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LoyalFan
8/29/2006, 08:35 AM
Well, I went to Zaba Search, typed in some names and, sure enough, I found listings for (and this is God's Truth!):

Seymour Butts ("Under the Grandstand")
I.P. Freely ("The Golden Stream")
W.(on)H.(ung) Lo ("The Ruptured Chinaman")
Claude Balls ("The Tiger's Revenge")

I also found a number of women actually named "Aldonza" (The ho in "Man of La Mancha")
Dick Dangle was there too, along with several Frank Furters.
Frank N. Stein was well represented and I found Clytemnestra Cannon, Clytmnestra Montgomery, and Clytemnestra Montgomery-Cannon.
Also found Pebble (no Flint, sad to say) Stone.

Lotsa folks named Dung. Ed, Mary, Norbert, and Rickie Poop, and some wit in Galveston (gotta be a mighty sailing man) named Deck Poop. Oh, and can't leave out B. Hind.
Funny thing though...No Stanley1.

I'll bet you can make up almost any outlandish name and SOMEONE is saddled widdit.

Zaba! Fun for the reclusive!

LF

PS: Several hits when I entered "P. Gonzo"...Greatness!

Howzit
8/29/2006, 08:41 AM
I. B. Pat (Nutsack in teh Avatar)

Skysooner
8/29/2006, 08:43 AM
Ilene Dover (I Fell Off a Cliff)

LoyalFan
8/29/2006, 08:50 AM
Ilene Dover (I Fell Off a Cliff)

Yep, she's in Zaba, so is Ima Hooker.

LF

GDC
8/29/2006, 09:23 AM
Three Tracks in the Sand by Peter Dragon and Dick Danglin

Chuck Bao
8/29/2006, 09:41 AM
Emil Spam – “You’re on my list”

Trannie Attaloo – “If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather sit”

Yousef Singh Forhelp – “My six months answering stupid American questions”

Hemy Roidsomabicht - “Why I’ll never return to Austin”