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Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:08 PM
Woe, man.
Whoaaaaaaa man.
skycat
8/31/2006, 02:10 PM
VK is Bill Cosby?
I guess it makes sense.
Pricetag
8/31/2006, 02:10 PM
Nah, Mike Myers.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:10 PM
Rose!
Jailbird!
Happy in her cage...
No longer full of rage...
She roosts.
SteelPanz
8/31/2006, 02:12 PM
oh man, this is great. i love that.
something like
"she was a beat, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat!"
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:13 PM
Evidently, I have a pickle up my a$$.
Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:13 PM
Unknow...ing.
Untrust...ing.
Unlove...ed.
Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:16 PM
VK is Bill Cosby?
I guess it makes sense.
I'm a hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:16 PM
Josie and those hot *****cats...
They make me horny
Saturday morny...
Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:26 PM
"He wants you back," he screamed into the night air like a firefighter going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart.
I am lonely.
It's really hard.
This poem... sucks.
Beano's Fourth Chin
8/31/2006, 02:28 PM
:MAD:
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:29 PM
Girls of cartoons
Won't leave me in ruins...
I want to be Betty's Barney.
Hey, Jane, get me off this crazy thing...
... called love.
Howzit
8/31/2006, 02:30 PM
[Kim Jong Il]
I am ronry.
It's rearry hard.
This poem... sucks.[/Kim Jong Il]
Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 02:30 PM
:MAD:
:twinkies:
I'm afraid VK will k...leave me.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:45 PM
Away you go with your mother...
Why don't you try one of her bras on, wee girl?
Flaunt away, you fairy!
Czar Soonerov
8/31/2006, 02:48 PM
HARD HEARTED HARBINGER OF HAGGUS.
IB4OU2
8/31/2006, 02:49 PM
:les: You girls hush-up and finish up those dishes!
proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 02:50 PM
wtf
frankensooner
8/31/2006, 02:57 PM
My wife and I went to see that movie on our first "blind" date.
Look at the size of that kids melon. It's huuuuge!
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9261/picture038250x1882nn.jpg
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 03:00 PM
Because he puts addictive chemicals in his chicken making you crave it fortnightly, smart-a$$!
BoogercountySooner
8/31/2006, 03:04 PM
Clothes on=Woman
Clothes Off=WOOOO MANNNN!:D :D
proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 03:29 PM
are you all on acid?
slickdawg
8/31/2006, 03:33 PM
woman: Def Leppard
whoops, wrong thread.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 03:43 PM
Look at what I've bought myself - a Juice Tiger.
A Juice Tiger?
Yes, I juice everything now.
I'm on a new diet. I'm on a Weekly World News Garth Brooks Juice Diet.
Beano's Fourth Chin
8/31/2006, 04:03 PM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2382/leshateia7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)SUMUNA BRITCHES I HATE THIS THREADsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 04:05 PM
Heh. :D
Head! Paper! Now!
Move that melon of yours if you can. Hauling that gargantuan cranium about.
No kidding. His head's like Sputnik.
Spherical, but pointy in parts.
I have no idea what this thread is about, so Hook 'Em!!
http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/9271/hookemjb9.jpg
sooneron
8/31/2006, 04:10 PM
He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah!
Viking Kitten
8/31/2006, 04:18 PM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2382/leshateia7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)SUMUNA BRITCHES I HATE THIS THREADsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIKING KITTOWNED!!!!11
And it's totally going in my diary because this just does not happen very often.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 04:18 PM
Give us a kiss, Tony and cheer me up. Good night.
Wow, you've turned into a sexy wee bastard. You know that?
Thanks, Mrs. MacKenzie.
Beano's Fourth Chin
8/31/2006, 04:20 PM
VIKING KITTOWNED!!!!11
And it's totally going in my diary because this just does not happen very often.
All the women, please stop having crushes on me!!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 04:22 PM
:les: IT'S THE LIPS, YOU WANKER!!!
proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 04:22 PM
All the women, please stop having crushes on me!!!
you just made pat cry
Howzit
8/31/2006, 04:23 PM
All the women, please stop having crushes on me!!!
I couldn't help but notice you have begun to qualify this edict. Punkin.
BeetDigger
8/31/2006, 05:26 PM
I couldn't help but notice you have begun to qualify this edict. Punkin.
Only because of the thread title.
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