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Hamhock
8/31/2006, 10:05 AM
My wife and I are about to throw down because of the amount of crap she keeps in the shower:

brush thingy
squishy thingy
shampoo
conditioner
body wash
face wash
one other bottle of stuff, who's purpose I have not yet identified
razor
squeegee

btw, I'm not allowed to use any of the stuff.

Am I being unreasonable?

crawfish
8/31/2006, 10:08 AM
She's just trying to keep beautiful for you, dude. :mack:

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 10:11 AM
Yes - you are.

We like that stuff. And you guys should like that we like that stuff. It makes us smell good, it makes our legs smooth, it makes our skin soft and glowey and touchable and it makes us feel good.

Shut up and enjoy your pretty wife. :mad:

SoonerInKCMO
8/31/2006, 10:12 AM
Yes - you are.

We like that stuff. And you guys should like that we like that stuff. It makes us smell good, it makes our legs smooth, it makes our skin soft and glowey and touchable and it makes us feel good.

Shut up and enjoy your pretty wife. :mad:

Bah. I have soft and glowy skin without all that crap. I'm damn touchable.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 10:13 AM
Bah. I have soft and glowy skin without all that crap. I'm damn touchable.

I'm gonna be needing visual evidence for confirmation.

:D

OCUDad
8/31/2006, 10:17 AM
I'm gonna be needing visual evidence for confirmation.

:DBut please spare the rest of us. :rolleyes:

colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 10:18 AM
My wife and I are about to throw down because of the amount of crap she keeps in the shower:

brush thingy
squishy thingy
shampoo x 3
conditioner x 2
body wash x 2
face wash x 2
two other bottle of stuff, who's purpose I have not yet identified
razor
shaving cream
squeegee

btw, I'm not allowed to use any of the stuff.

Am I being unreasonable?

That's nothing.

Fixed to represent my shower.

And I agree with BSG. I like that she uses all that stuff.

SoonerInKCMO
8/31/2006, 10:19 AM
:les: BSG WANTS TO SEE ME NAKED!!

C&CDean
8/31/2006, 10:27 AM
I use the soap in the ledge. Don't need anything else.

I couldn't care less about the little bottles of coochie-be-soft on the shelf. I'm sure that **** is like $100 a teaspoon, but she has a job so she can buy all of it she wants. And as long as she isn't covering up the soap, it's all good.

12
8/31/2006, 10:29 AM
We keep a bar of lye and a brush in our wash tub.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 10:40 AM
I use the soap in the ledge.

We hillbillies like to call that a 'crack'...:mack:

Way to keep it fresh!

Sooner_Bob
8/31/2006, 10:42 AM
Isn't it amazing how much stuff women can fit in a shower?

It always seems to be right at butt level too . . . I'm always knockin' the stuff off.

Hamhock
8/31/2006, 10:46 AM
one other bottle of stuff, who's purpose I have not yet identified



in all fairness, this one time, we did discover a purpose for the stuff in this bottle, but I don't think it is what the manufacturer intended

:texan:

rebmus
8/31/2006, 10:49 AM
what is this "soap" you speak of?

IB4OU2
8/31/2006, 10:52 AM
I use the soap in the ledge. Don't need anything else.

I couldn't care less about the little bottles of coochie-be-soft on the shelf. I'm sure that **** is like $100 a teaspoon, but she has a job so she can buy all of it she wants. And as long as she isn't covering up the soap, it's all good.

I'm crackin' up at "coochie-be-soft"......dayum deano. :D

This is another reason why I love this place.....:D

crawfish
8/31/2006, 10:59 AM
Isn't it amazing how much stuff women can fit in a shower?

It always seems to be right at butt level too . . . I'm always knockin' the stuff off.

Yeah, I have that problem, too. :D

BeetDigger
8/31/2006, 11:10 AM
Yeah, I have that problem, too. :D


:les: Lard asses!!!!11!!1

BeetDigger
8/31/2006, 11:11 AM
We like that stuff. And you guys should like that we like that stuff. It makes us smell good, it makes our legs smooth, it makes our skin soft and glowey and touchable and it makes us feel good.



Go on...

frankensooner
8/31/2006, 11:28 AM
That is what the tub be for. My misses keeps all of her goop by the tub or sink. Shower only has soap, shampoo and conditioner. Cain't you men keep yer womenfolk in line? ;)

Beano's Fourth Chin
8/31/2006, 11:32 AM
I stepped on a C3PO action figure and a shark when I took a shower this morning. You guys have it good.

colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 11:33 AM
That is what the tub be for. My misses keeps all of her goop by the tub or sink. Shower only has soap, shampoo and conditioner. Cain't you men keep yer womenfolk in line? ;)

My tub doubles as the shower. :O

Sooner_Bob
8/31/2006, 11:34 AM
I stepped on a C3PO action figure and a shark when I took a shower this morning. You guys have it good.


That's what happens when you don't pick up after yourself.

colleyvillesooner
8/31/2006, 11:36 AM
heh

Howzit
8/31/2006, 11:48 AM
My wife and I are about to throw down because of the amount of crap she keeps in the shower:

brush thingy
squishy thingy
shampoo
conditioner
body wash
face wash
one other bottle of stuff, who's purpose I have not yet identified
razor
squeegee

btw, I'm not allowed to use any of the stuff.

Am I being unreasonable?

I'm calling BS. I bet Hamhock uses the squeegee. A. Lot.

Sicko.

Sooner98
8/31/2006, 11:56 AM
SHOWERING: MALE VS. FEMALE

How To Shower Like a Woman:

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.

4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red and raw.

9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair (take at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).

11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.

12. Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the water pressure.

13. Turn off shower.

14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.

16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.

17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.

How To Shower Like A Man:

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the "woo" sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror, scratch your "privates" and smell your fingers for one last whiff.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).

6. Wash your face.

7. Wash your armpits.

8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.

9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.

11. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).

12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.

14. Pee (in the shower).

15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.

16. Partially dry off.

17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.

18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.

19. Leave bathroom fan and light on.

20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.

21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

rebmus
8/31/2006, 01:33 PM
I stepped on a C3PO action figure and a shark when I took a shower this morning. You guys have it good.

i stepped in a pile of vomit.

*drank too much last night... again.

Hamhock
8/31/2006, 01:37 PM
I'm calling BS. I bet Hamhock uses the squeegee. A. Lot.

Sicko.

What can you do with the squeegee? Peem me.

I don't want to miss out on something. :texan:

BeetDigger
8/31/2006, 02:06 PM
Note to self: stay away from squeegee if ever at Howzit's or Hamhock's house.

crawfish
8/31/2006, 02:08 PM
:les: Lard asses!!!!11!!1

It ain't my *** that causes the problem.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/31/2006, 02:11 PM
ZANG!!!

BeetDigger
8/31/2006, 02:12 PM
It ain't my *** that causes the problem.


You need to turn the temperature of the water down.

Hamhock
8/31/2006, 02:17 PM
It ain't my *** that causes the problem.


you can fit in your shower like that? :texan:

IronSooner
8/31/2006, 02:19 PM
SHOWERING: MALE VS. FEMALE

How To Shower Like A Man:


Yeah, I do probably 90% of that.

But I gotta ask, who the hell pees in the shower? I try to clean mine as infrequently as possible, and it seems like that would necessitate you cleaning it more often.

boomersooner28
8/31/2006, 02:30 PM
I swear to you, my wife has alll of that stuff you mentioned, plus 3 of those body washer thingies without a stick, one with a stick attached to it, and 5, YES 5, different shampoos and 4 conditioners. BUT, I don't mind because she is beautiful. :)

tulsaoilerfan
8/31/2006, 02:47 PM
I swear to you, my wife has alll of that stuff you mentioned, plus 3 of those body washer thingies without a stick, one with a stick attached to it, and 5, YES 5, different shampoos and 4 conditioners. BUT, I don't mind because she is beautiful. :)
does she read the SO also?:)

proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 02:51 PM
My wife and I are about to throw down because of the amount of crap she keeps in the shower:

brush thingy
squishy thingy
shampoo
conditioner
body wash
face wash
one other bottle of stuff, who's purpose I have not yet identified
razor
squeegee

btw, I'm not allowed to use any of the stuff.

Am I being unreasonable?
Yes. I bet her list of complaints is longer, but she puts up with your *** so you ought to hush up.

Hamhock
8/31/2006, 02:58 PM
Yes. I bet her list of complaints is longer, but she puts up with your *** so you ought to hush up.


yes, but did you see my post where I said I couldn't fit into the shower first thing in the morning..??

proud gonzo
8/31/2006, 03:12 PM
tough noogies.

SicEmBaylor
8/31/2006, 03:28 PM
I condition.