I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face...

[Tear Down This Wall]

...but, you were born to lick mine first!

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[GDC]

I thought this was a Gene Simmons or KISS thread.

[crawfish]

I thought someone was getting kinky with their dog! :eek:

[GDC]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

TDTW, you have done snapped, fella.

[BeetDigger]

Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo. Whoops. Wrong movie.

[VeeJay]

Hey, Ringo - pick it up!

And you guys, take some lessons!

[Oldnslo]

How about a Fresca?

[BeetDigger]

Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

[ousoonerfan]

Hey, we're all gonna get laid!

[VeeJay]

Here he is, Cinderella story, former greenskeeper, about to become the Masters Champion.

Whoosh!

It's inna hole!!

[TexasLidig8r]

Skinny skiing.. going to bullfights on acid.

[BeetDigger]

You'll get nothing. And like it.