Inappropriate Gift For A Step Daughter?

[VeeJay]

Bought my 27 y.o. step daughter living in CA, a gift certificate for Victoria's Secret. So she called to thank me and was laughing - saying "A gift from Victoria's Secret is not something you think you'd ever get from your dad."

Well, they have stuff besides X-rated panties and what not. I mean, there's all kinds of lotions, perfumes, pajamas - stuff that wimmins like. I figured - she's going to go in there and shop eventually - why not let her get something real nice for herself?

Was that too personal? I think not.

I'm a pervert and I really like hanging around the stores and watching what women are trying on. I usually find a good discreet place to

[jk the sooner fan]

yeah i think thats a tad inappropriate

[Mjcpr]

I bought my step daughter some crotchless panties and some porn movies when she turned seventeen. I think it's always best to keep it a secret and not let mom find out.

I think you made a fine purchase.

[yermom]

you could have just gotten her a cream colored thong

[SoonerInKCMO]

Yeah, I think if you wanted her to get herself lotions and perfumes and stuff you could've gotten her a gift card to Bath & Body Works or something similar.

[IB4OU2]

I bought my step daughter some crotchless panties and some porn movies when she turned seventeen. I think it's always best to keep it a secret and not let mom find out.

I think you made a fine purchase.

You were raised in a daycare weren't you?

[VeeJay]

I had Mrs. VJ's blessing. Hell, I know she goes there - don't all women folk?

It ain't like she's expected to report back to me on what she buys.

Besides, at the end of the call she did say Thanks - you always get good gifts.

[Kim Jong il]

This Guy Approves of Your Gift...

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/canwest/22/081706karr.jpg

Sicko...

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't think it's a big deal but you really don't want me on your side when it comes to what's appropriate and what isn't.

[Jimminy Crimson]

tell her to send us pics! ;)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Did you send her one for Christie's Toy Box for Christmas?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

This Guy Approves of Your Gift...

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/canwest/22/081706karr.jpg

Sicko...Holee smokes! Didn't little JonBenet teach him how to powder his face before a photo shoot?

[VeeJay]

I have held off the tongue-wagging denizens of this site demanding cell phone camera pics of my hot assistant's cream colored thong, which I have an absolutely stunning view of when she bends over her desk. You think I'm going to sully my reputation with pics of THIS?

[Viking Kitten]

VS lingerie isn't even NC-17. There's nothing wrong with your gift.

Now if my step dad gave me a Fredericks gift card, I might be a little creeped out.

[Mjcpr]

Holee smokes! Didn't little JonBenet teach him how to powder his face before a photo shoot?

Okay, she's famous and all but we might need a ruling on this.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Nothing is inappropriate as long as you're in love.

[Viking Kitten]

I wonder what kind of gifts Woody use to give to Soon Yi?

[jk the sooner fan]

wow, i guess i'm the only one that finds this a tad creepy

and i'm a big fan of VS.....

[IB4OU2]

wow, i guess i'm the only one that finds this a tad creepy

and i'm a big fan of VS.....

Well we're sorry tell us your size. ;)

[Hatfield]

thread is worthless without pics of the step daughter :)

[VeeJay]

wow, i guess i'm the only one that finds this a tad creepy

and i'm a big fan of VS.....

Why are you a big fan of VS?

Me too - I can show ya some good hiding places.

creepy - heh

[jk the sooner fan]

Why are you a big fan of VS?

Me too - I can show ya some good hiding places.

creepy - heh

why? well most heterosexual men with female partners ARE fans of VS.....

[GrapevineSooner]

VS, I'm a fan of.

VD, not so much.

And yes, I'd feel a little weird if I had a step daughter and gave her a gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. If I did, I'd sure as hell make sure I didn't request any photos to see how the merchandise looks on her.

[achiro]

thread is worthless without pics of the step daughter :)
http://www.moviehabit.com/photos/shallow_hal_150.jpg

[crawfish]

VeeJay, you haven't answered the question most of us have:

You tappin' that? :D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Okay, she's famous and all but we might need a ruling on this.I think it's ok. He's been arrested.

[proud gonzo]

I think it might be inappropriate if she was a teenager, but since she's an adult i don't ht ink it's that bad. I mean, I would be surprised if my dad bought me a victorias secret gift certificate, but I wouldn't be creeped out.

[leavingthezoo]

yes, you should be totally ashamed for giving her a gift card. totally. by all means. you should probably be in prison.



um, it's just a gift card. i don't get what the problem is. besides the fact you're a dad (stepdad) who actually got his daughter something she can appreciate. that part was probably wrong. :D

[VeeJay]

VeeJay, you haven't answered the question most of us have:

You tappin' that? :D

Good Gawd.

I don't think this is a big deal - just that her comment got me thinking - "hmmm...hope she didn't take it the wrong way."

I bought my older sister a VS gift card for her b'day a few years ago. Nuttin' was mentioned - I just figured it's a nice gift for any girl or female relative. As I said, the wimmens all go there and spend money anyway.

Crawfish, I ain't tappin' that, bro. She lives in California, and I ain't even seen her in over a year!

And dat's da troof.

[proud gonzo]

that's more useful than a bath and bodyworks giftcard. some people have allergies to fragrances or something but everybody needs underwear.

[Hamhock]

that's more useful than a bath and bodyworks giftcard. some people have allergies to fragrances or something but everybody needs underwear.


pfft...I can't tell you the last time I wore underwear. :texan:

[ChickSoonerFan]

How long has she been your stepdaughter? Just curious? Did you help raise her?

[TUSooner]

Nothing is inappropriate as long as you're in love.
Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!

[jk the sooner fan]

that's more useful than a bath and bodyworks giftcard. some people have allergies to fragrances or something but everybody needs underwear.

yeah, newsflash sweety, Victoria Secret may be an underwear store to you, and a few other girls

but to men its much much more than an "underwear store"....i think i would have just gotten her a visa gift card and let her spend it anywhere she wanted.......if she chose to go by "underwear" (thats a man word by the way), then so be it

call me old fashioned, but if its inappropriate when she's younger.....then exactly what age is it 'ok'?

the fact that she said what she did when she thanked you tells me it bothered her just a bit

[tulsaoilerfan]

VS lingerie isn't even NC-17. There's nothing wrong with your gift.

Now if my step dad gave me a Fredericks gift card, I might be a little creeped out.
fredericks is pretty raunchy, but some of us like raunchy:D

[VeeJay]

How long has she been your stepdaughter? Just curious? Did you help raise her?

Nope. I met Mrs. VJ about a month before she started college, and she moved away. So we've never lived in a stepfather-stepdaughter arrangement - you know, under the same roof.

She's not bashful about saying what's on her mind. In fact, during the phone call after she thanked me, she was laughing about it and said she was going to go buy a bra and panties. That's actually more information than I needed. :cool:

I've actually received accolades from female co-workers and what not when they found out I've bought gift cards in there. A lot of guys wouldn't go in VS, or some I'm told. I don't care. I walk in there like I p3wn the joint.

[OUinFLA]

hmm, Im surprised some see a problem with it. My daughter(my wife's step-daughter) gets VS gift cards from us on a regular basis. It's usually my wife's idea, and my daughter sure seems happy to get the gift.
Now my daughter is not a youngster by anymeans, having two teenaged sons in her life, but we have gotten her those gift certificates for quite a few years.
Fredricks????????? nah, I dont think I can equate sleezy sexy on the same level as classy sexy.
VeeJay, perhaps it's a Florida viewpoint.
And from my viewpoint, there is nothing finer than my wife telling me she is going to VS to try on a few things...........Do I want to go? Duh.
:D

[Hatfield]

buying a specific item = creepy
buying a gift card for her to buy a specific item to tantalize the boys with = less creepy

p.s. Did you include a card that said "who's your daddy?" because then while funny that is super duper creepy

[OUinFLA]

I might add ........every time we get my daughter a VS gift certificate, my SIL also calls and thanks us.

[12]

Was she your step-daughter when she was a kid? This makes a difference, although slight, in my opinion.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I might add ........every time we get my daughter a VS gift certificate, my SIL also calls and thanks us.

Now that is creepy.



;)

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm with JK on this one. I wouldn't even buy a VS gift card for a friend who was female. It just has a connotation to it.

I'd have gotten her a gift card to Nordstrom's or something.

[VeeJay]

Here's the dealeo:

We sent one big mailing for her b'day. Mrs. VJ went online with some outfit in CA that sells certificates for Deep Sea Fishing outings - not cheap. That was her gift to her daughter. In there also was a card I got at Hallmark that was probably corny as hell, with the VS gift card in it. Our six year old did some typical six year old artwork and put it in the envelope.

I think OUinFLA gets it. Maybe it is a more casual environment down here.

The girl has a boyfriend - or did- I can't keep up. I just wanted her to have a good b'day and be able to buy something nice for herself. I like to BS around on here, but the truth is I love her like my own daughter and would do anything for her. We have a very good r'ship.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I don't think I'd be creeped out if my step dad got me a VS gift card. But usually the gifts come from my mom and him together.

I am more likely to get jumper cables or tools from him though. :)

[Cam]

She's 27, it's not like she's 12 or 13. Not a big deal IMO.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'll side with jk.

[hurricane'bone]

In high school I would get VS gift certificates for a friend of mine. She always enjoyed it and I did too.

[12]

When in doubt, ask HURRICANE'BONE.

[hurricane'bone]

yes...because I am ALL THAT IS MAN!!!!

[SoonerInKCMO]

For one of the few times, I'm agreeing with JK here. ;) I didn't make it clear in my first post, but I think, like Froze said, there's a certain connotation to a VS gift card. Doesn't matter that there are a lot of other products available, the main thing they're known for is naughty undies... I wouldn't get a gift card to there for anyone I wasn't trying to/already had bed.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

What would have been creepy is if he picked the panties and bras and sent them to her.

[Cam]

What would have been creepy is if he picked the panties and bras and sent them to her.
Exactly.

He knows where she like to shop, so he gets her a gift certificate to the store. Sending her a matching set in his favorite color is a whole other story...

[jk the sooner fan]

i need to turn the radar off from my former job, then maybe this is "ok"

[sanantoniosooner]

My grandpa had a stack of dirty magazines, and I knew he liked them.

But I wouldn't buy him a subscription.

[proud gonzo]

see, i think the thing that's throwing off this argument is that guys see victoria's secret ads and think "sexy". women see those commercials and think "really nice underwear". It's not so much about sex appeal, it's about garments that are made well, fit well, and are comfortable.

[jk the sooner fan]

see, i think the thing that's throwing off this argument is that guys see victoria's secret ads and think "sexy". women see those commercials and think "really nice underwear". It's not so much about sex appeal, it's about garments that are made well, fit well, and are comfortable.

like i said - men dont see the store that way

why do you think single men get the damn catalogue? or married men spend as much time perusing it as their wives.....for us, its NOT AN UNDERWEAR STORE

remember in Old School - when Will Farrell's character, in the beginning of the movie, he was talking to the marriage counselor.....????

[12]

My wife seems to love her online subscription to Hustler.

[VeeJay]

I wouldn't get a gift card to there for anyone I wasn't trying to/already had bed.

I suppose that's where we have a difference in opinion. I have gotten VS gift cards, like I said, for my sister, whom I fought with like cats and dogs growing up. 35 years later, we're all grown up living 1000 miles apart with our own families and it's her birthday. :confused:

If you're already bedding or trying to bed someone, why not invite them out to a nice dinner, then follow up a day or two later with a phone call, plan something for a few days later, and work it at that angle?

Been there, done that. Sometimes it works.

I don't think I ever bought a VS gift card for some gal I had my eye on, for the sole purpose of sending signals.

[VeeJay]

What would have been creepy is if he picked the panties and bras and sent them to her.

Amen. I really could care less what she purchases. She could even re-gift the card to one of her girlfriends - as long as she knows the gift was from me.

Next time I'll get one from Wal-Mart. They're more classy, any way. Their lingerie department has to go! :pop:

[proud gonzo]

like i said - men dont see the store that way

why do you think single men get the damn catalogue? or married men spend as much time perusing it as their wives.....for us, its NOT AN UNDERWEAR STORE

remember in Old School - when Will Farrell's character, in the beginning of the movie, he was talking to the marriage counselor.....????

that's the genius of VS's marketing.

an example--a couple of years ago i asked my dad what he wanted for christmas. He said "socks and underwear." (his usual response). So for christmas I got him socks and underwear like he said. I've bought him flannel lounge pants. I've bought him comfy t-shirts.

That stuff's all the male version of what i get at Victoria's secret.

double standards!! :P

[jk the sooner fan]

if all veejay ever gives as a gift is the VS gift card, then yeah....its a little creepier..... ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

and PG....just in case you werent aware.....there IS a non-flannel section in VS....

just sayin

[12]

Not sure the value of what you sent, but I think the consensus here is that you might have been better sending her cash. Or maybe a nice set of towels or something.

[sanantoniosooner]

Most women don't have the appendage where men's brains are located.

It explains a lot.

[12]

double standards!! :P

All Victor's Secret sells is bourbon and Mepps Spinners.

[Cam]

Aftere 10 years of my wife pounding into my head that VS has the best quality underwear evar, that's what the store's for now.

Frederick's is still the place to go for the over the top hooker look. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

It's not so much about sex appeal, it's about garments that are made well, fit well, and are comfortable.
hence the Lingerie Bowl.

To show how "comfortable" they are.

[OUinFLA]

Next time I'll get one from Wal-Mart. They're more classy, any way. Their lingerie department has to go! :pop:


That is so Arkansasish.
You will need to move.
:D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Amen. I really could care less what she purchases. She could even re-gift the card to one of her girlfriends - as long as she knows the gift was from me.

Next time I'll get one from Wal-Mart. They're more classy, any way. Their lingerie department has to go! :pop:How about Christie's Toybox?

[VeeJay]

Well, I guaran-damn-tee you her Christmas present this year will be a gift certificate from Pep Boys or Auto Zone.

Maybe I'll just send a card with a link to this thread.

[VeeJay]

How about Christie's Toybox?

Huh?

Sorry, I'm not an Okie. Is that a local outfit?

[sanantoniosooner]

Pep Boys and AutoZone sounds pretty suggestive.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Huh?

Sorry, I'm not an Okie. Is that a local outfit?It's an adult version of Toys R Us.

[VeeJay]

It's an adult version of Toys R Us.

:(

Out.

[GottaHavePride]

Is it funny that only the guys in this thread seem to think it's creepy, but all the chicks think it's a great gift idea? Maybe this is why most chicks think guys suck at picking out gifts...

[jk the sooner fan]

Is it funny that only the guys in this thread seem to think it's creepy, but all the chicks think it's a great gift idea? Maybe this is why most chicks think guys suck at picking out gifts...

yeah, well now you know what to get your sister for her birthday or christmas

[leavingthezoo]

like i said - men dont see the store that way

but that's the point... it's her birthday so it's about her. if it was HIS birthday and he bought her a gift card, creepiness ensues. :D

[leavingthezoo]

Well, I guaran-damn-tee you her Christmas present this year will be a gift certificate from Pep Boys or Auto Zone.

Maybe I'll just send a card with a link to this thread.

LUBE!!? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! MY GOD MAN!

hehe

[ouflak]

I know this store. They have luxurious bath robes. Even for men, atleast from what I can see in the free catalogues they send out. Haven't really been in the store itself too often though. No real reason.

[william_brasky]

They have luxurious bath robes

ROFLMAO

[crawfish]

Good Gawd.

You didn't expect the SO to let you get away with this thread unscathed, did you? :D :texan:

[Sooner_Bob]

yeah, newsflash sweety, Victoria Secret may be an underwear store to you, and a few other girls

but to men its much much more than an "underwear store"....i think i would have just gotten her a visa gift card and let her spend it anywhere she wanted.......if she chose to go by "underwear" (thats a man word by the way), then so be it

call me old fashioned, but if its inappropriate when she's younger.....then exactly what age is it 'ok'?

the fact that she said what she did when she thanked you tells me it bothered her just a bit


Much more than an underwear store?

So what, men can get massages there now or something? ;)

[Sooner_Bob]

She's 27, it's not like she's 12 or 13. Not a big deal IMO.

exactly . . .

[Sooner_Bob]

like i said - men dont see the store that way

why do you think single men get the damn catalogue? or married men spend as much time perusing it as their wives.....for us, its NOT AN UNDERWEAR STORE

remember in Old School - when Will Farrell's character, in the beginning of the movie, he was talking to the marriage counselor.....????


Gotta disagree with this . . . when I go in there I go in there for one reason and one reason only. To buy something for my wife that I know she'll like, that she'll wear and that frankly she looks dang good in.

It's a really sad situation when a man must rely on the VS catalog or store to get his fill of the female body.


If VS is not an underwear, nightgown, etc. store what the heck is it?

[jk the sooner fan]

that frankly she looks dang good in.



jeezus, dont be so literal - your comment above proves the store isnt just about "functional underwear".....its about aesthetics.....men (most of us anyway) want our wives/girlfriends/hookers, etc to wear panties that appeal to us as well as them......THATS what the store is about

women (not all of them but ALOT) shop there because they know their husband/boyfriends/johns like the selection and how things look....

you can get nice looking functional underwear at dillards or penneys....but VS is a specialty store

i never said my opinion was the right one, its just mine...

[Sooner_Bob]

Functional underwear can't be appealling? VS has a good product that lasts, why can't that be part of why people shop there?

Again, not knowing the relationship involved we can't really say what was/wasn't appropriate. The gift card IMO was quite alright. Why does everything have to come with a "hidden agenda" these days? Buying a female friend or even your step daughter a gift card doesn't always mean you wanna tap that.

I'm sure most men think a woman looks good in her underwear no matter where it's from . . . granny panties excluded.

After all that I've seen posted here I never dreamed this would be that big of a deal . . . it's a gift card to VS. It's not like he bought a self pleasuring device from some adult store.

[Mjcpr]

I bet craw negs him for it.

:D

[Partial Qualifier]

VS lingerie isn't even NC-17. There's nothing wrong with your gift.

Now if my step dad gave me a Fredericks gift card, I might be a little creeped out.

I totally agree. And would be different if she was 17, etc. but a 27-yo woman?? She probably thought it was a very cool gift.

[Hatfield]

saw a comic one time that was lamenting about the giving of gift cards....

"gee thanks....for that same 50 bucks you could have given me.....50 bucks."

[TexasLidig8r]

jeezus, dont be so literal - your comment above proves the store isnt just about "functional underwear".....its about aesthetics.....men (most of us anyway) want our wives/girlfriends/hookers, etc to wear panties that appeal to us as well as them......THATS what the store is about

What if the woman in your life for the vast majority of time doesn't even wear panties? THEN what?

Now, back on point a bit... she's 27.. and living in California?.. if she has been out there for awhile, VS is going to seem pretty tame. In fact, she may be used to the higher quality more prevalent at La Perla or Agent Provacateur.

If she was born, raised and still lives in the vast majority of the "fly over" part of the nation, it may have raised a few eyebrows.

Long and the short.. no big deal it sounds like.

Then again.. I may not be the best person to chime in on this topic. :O

[jk the sooner fan]

What if the woman in your life for the vast majority of time doesn't even wear panties? THEN what?

Now, back on point a bit... she's 27.. and living in California?.. if she has been out there for awhile, VS is going to seem pretty tame. In fact, she may be used to the higher quality more prevalent at La Perla or Agent Provacateur.

If she was born, raised and still lives in the vast majority of the "fly over" part of the nation, it may have raised a few eyebrows.

Long and the short.. no big deal it sounds like.

Then again.. I may not be the best person to chime in on this topic. :O

if the resident dirty old man perv thinks its ok, .....your honor, i rest my case ;)

[crawfish]

I bet craw negs him for it.

:D

You deserved it and you know it.

[Mjcpr]

You deserved it and you know it.

I was just trying to save your thread. What you oughta have done is thank me.

:D

[olevetonahill]

Another Pervs opinion ;)
The wife was ok with it ? the Daughter was ok with it ?
End of ****ing storey
Or you could send her this thread have her read it then get back to us . With pics of course :D

[Partial Qualifier]

right, as evidenced by her comment "its not something i thought i'd get from my dad" jk

If she said that with a frown, I'd agree. Didn't sound like that was the case (??)
oh wait..you're just pushing buttons again, aren't you :D

[Scott D]

I was thinking you should be asking this question of Woody Allen ;)

[TexasLidig8r]

if the resident dirty old man perv thinks its ok, .....your honor, i rest my case ;)

BIZNACHO!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone negspek JK into Bolivia on my behalf! ;)

[Scott D]

Most women don't have the appendage where men's brains are located.

It explains a lot.

you do realize that showing your wife posts like this won't increase your chance to get temporary relief from your condition of lackonooki disease, right?

[olevetonahill]

BIZNACHO!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone negspek JK into Bolivia on my behalf! ;)
No Sooner will Neg a fellow sooner for a :texan:
If any one did they would be negged to the south pole :cool:
Now Im gonna go neg you cause I havnt in awhile :D and Ive spread enough around that I can hit all the :texan: s again :pop:

[Pricetag]

I totally agree. And would be different if she was 17, etc. but a 27-yo woman?? She probably thought it was a very cool gift.
IMO, it's not the age, but the age difference that matters to people in this case. It's the roles of the people we're talking about. A kid will always be a kid, and a parent will always be a parent, no matter how old the parties are.

I wouldn't have done it--even the thought embarrasses me. But I know I'm a prude. I pretty much don't publicly acknowledge the sexuality of women other than my wife.

[Scott D]

I saw you eyballing the players wives at your league match last Sunday buddy ;)

[BeetDigger]

Gotta disagree with this . . . when I go in there I go in there for one reason and one reason only. To buy something for my wife that I know she'll like, that she'll wear and that frankly she looks dang good in.


Pics? :texan:

[Pricetag]

I saw you eyballing the players wives at your league match last Sunday buddy ;)
Heh, maybe if I hadn't been so distracted, I wouldn't have been kicked out of the cup in the second round on Wednesday.

[Scott D]

Heh, maybe if I hadn't been so distracted, I wouldn't have been kicked out of the cup in the second round on Wednesday.

heh for me this season watching your team is going to be more interesting than even managing mine. I should go undefeated this season and autopromote back in to Division IV. I figure I'll out-hatstats everyone by an average of 50-60 each game.

you check out the new inflated confidence? I've been sitting at extremely exaggerated for two weeks now :(

[Pricetag]

heh for me this season watching your team is going to be more interesting than even managing mine. I should go undefeated this season and autopromote back in to Division IV. I figure I'll out-hatstats everyone by an average of 50-60 each game.

you check out the new inflated confidence? I've been sitting at extremely exaggerated for two weeks now :(
That sucks. At least you'll be kicking real live humans instead of bot teams.

Yeah, I've seen the confidence thing. I was on a roll after winning my series last season, but now I'm at "decent," thanks to the cupset.

[NormanPride]

Are you two speaking some sort of VooDoo language?

[Scott D]

That sucks. At least you'll be kicking real live humans instead of bot teams.

Yeah, I've seen the confidence thing. I was on a roll after winning my series last season, but now I'm at "decent," thanks to the cupset.

heh...I think I'm facing a bot in the cup on wed. for a 3rd straight week :(

[Pricetag]

heh...I think I'm facing a bot in the cup on wed. for a 3rd straight week :(
Quit braggin'.

[Scott D]

Quit braggin'.

what? I remember when there wasn't a Division VI :P

[sanantoniosooner]

Just for the simple minded............


If it was CLEARLY appropriate......the question would not have been posed.

[Pricetag]

Just for the simple minded............


If it was CLEARLY appropriate......the question would not have been posed.
The same thing crossed my mind. If you have to ask. . .

[Sooner_Bob]

IMO, it's not the age, but the age difference that matters to people in this case. It's the roles of the people we're talking about. A kid will always be a kid, and a parent will always be a parent, no matter how old the parties are.

I wouldn't have done it--even the thought embarrasses me. But I know I'm a prude. I pretty much don't publicly acknowledge the sexuality of women other than my wife.


So giving someone a VS gift card is publicly acknowledging their sexuality?



Would giving her a gift card to Omaha steaks mean she was a heifer?











:D

[VicePresOfMuldrow]

It probably depends on the family, I bet she was like holy **** my dad never does this and everything. Just raise your kids worse and try this, it wont be such a big deal :) !!

[VeeJay]

Some of you's make it sound like I am sending her a leather garter, whip, some chains, handcufs and a ball gag.

Mercy sakes alive!!

[Mjcpr]

I think a ball gag is over the top.

[Viking Kitten]

Some of you's make it sound like I am sending her a leather garter, whip, some chains, handcufs and a ball gag.

Mercy sakes alive!!

Looks like someone hacked into BSG's 2006 letter to Santa Claus. :D

"Dear Santa. I've been very naughty this year..."

[IB4OU2]

I think a ball gag is over the top.

How about coffee filters then?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Looks like someone hacked into BSG's 2006 letter to Santa Claus. :D

"Dear Santa. I've been very naughty this year..."

Oh, he knows.

At least once a week...he knows. :mack:

:D

[C&CDean]

Yes. I know.

[Viking Kitten]

Can I change my user location to "Dean's Lap"?

[C&CDean]

Yes. You may.

[BeetDigger]

Can I change my user location to "Dean's Lap"?


Only if you have a fetish involving getting poked by needles. :twinkies:

[Viking Kitten]

Yes. You may.

Okey dokey then.

[C&CDean]

I have a happy lap.

[Viking Kitten]

But is your clique happy?

[C&CDean]

If I had one, it'd be one happy little buggar.

[Sooner_Bob]

Suddenly some of the posts are more inappropriate than the subject of the thread. :D