Dumb emails

[Tailwind]

WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->

http://www.hernamewasdoom.com

Hey do I LOOK like a man?

[Viking Kitten]

WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->

:les: IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION!!!

[Mjcpr]

WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->

http://www.hernamewasdoom.com

Hey do I LOOK like a man?

Look lady, I put the 'Remove from Mailing List' instructions in the email, no need to cause a scene here.

[Tailwind]

I don't have a penis, but if I did, it would be a beauty!

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hey do I LOOK like a man?Kinda.

[crawfish]

WhySettleForAnAveragePenis?
WhenYouCanHave A GiantOne! -->

http://www.hernamewasdoom.com

Hey do I LOOK like a man?

Maybe it was for a dating service.

[Taxman71]

I got this one, it makes me sad in my pants:

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You don't need to spend huge money on luxury items - it all will be worthless without decent physical equipment. Experience noticeable and stable results in your pants - just weeks of usage! Some intimate experiences are available only to men with big equipment. She will love the new you, increased in size and a much better male in terms of confidence. You may find what you need here: http://www.decereg.com/gall/ms/

Work is the curse of the drinking classes All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Rain, Rain, go away, come back another day A cat has nine lives. Past cure, past care

[BeetDigger]

I don't have a penis, but if I did, it would be a beauty!



Of all the descriptions for them, that is low on the list. Unless by beauty you mean gignormous. Is so, then I'll be sure and tell my wife what beauty means. I am quite sure she will use it frequently from now on. Hopefully when referring to me. :texan:

[rebmus]

more dumb emails:

"i just wanna have sex"
"forward this and microsoft will use it's tracking software and send you a check"
"Jesus is watching, forward this or go the hell"

[OCUDad]

I don't understand... are you looking for a large penis of your very own, or do you just want to borrow someone else's for a while?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Now this is where me and Amy disagree...she just likes big ones...i prefer gigantic ones!

[soonerboomer93]

should a private room be set aside for you and sicem?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I hate Branson so me and SicEm would never work

[Tailwind]

Kinda.
shuup foo!:)

[Flagstaffsooner]

shuup foo!:)I'm not the one with the kd Lang cd's and posters.

[olevetonahill]

Kinda.
YMSSRAR dam spek limits :D

[VeeJay]

I always like the kicker they put in these ads about increased sperm volume.

I mean...

[olevetonahill]

Now this is where me and Amy disagree...she just likes big ones...i prefer gigantic ones!
Go on ?

[proud gonzo]

I just glanced at the thread list and saw this one above TD2K's "my new boyfriend" thread and i thought there was a thread titled "dumb boyfriend"

i think that would have been way more entertaining than either of these threads.

[Tailwind]

Well, lah dee freakin dah! ;)

[Tailwind]

I'm not the one with the kd Lang cd's and posters.
You sure you wanna go there pal?

[olevetonahill]

You sure you wanna go there pal?
Go on
He alread has peemed the rest of us
so I think you need to get revenge :pop:

[Tailwind]

Uh huh, like I'm gonna fall for that. :D

[olevetonahill]

Uh huh, like I'm gonna fall for that. :D
Hell he said in the peem you where stoopid and would fall for anything :eek:
so Go on

[Tailwind]

Pfttt!