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Tailwind
8/25/2006, 02:48 PM
WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->
http://www.hernamewasdoom.com
Hey do I LOOK like a man?
Viking Kitten
8/25/2006, 02:50 PM
WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->
:les: IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION!!!
WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->
http://www.hernamewasdoom.com
Hey do I LOOK like a man?
Look lady, I put the 'Remove from Mailing List' instructions in the email, no need to cause a scene here.
Tailwind
8/25/2006, 02:53 PM
I don't have a penis, but if I did, it would be a beauty!
Flagstaffsooner
8/25/2006, 03:01 PM
Hey do I LOOK like a man?Kinda.
crawfish
8/25/2006, 03:05 PM
WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->
http://www.hernamewasdoom.com
Hey do I LOOK like a man?
Maybe it was for a dating service.
Taxman71
8/25/2006, 03:12 PM
I got this one, it makes me sad in my pants:
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You don't need to spend huge money on luxury items - it all will be worthless without decent physical equipment. Experience noticeable and stable results in your pants - just weeks of usage! Some intimate experiences are available only to men with big equipment. She will love the new you, increased in size and a much better male in terms of confidence. You may find what you need here: http://www.decereg.com/gall/ms/
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BeetDigger
8/25/2006, 03:14 PM
I don't have a penis, but if I did, it would be a beauty!
Of all the descriptions for them, that is low on the list. Unless by beauty you mean gignormous. Is so, then I'll be sure and tell my wife what beauty means. I am quite sure she will use it frequently from now on. Hopefully when referring to me. :texan:
rebmus
8/25/2006, 03:14 PM
more dumb emails:
"i just wanna have sex"
"forward this and microsoft will use it's tracking software and send you a check"
"Jesus is watching, forward this or go the hell"
OCUDad
8/25/2006, 04:12 PM
I don't understand... are you looking for a large penis of your very own, or do you just want to borrow someone else's for a while?
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/25/2006, 04:58 PM
Now this is where me and Amy disagree...she just likes big ones...i prefer gigantic ones!
soonerboomer93
8/25/2006, 05:04 PM
should a private room be set aside for you and sicem?
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/25/2006, 05:05 PM
I hate Branson so me and SicEm would never work
Tailwind
8/25/2006, 05:51 PM
Kinda.
shuup foo!:)
Flagstaffsooner
8/25/2006, 06:08 PM
shuup foo!:)I'm not the one with the kd Lang cd's and posters.
olevetonahill
8/25/2006, 09:34 PM
Kinda.
YMSSRAR dam spek limits :D
VeeJay
8/25/2006, 09:45 PM
I always like the kicker they put in these ads about increased sperm volume.
I mean...
olevetonahill
8/25/2006, 11:46 PM
Now this is where me and Amy disagree...she just likes big ones...i prefer gigantic ones!
Go on ?
proud gonzo
8/26/2006, 12:15 AM
I just glanced at the thread list and saw this one above TD2K's "my new boyfriend" thread and i thought there was a thread titled "dumb boyfriend"
i think that would have been way more entertaining than either of these threads.
Tailwind
8/26/2006, 12:22 AM
Well, lah dee freakin dah! ;)
Tailwind
8/26/2006, 12:23 AM
I'm not the one with the kd Lang cd's and posters.
You sure you wanna go there pal?
olevetonahill
8/26/2006, 12:39 AM
You sure you wanna go there pal?
Go on
He alread has peemed the rest of us
so I think you need to get revenge :pop:
Tailwind
8/26/2006, 12:44 AM
Uh huh, like I'm gonna fall for that. :D
olevetonahill
8/26/2006, 01:30 AM
Uh huh, like I'm gonna fall for that. :D
Hell he said in the peem you where stoopid and would fall for anything :eek:
so Go on
Tailwind
8/26/2006, 01:56 AM
Pfttt!
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