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SoonerBK
8/30/2006, 11:56 AM
and I will tell you why. The HR lady is guilty of more sexual harrassmant than the dudes are. We are having a pizza party today for some reason. I don't really care why as long as it means free pizza. Any way we get like 50 pizzas delivered a while ago. I am heading back to my desk when she motions to me and says that she will give me a "free piece" if I help her move the boxes back to the break area. I responded with "I'm always up for a slice." She said it in that Joey Tribiani "How you doin?" kind of way.
crawfish
8/30/2006, 12:09 PM
DON'T MESS WITH HR WOMEN!!!

They're usually like cats...cute and cuddly, but couldn't care less if you live or die. Unless they get to assist in the latter.
XingTheRubicon
8/30/2006, 12:13 PM
Ask her if she's ever seen The Accused.
IB4OU2
8/30/2006, 12:18 PM
Ask her about the french benefits....
BeetDigger
8/30/2006, 12:35 PM
Tell her you'd love to help her out with her box.
toast
8/30/2006, 12:41 PM
Is she hawt?
Skysooner
8/30/2006, 12:47 PM
This thread is worthless without pics. When I gave my exit interview at my last company, I met with the HR lady who I have known for years, and she was wearing a very low-cut shirt. She is a hawt divorcee, and I had a hard time keeping my mind on exiting.
Jimminy Crimson
8/30/2006, 12:48 PM
I'll need a pic for a ruling from the Iraqi judge.
Pricetag
8/30/2006, 01:03 PM
What other examples do you have? Going just off the first post, I'm thinking maybe you're a bit proud of yourself.
SoonerBK
8/30/2006, 01:51 PM
[QUOTE=toast] Is she hawt? [/QUOT

She can bring the heat for an older lady.
SoonerBK
8/30/2006, 01:52 PM
Ask her about the french benefits....


We don't get french benefits?
RFH Shakes
8/30/2006, 02:26 PM
Spread out the boxes and impress her with your breakdancin' abilities.
Skysooner
8/30/2006, 02:38 PM
Spread out the boxes and impress her with your breakdancin' abilities.

There is a joke in here somewhere. :rolleyes:
49r
8/30/2006, 08:02 PM
Sue her for sexual harrassment. That'll teach her!
49r
8/30/2006, 08:02 PM
Hey! What's vCash?
49r
8/30/2006, 08:03 PM
and why do I have 500?
Frozen Sooner
8/30/2006, 08:04 PM
Still waiting on the interesting bit...
Cam
8/30/2006, 08:32 PM
Our HR gals are exactly the same way. Everybody's afraid to pop off around them because of vast amount of people they've fired for that type of thing. Get in a meeting with them and they're throwing out one-liners like crazy that would get others **** canned.
Pricetag
8/30/2006, 09:25 PM
At a company I used to work for, they eliminated the head HR person at all the branch company, and the one from HQ took over. They planned a tour for her to all the branch offices to introduce her to everyone. Her visit to ours happened to come just as we had a massive layoff. I don't remember how to spell it, but her name was pronouced "coo-teh-fair-is." But from that day on, she was known as "come to fire us."