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Czar Soonerov

8/28/2006, 12:05 PM

...to wait before asking out a friend's ex? Do you ask your buddy for permission or is she fair game?

Tiptonsooner

8/28/2006, 12:08 PM

That is covered in the hanbook.........where you not paying attention?

crawfish

8/28/2006, 12:09 PM

You'll have to wait until she turns me down.

colleyvillesooner

8/28/2006, 12:09 PM

You'll have to wait until she turns me down.

So the next day?

Mjcpr

8/28/2006, 12:09 PM

Does this mean VK is available?

jk the sooner fan

8/28/2006, 12:10 PM

Stanley is going to kill somebody.....

Viking Kitten

8/28/2006, 12:11 PM

My obligatory smartass comment would prolly make some people besides Czar mad, and I don't want any meltdown blood on my hands, so I'll just tell him what I'm thinking tonight while he does my laundry.

mrowl

8/28/2006, 12:11 PM

man law says six months, but only if she is drop dead gorgeous

crawfish

8/28/2006, 12:13 PM

So the next day?

I like your optimism! :texan:

tbl

8/28/2006, 12:19 PM

It depends on the relationship, and the level of friendship (whether it's disposable). If it was a serious, long term relationship, that's pretty much hands off for life, unless the friendship is one you could sacrifice.

OUstudent4life

8/28/2006, 12:31 PM

Is the guy the reason the couple broke up?

...'cause the asking part might be a little late.

SoonerInKCMO

8/28/2006, 12:33 PM

OUDoc

8/28/2006, 12:42 PM

My obligatory smartass comment would prolly make some people besides Czar mad,...
I wouldn't have been curious until that statement.

Hamhock

8/28/2006, 12:42 PM

i missing something very important in order for this to be funny.

who broke up?

GDC

8/28/2006, 12:43 PM

It's even better to be seeing her behind his back while they are supposedly still together, it's a lot more exciting that way.

crawfish

8/28/2006, 12:44 PM

Lane? I know this is a little awkward, my being your teacher and all, but would you mind if I asked out Beth?

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/95/37/99m.jpg

Gandalf_The_Grey

8/28/2006, 12:45 PM

Dean's wife burned his toast...she is done!

Spray

8/28/2006, 12:46 PM

Depends on if you want to stay friends and how serious his relationship with the ex was. Personally, I wouldn't want to deal with the akwardness and tension- and it will be there.

Partial Qualifier

8/28/2006, 12:48 PM

...to wait before asking out a friend's ex? Do you ask your buddy for permission or is she fair game?

If they're not married or engaged, she's fair game even while they're dating! Unless of course the guy is your bestest best friend since kindergarten or something

The

8/28/2006, 12:56 PM

The mongols would handle the situation with a transaction of goats.
That way, everybody wins!

BeetDigger

8/28/2006, 01:02 PM

Does this mean Chick is available?

I think that is what you meant.

Viking Kitten

8/28/2006, 01:02 PM

The mongols would handle the situation with a transaction of goats.
That way, everybody wins!
I believe that is also how such things are handled in Stillwater.

handcrafted

8/28/2006, 01:07 PM

Apparently I had not read the handbook clearly oh-those-twenty-years-ago...I first asked out the woman who is now my lovely wife the same day she broke up with a good friend of mine...or who I thought was a good friend but turned out not to be.

I thought he was treating her like dirt, it ****ed me off, and I called him on it. Needless to say, the friendship did not last (all of that "who's side are you on" BS), but the marriage did. :D

IB4OU2

8/28/2006, 01:09 PM

I believe that is also how such things are handled in Stillwater.

Haven't seen anything uphere goat worthy yet.....maybe a pullet or two.

Miko

8/28/2006, 03:01 PM

Depends. How many Cool-Whip tubs do you have?

Gandalf_The_Grey

8/28/2006, 03:03 PM

I am disappointed that no one has poster..."8 inches...oh wrong thread" ;)

Viking Kitten

8/28/2006, 03:05 PM

Little stingy on the number there, too, Slick.

Sooner_Bob

8/28/2006, 03:06 PM

heh . . .

Oldnslo

8/28/2006, 03:14 PM

Since they broke up, the friend gets little say in the matter. I mean, if it's a lifelong friend vs. just a rebound-romp then you don't do it. But if it's a lady that the dude's really interested in, why wait at all?

Gandalf_The_Grey

8/28/2006, 03:21 PM

Well not many women can handle Czar sized ;)

OUDoc

8/28/2006, 09:22 PM

My obligatory smartass comment would prolly make some people besides Czar mad,
I'd still like a ruling on this.
Judges?

KC//CRIMSON

8/28/2006, 09:32 PM

...to wait before asking out a friend's ex? Do you ask your buddy for permission or is she fair game?

what is this waiting you speak of?;)

bri

8/28/2006, 09:38 PM

what is this waiting you speak of?;)

http://media.movieweb.com/dvd_art/full/98/69098.jpg

THE GOAT!!!!

KC//CRIMSON

8/28/2006, 09:46 PM

http://media.movieweb.com/dvd_art/full/98/69098.jpg

THE GOAT!!!!

I'll see your "Waiting" and raise you a "Just Friends"

http://www.momentumpictures.co.uk/assets/posters/just-friends_quad.jpg

bri

8/28/2006, 09:51 PM

Yeah, but Waiting was enteraining, wheras Just Friends was stopped and returned to the video store after being just two-thirds watched.

Because it sucks.

KC//CRIMSON

8/28/2006, 10:06 PM

Yeah, but Waiting was enteraining, wheras Just Friends was stopped and returned to the video store after being just two-thirds watched.

Because it sucks.

but hey, what a two-thirds huh!

bri

8/28/2006, 10:44 PM

Yes. It was like two-thirds of a constant series of punches to the junk.

That. Movie. SUCKED.

dolemitesooner

8/28/2006, 10:57 PM

VK IS UP FOR GRAPS ....**** CZAR SORRY BRO i AINT WAITING A DAY.

hEY VK ....How you Doin?

walkoffsooner

8/29/2006, 02:20 AM

If he was a real friend he should of offed you some while he was dating her.

Miko

8/29/2006, 03:04 AM

I know this one!!!!

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8531/mrowlbt8.jpg

THREE, the answer is THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoonerStormchaser

8/29/2006, 05:22 AM

This entire thread is pointless until some pics of said woman are posted for us to make a better judgement call!

Skysooner

8/29/2006, 08:41 AM

As soon as they broke up, she is open territory. Just be prepared for the consequences from said friend. There is no right answer to this one. I had this happen one time. One time when I was a junior, I was contemplating breaking up with this girl that I had been dating for a year. Things just weren't going that well. A friend of mine knew it and made the moves on her. I found out and I roughed him up for it. If he had waited about 2 weeks, it would not have mattered.

KC//CRIMSON

8/29/2006, 02:29 PM

Nothing says "friendship" more than "Hey, I've always wanted to bang your girlfriend."

Viking Kitten

8/29/2006, 02:38 PM

Establishing commonality is the foundation for many friendships.

KC//CRIMSON

8/29/2006, 02:46 PM

Establishing commonality is the foundation for many friendships.

You should work for eHarmony.;)

Viking Kitten

8/29/2006, 02:50 PM

I believe "Do you think big round hoes should shake that healthy butt?" is question #18 of the 29 dimensions of true compatibility.

Skysooner

8/29/2006, 03:16 PM

Establishing commonality is easy.

My wife tells me what she thinks, and I agree with it (j/k mostly) ;)

KC//CRIMSON

8/29/2006, 03:17 PM

Do you like to stay and play or hit it and quit it? #19 of the 29 dimensions of true compatibility.

BeetDigger

8/29/2006, 03:36 PM

Combatibility question #1 should be does tab 1 fit into slot B firmly? If the answer is yes, then the rest of the questions are pretty much mute at that point.

Viking Kitten

8/29/2006, 03:41 PM

I just wanna hear Dr. Neil Clark Warren say that while sporting his big-a** goofy grin. It would also be funny if he said something about an "L.A. face with an Oakland Booty."

Viking Kitten

8/29/2006, 03:42 PM

But then again, it makes me giggle anytime anyone utters the phrase "L.A. face with an Oakland Booty."

StoopTroup

8/29/2006, 03:48 PM

As soon as she states on her MySpace account that she's ready to start dating again...You can make your move. ;)

SicEmBaylor

8/29/2006, 03:52 PM

I laughed my *** off at Just Friends.

BlondeSoonerGirl

8/29/2006, 03:52 PM

Why are booties bigger in Oakland? And if you moved there, but weren't born there, would it get bigger after you moved there?

I've always wondered.

Mjcpr

8/29/2006, 03:53 PM

Why are booties bigger in Oakland? And if you moved there, but weren't born there, would it get bigger after you moved there?

I've always wondered.

You'd probably better just stay where you are, Booty.

No sense in risking it.

BlondeSoonerGirl

8/29/2006, 03:57 PM

You'd probably better just stay where you are, Booty.

No sense in risking it.

Look here, Oakland Sack...

...oh, man...I crack myself up...

And if you were born there and moved away would it get smaller?

And L.A. faces seem very...carved-up nowadays. But how could Sir Mix-A-Lot know this would happen when they wrote that song back in the day? So tragic...

Hamhock

8/29/2006, 04:05 PM

Look here, Oakland Sack...

...oh, man...I crack myself up...

And if you were born there and moved away would it get smaller?

And L.A. faces seem very...carved-up nowadays. But how could Sir Mix-A-Lot know this would happen when they wrote that song back in the day? So tragic...

and how come swass never took off as an adjective?

BlondeSoonerGirl

8/29/2006, 04:12 PM

This thread is swass.

Just trying to do my part.

Hamhock

8/29/2006, 04:30 PM

This thread is swass.

Just trying to do my part.

I tried to give you My Posse's On Broadway spek, but IMSSRA