View Full Version : My company is interesting,
SoonerBK
8/30/2006, 11:56 AM
and I will tell you why. The HR lady is guilty of more sexual harrassmant than the dudes are. We are having a pizza party today for some reason. I don't really care why as long as it means free pizza. Any way we get like 50 pizzas delivered a while ago. I am heading back to my desk when she motions to me and says that she will give me a "free piece" if I help her move the boxes back to the break area. I responded with "I'm always up for a slice." She said it in that Joey Tribiani "How you doin?" kind of way.
crawfish
8/30/2006, 12:09 PM
DON'T MESS WITH HR WOMEN!!!
They're usually like cats...cute and cuddly, but couldn't care less if you live or die. Unless they get to assist in the latter.
XingTheRubicon
8/30/2006, 12:13 PM
Ask her if she's ever seen The Accused.
IB4OU2
8/30/2006, 12:18 PM
Ask her about the french benefits....
BeetDigger
8/30/2006, 12:35 PM
Tell her you'd love to help her out with her box.
Skysooner
8/30/2006, 12:47 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. When I gave my exit interview at my last company, I met with the HR lady who I have known for years, and she was wearing a very low-cut shirt. She is a hawt divorcee, and I had a hard time keeping my mind on exiting.
Jimminy Crimson
8/30/2006, 12:48 PM
I'll need a pic for a ruling from the Iraqi judge.
Pricetag
8/30/2006, 01:03 PM
What other examples do you have? Going just off the first post, I'm thinking maybe you're a bit proud of yourself.
SoonerBK
8/30/2006, 01:51 PM
[QUOTE=toast] Is she hawt? [/QUOT
She can bring the heat for an older lady.
SoonerBK
8/30/2006, 01:52 PM
Ask her about the french benefits....
We don't get french benefits?
RFH Shakes
8/30/2006, 02:26 PM
Spread out the boxes and impress her with your breakdancin' abilities.
Skysooner
8/30/2006, 02:38 PM
Spread out the boxes and impress her with your breakdancin' abilities.
There is a joke in here somewhere. :rolleyes:
Sue her for sexual harrassment. That'll teach her!
Frozen Sooner
8/30/2006, 08:04 PM
Still waiting on the interesting bit...
Our HR gals are exactly the same way. Everybody's afraid to pop off around them because of vast amount of people they've fired for that type of thing. Get in a meeting with them and they're throwing out one-liners like crazy that would get others **** canned.
Pricetag
8/30/2006, 09:25 PM
At a company I used to work for, they eliminated the head HR person at all the branch company, and the one from HQ took over. They planned a tour for her to all the branch offices to introduce her to everyone. Her visit to ours happened to come just as we had a massive layoff. I don't remember how to spell it, but her name was pronouced "coo-teh-fair-is." But from that day on, she was known as "come to fire us."
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