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colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 01:10 PM
O.M.G

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/4153409.html


UT friendship leaves mark on Simms, Shanahan
College tattoos keep Bucs QB, Texans assistant bonded for life
By JOHN MCCLAIN
Copyright 2006 Houston Chronicle

Chris Simms and Kyle Shanahan became such good friends at the University of Texas that they have their initials tattooed on each other's lower leg.

Simms, the Tampa Bay quarterback who will play briefly in tonight's preseason game against the Texans, enters the season as a starter for the first time since 2002, his last year with the Longhorns.

Shanahan, who was a quality control coach for the Buccaneers the last two years, is in his first season as the Texans' receivers coach.

"We're best friends, and we'll be best friends for life," Simms said about Shanahan this week. "We hit it off from day one. We had a common bond in that our fathers (former New York Giants quarterback Phil Simms and Denver Broncos coach Mike Shanahan) have been such a big part of the NFL for a long time.

"We talk at least once a week. We're obsessed with the game. We have a great love for football, and we're constantly talking about it."

Both players remember when they went with three other close friends and UT teammates — tight end Bo Scaife, defensive back Rod Babers and receiver Montrell Flowers — to get their tattoos.

"Kyle was a real wimp about it," Simms said. "He got a small one on his ankle. He was afraid his mom and dad would see it, so he keeps it hidden underneath his socks."

Shanahan has a different version of the experience in which each player got the initials of the other four tattooed on his lower leg.

"Let me tell you what really happened," Shanahan said. "Chris was dying to get a tattoo. When we got to the (tattoo parlor), I was the only one who already didn't have one. It wasn't any big deal for the others.

"I had to be a man about it. I got one out of loyalty to my buddies. Now, Chris, he got one the size of his calf, but I didn't want one that big because I didn't want to show off."


Indelibly inked
Before the Texans' kickoff luncheon at the Hyatt Regency Downtown on Wednesday, Shanahan lifted his pants leg to display the tattoo that binds him with his four close friends and former teammates.

"I met Chris for the first time right after I transferred to Texas (from Duke) in January (of 2000)," Shanahan said. "I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I'd run some routes for him. I said, 'Sure.'

"Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we've been best friends ever since."

When Simms was heavily criticized as a Longhorns quarterback who never did measure up the way UT fans demanded, Shanahan suffered with him.

"I'm so proud of Chris," Shanahan said. "He's one of the most mentally tough guys I've ever met. He experienced a lot of negativism in college, and I think it made him stronger and more determined.

"No matter what happened, no matter what was said about him, Chris always managed to stay focused."


Disappointed no more
When the Buccaneers used the last pick in the third round of the 2003 draft on Simms, he was devastated to be taken that low.

"Knowing what kind of guy he is, knowing how hard he worked and seeing what he went through, he deserves everything he's getting now," Shanahan said.

If new Longhorns quarterback Colt McCoy wanted advice from a predecessor, he might be better off asking Simms rather than Vince Young. Simms' experience was much tougher than Young's.

"I would tell him (McCoy) to just play the game, to work hard, to listen to his coaches and to not read the local papers or watch the local news," Simms said. "There are going to be ups and downs. Learn from them. And most of all, just have fun."

Like other Longhorns, Simms celebrated last season's national championship.

"I was watching the game on the couch getting ready for our playoff game against the Redskins," he said. "I can't tell you how excited I was.

"Like everyone else watching, I was up and down. At times, I was cussing at the screen. At other times, I was cheering like crazy. When it was over, I was drained. I was just so happy. I couldn't believe we actually pulled it off."

Simms has a prediction for the Ohio State-Texas game on Sept. 9 at Austin.

"Texas 31, Ohio State 27," he said.

Looking back on the start of his NFL career, Simms benefited highly from being drafted at the end of the third round. He is playing for coach Jon Gruden, who is one of the league's best quarterback coaches. And Simms is starting for a playoff team that has Super Bowl aspirations.


Learning experience
"Coming here was a blessing in disguise," he said. "For lack of a better phrase, it (being drafted so low) does light my fire a little. I've learned so much, like how to handle myself on a day-to-day basis.

"Coach is a perfectionist. He's a tremendous worker, and he's relentless. The passion he has for the game is contagious. He's always going to be tough on his quarterbacks. He challenges you every day. He sure knows which one of my buttons to push."

This trip to Houston gives Simms special satisfaction, even though he is not expected to play much. He is the starting quarterback for a Super Bowl contender.

"This is a great opportunity for me to come back to Texas," he said. "I get to see a lot of old friends and, to a certain extent, show some of the doubters that I can play in this league."

Partial Qualifier
8/31/2006, 01:13 PM
Well if there was any doubt before.......

colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 01:15 PM
No kidding. We will undoubtedly get some whorn to quote whatever OU player said the "watch him sleep/he's my special buddy." comment, but this is the mega-ghey trump card.

Fraggle145
8/31/2006, 01:15 PM
gheigh

NormanPride
8/31/2006, 01:19 PM
There is not enough spek that can be heaped on you for this find. Bravo.

tru2ou
8/31/2006, 01:22 PM
Maybe this is just another one of the "lists" that Chris made while at UT but he decided it was better to tattoo it to his leg this time.

BTW, did he ever get Mike Stoops off that list?


- Tru

#1-Erin-Higgins-Fan
8/31/2006, 01:22 PM
ROFLMAO! HAHAHA!!! :D

colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 01:23 PM
There is not enough spek that can be heaped on you for this find. Bravo.

Heard about it an hour ago on the Ticket in Dallas. They were doing a bit called "Ghey or Not Ghey", where people write in scenarios and they vote ghey or not ghey. Like 2 dudes riding a motorcycle. Ghey.

A few voted this maybe the gheyest thing ever.

Jimminy Crimson
8/31/2006, 01:27 PM
Queer eye for the Horn Guy

olevetonahill
8/31/2006, 01:27 PM
Aw so it really is "steers and queers ":cool:

Wishboned
8/31/2006, 01:39 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/TheRainKing/IKnowYoureGay.jpg

"You know how I know you're gay?"

"Cause you have a guy's initials tattoed on your leg."

Big Red Ron
8/31/2006, 01:40 PM
I don't care how you slice it, that is gay!

fwsooner22
8/31/2006, 01:45 PM
I don't even know how to respond to that...........That is disturbing

If my best friend told me he wanted to tatoo my name on his body......he would have a mark on his nose and would no longer be my best friend.

Oh my gosh that is SICK......

DrZaius
8/31/2006, 01:49 PM
GHEY

soonerlaw
8/31/2006, 02:11 PM
I also heard he has TRRW's helmet print tattooed on his chest...

umberto
8/31/2006, 03:20 PM
Heard about it an hour ago on the Ticket in Dallas. They were doing a bit called "Ghey or Not Ghey", where people write in scenarios and they vote ghey or not ghey. Like 2 dudes riding a motorcycle. Ghey.

A few voted this maybe the gheyest thing ever.

Seriously, is there anything more ghey than two guys on a motorcycle? Oh yeah, two shirtless guys on a motorcycle (saw it on I-44 going to Springfield). Yewwww!!

BetterSoonerThanLater
8/31/2006, 03:27 PM
"Kyle was a real wimp about it," Simms said. "He got a small one on his ankle. He was afraid his mom and dad would see it, so he keeps it hidden underneath his socks."

this was they gheyest part about the whole thing

BetterSoonerThanLater
8/31/2006, 03:29 PM
I take it back......THIS is the gheyest part..

"I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I'd run some routes for him. I said, 'Sure.'

"Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately,

MRNOTDUCKS
8/31/2006, 03:41 PM
Notice this wonderful thread is missing the presence of our hornfriends. I doubt they touch this one and pray that it falls to page 2 quickly. Let's not let that happen! lol

OUstud
8/31/2006, 03:42 PM
Funniest gawdamn thing I've read in quite sometime. WOW! :texan: :mack:

Taxman71
8/31/2006, 03:50 PM
That thing reads like a Gay Penthouse letter.

King Crimson
8/31/2006, 03:54 PM
i guess the horn isn't the only thing Gabriel is blowing down in Austin.

GDC
8/31/2006, 03:55 PM
:texan:

King Crimson
8/31/2006, 03:58 PM
That thing reads like a Gay Penthouse letter.

and you would know this how?

:eek: :D

Scott D
8/31/2006, 04:00 PM
I'm amazed Herr hasn't popped up with the 'watching while my roommate sleeps' quip. But then again, you guys probably never made the whorns defend Cedric Benson being busted by teammates to the media.

C&CDean
8/31/2006, 04:03 PM
I'm amazed Herr hasn't popped up with the 'watching while my roommate sleeps' quip. But then again, you guys probably never made the whorns defend Cedric Benson being busted by teammates to the media.

Herr's in the hoosegow. He couldn't pop up if he wanted too. One week of solitary confinement.

Scott D
8/31/2006, 04:05 PM
Herr's in the hoosegow. He couldn't pop up if he wanted too. One week of solitary confinement.

he must be so chomping at the bit to make that response....

Now let's get back to the other matter...why are you people slacking and not mocking Benson being busted by teammates for his antics a couple of weeks ago.

TexasLidig8r
8/31/2006, 04:11 PM
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Taxman71
8/31/2006, 04:11 PM
and you would know this how?

:eek: :D

Found one in your "guest" bathroom.....under the Bodybuilding Monthly magazine.
:D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/31/2006, 04:43 PM
Give. Me. A. Break.

Seriously.

I'm not a horn apologist, but it's not secret that I'm a big Chris Simms fan.

Perhaps you would like the rest of the story behind the tattoos?

The tattoo is of a W for the movie The Wood about four best friends. Surrounding the W are the initials of each of the players names. It's not like it's a heart or anything.

Unusual? Yes. Gay? No.

Both Shanahan and Simms are married and Simms has a baby daughter.

Not sure why I'm wasting my time on this thread though.

C&CDean
8/31/2006, 04:45 PM
Give. Me. A. Break.

Seriously.

I'm not a horn apologist, but it's not secret that I'm a big Chris Simms fan.

Perhaps you would like the rest of the story behind the tattoos?

The tattoo is of a W for the movie The Wood about four best friends. Surrounding the W are the initials of each of the players names. It's not like it's a heart or anything.

Unusual? Yes. Gay? No.

Both Shanahan and Simms are married and Simms has a baby daughter.

Not sure why I'm wasting my time on this thread though.

Cause you're a gay lover?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/31/2006, 04:47 PM
Yes Dean. That's it. That's why I love you so much. :O

Paperclip
8/31/2006, 04:50 PM
Yeah, "The Wood" doesn't make it any more gay. Not a bit.

C&CDean
8/31/2006, 04:50 PM
Yes Dean. That's it. That's why I love you so much. :O

Ouch. Biznacho.

And why do you love Simms? The only thing I love about him is that he took some consistent anal plungings from our boys. So, I'm thinking that does make him gay.

King Crimson
8/31/2006, 04:52 PM
SBSB=horn apologist.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/31/2006, 04:55 PM
Ouch. Biznacho.

And why do you love Simms? The only thing I love about him is that he took some consistent anal plungings from our boys. So, I'm thinking that does make him gay.It doesn't matter why I like him. But for the simple fact that he never came close to beating OU, we should be sending him thank you cards instead of questioning his sexuality.

He graduated three years ago. Let's move on to making fun of Colt McCoy and that other kid.

C&CDean
8/31/2006, 04:56 PM
It doesn't matter why I like him. But for the simple fact that he never came close to beating OU, we should be sending him thank you cards instead of questioning his sexuality.

He graduated three years ago. Let's move on to making fun of Colt McCoy and that other kid.

Why? Are they gay too?

Mjcpr
8/31/2006, 04:57 PM
Does this mean we can no longer make fun of El Ced and Ricky?

colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 04:57 PM
Why? Are they gay too?

Heh.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/31/2006, 05:00 PM
Does this mean we can no longer make fun of El Ced and Ricky?Oh no, that's perfectly within my rules. TV is never off limits. ;)

Just please let me bask in my weirdness for a bit, ok? ;)

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/31/2006, 05:01 PM
Why? Are they gay too?They play for Texas don't they? Isn't that the one qualifier?

colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 05:07 PM
They play for Texas don't they? Isn't that the one qualifier?

That's THE qualifier.

David Earl
8/31/2006, 05:18 PM
I found this a while ago and started to post the link till I saw this thread...

I'm just really dumbfounded. I mean, I have friends that I appreciate and all. I'm thankful for the blessings of good friendships... But a tatoo of some dude's initials???

I just don't get it...

GrapevineSooner
8/31/2006, 05:43 PM
Just for a little background information, the whole Gay not Gay bit that Bob Sturm and Dan McDowell do on The Ticket isn't meant to suggest that either Chris or Kyle are actually gay.

It's just meant to suggest that this particular act of male bonding is gay.

Personally, I think it's the most humorous bit of all the shows. Right up there with Homer Call of the Week (not the one Dan Patrick blatantly ripped off).

FaninAma
8/31/2006, 06:18 PM
That ain't no thang. The entire Texas team, not just Simms, got their @$$ES tattooed multiple times during Simms tenure at QB......usually on a certain weekend in October at the hands of the Sooners.

The most popular tattoo was the one that said "I am Bobby's Beyotch ".

boomrsoonr
8/31/2006, 06:21 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/merv/ymca.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Rogue
8/31/2006, 08:36 PM
Herr's in the hoosegow. He couldn't pop up if he wanted too. One week of solitary confinement.


http://www.thehoosegow.com/photos.html

nm

Scott D
8/31/2006, 08:39 PM
Both Shanahan and Simms are married and Simms has a baby daughter.

Travolta's married too......I'm jus' sayin' ;)

CatfishSooner
8/31/2006, 08:57 PM
They put up a good front.

StoopTroup
8/31/2006, 09:13 PM
http://www.thehoosegow.com/photos.html

nm
Is Herr the "Nibbler"?

http://www.thehoosegow.com/images/photos/recording0.jpg

Sooner1991
8/31/2006, 09:50 PM
I also heard he has TRRW's helmet print tattooed on his chest...

You owe me a new monitor. The Dr. Pepper I just spewed all over my current one has ruined it.

SCOUT
8/31/2006, 10:09 PM
Just for a little background information, the whole Gay not Gay bit that Bob Sturm and Dan McDowell do on The Ticket isn't meant to suggest that either Chris or Kyle are actually gay.

It's just meant to suggest that this particular act of male bonding is gay.

Personally, I think it's the most humorous bit of all the shows. Right up there with Homer Call of the Week (not the one Dan Patrick blatantly ripped off).


You're right about Bob and Dan's gay or not-gay bit. They used to do an intro about how it is 'not homosexual love' but more acting gay. It is one of the funniest things The Ticket does.

This act of tattooing their boyfriend's initials is homosexual man-love gay though.

goingoneight
8/31/2006, 10:20 PM
I can't believe no one has bothered to mention Mack and Vince's tatoos... Oh, wait... somethings are better left unmentioned.

Sonner magic923
8/31/2006, 10:38 PM
i am currently looking for a new nfl team because i just cant handle having not only a horn for a qb but a gay horn....well f*** that

colleyvillesooner
9/1/2006, 07:06 AM
bump

crawfish
9/1/2006, 07:42 AM
Women always loves the gay guys. :mad:

Dio
9/1/2006, 08:02 AM
Frankie Goes To Hollywood thinks that's gay.

Jason White's Third Knee
9/1/2006, 09:44 AM
I also heard he has TRRW's helmet print tattooed on his chest...


Can a brother get a rim shot?????????

TheHumanAlphabet
9/1/2006, 09:51 AM
How GAY is that?? This is not even Liberace-gay, This is mega-Austin GAY or Mecha-Streisand GAY!!!

BoomerSoonerTexasscks
9/1/2006, 09:57 AM
Give. Me. A. Break.

Seriously.

I'm not a horn apologist, but it's not secret that I'm a big Chris Simms fan.

Perhaps you would like the rest of the story behind the tattoos?

The tattoo is of a W for the movie The Wood about four best friends. Surrounding the W are the initials of each of the players names. It's not like it's a heart or anything.

Unusual? Yes. Gay? No.

Both Shanahan and Simms are married and Simms has a baby daughter.

Not sure why I'm wasting my time on this thread though.

So was Wacko Jacko:eek:

OUmillenium
9/1/2006, 10:08 AM
I also heard he has TRRW's helmet print tattooed on his chest...

Yeah Baby! (Austin Powers' voice):texan:

wishbonesooner
9/1/2006, 02:19 PM
I may be an old timer and all, but this is disturbing.

Tear Down This Wall
9/1/2006, 03:53 PM
Is there so little happening in Houston with sports that this story had to be told? The Houston Chronicle is worse than the Dallas Morning News. Fags.

MRNOTDUCKS
9/1/2006, 04:00 PM
The tie-in was the Texans game against the Bucs last night. The Bucs' qb is Simms, so it was terribly newsworthy.

Harry Beanbag
9/1/2006, 04:05 PM
Can a brother get a rim job?????????


Maybe you should ask Chris.