Inappropriate Gift For A Great Grandmother?

[picasso]

I bought Grandma Great a $95 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. And, a free dessert coupon to Luby's.
Now, she's a single widower but I hear tell she still likes to dress all sexy-like for bedtime.

is this a bad?

[sooner_born_1960]

widow

[sanantoniosooner]

not if she models it for the grandchildren.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

It's all the rage to have lingerie shows at the senior centers now.

[Mongo]

I really dont think that is appropriate. A thong over a pair of depends would look odd.

[VeeJay]

Just go to Sam's Club and get the club pack size of Depends.

That way, folks here will spek you and you won't be accused of trying to make a move on her - unless you offer to change her incontinence apparatus.

[sanantoniosooner]

support stockings and high heels is hawt.

[OUinFLA]

this thread is not creating happy images in my head.

[VeeJay]

this thread is not creating happy images in my head.

If there's ever been an opportunity to say "sad in my pants" it is now.

[picasso]

did you guys see the Norm's webcam thread? at least g'ma great wears something not so terry cloth-like.

[sanantoniosooner]

navel level ta tas............visualize, and attack

[jk the sooner fan]

navel level ta tas............visualize, and attack

or, just get them out of the oatmeal

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Is her name Blanche?
http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/video/2006/g/goldengirls_s4e77_medvid.jpg

[picasso]

Is her name Blanche?
http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/video/2006/g/goldengirls_s4e77_medvid.jpg
oh no, GMG is taller, and she dips.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

http://a40.g.akamai.net/7/40/2718/9ad1c00ae52625/www.lifetimetv.com/images/shows/golden/gallery/picture_it/dorothy/gg_gal_dorothy_2.jpg

[Mongo]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1996/magdaqo1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[SicEmBaylor]

Luby's rawks.

[Jimminy Crimson]

or, just get them out of the oatmeal

Hey, at least they're warm!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

My snuff-dippin' Granny says that's hot.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Is there a Granny Pantay store? Oh yeah, it's called Sears.

[VeeJay]

My snuff-dippin' Granny says that's hot.

My great grandmother dipped.

I used to see a little jar of that stuff in her house.

There's so much hillbilly in my bakground.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

My great grandmother dipped.

I used to see a little jar of that stuff in her house.

There's so much hillbilly in my bakground.

When I was a kid I sat on a fire ant hill and got stung all over. ALL OVER. My mom's all freaking and out and stuff and my Granny snatched me up, put me in the bathtub, put her finger in her mouth and started dabbing snuff spit on my ant bites.

The pain stopped immediately. Too bad the smell didn't.

:les: HILLBILLY QUEEN!!!

[skycat]

Granny snatched me up, put me in the bathtub, put her finger in her mouth and started dabbing snuff spit on my ant bites.

The pain stopped immediately. Too bad the smell didn't.


:hot:

[IB4OU2]

We had a whole set of Garret snuff glasses at my mamma's house they were great for grape juice or cold wate out of her fridge.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

My Little Granny used to dip snuff as well. My best Little Granny story doesn't involve that though.

Once these boys kept bugging my mom and her friend. Mom saw them walking towards Granny's house. "Just tell them I'm not here," mom told her. Then Granny said "I'm not lying to those boys. I'll just hide in the washroom with you."

[Spray]

I just threw up alot everywhere.

[tulsaoilerfan]

one of my best friends has a girlfriend that dips; kinda gross imo