So I'm having a physical today

[Widescreen]

Haven't had one in like 20 years so I don't even remember what the doctor does. I don't think I'll be getting Dr. Jellyfinger because my insurance won't pay it until I'm 45. But what other pleasures should I look forward to?

[mrowl]

cough, cough....

[Widescreen]

Oh yeah. :O

I'm hoping OUDoc will chime in cuz I'm sure he does this kind of thing a lot.

[crawfish]

Mooon river...

[OhU1]

Just make sure that if you have your prostate checked that the doc doesn't have both his hands on your shoulders during the exam.

[1stTimeCaller]

http://angusg.typepad.com/blog/Olivia%20Newton-John%20-%20Physical.jpg

[Taxman71]

Just pray that it doesn't move during the cough, cough part.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Just pray that it doesn't move during the cough, cough part.

...unless the Dr. is a naughty little minx!

[tulsaoilerfan]

Just make sure that if you have your prostate checked that the doc doesn't have both his hands on your shoulders during the exam.
lol, u stole my line:D

[Taxman71]

...unless the Dr. is a naughty little minx!

When I find that doctor, I am getting monthly checkups. That way, instead of using my own money at the tittay bar, my health insurance company can foot the bill for me getting some personal contact.

[Jimminy Crimson]

When I find that doctor, I am getting monthly checkups. That way, instead of using my own money at the tittay bar, my health insurance company can foot the bill for me getting some personal contact.

I know a few who are still in medical school. I'm a big fan of their checkups! :texan:

[OUDoc]

Probably too late to be of any help. Depends on your age. If you aren't old enough for the prostate exam, it's easy. Sometimes they'll do an EKG and chest x-ray. Listen to the heart and lungs, check the thyroid, look in the eyes ears mouth, etc. Draw blood. That's mostly it.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Probably too late to be of any help. Depends on your age. If you aren't old enough for the prostate exam, it's easy. Sometimes they'll do an EKG and chest x-ray. Listen to the heart and lungs, check the thyroid, look in the eyes ears mouth, etc. Draw blood. That's mostly it.That's not what you told me. :confused:

[BoogercountySooner]

Have you had unprotected sex or gay sex? They may want to do a little extra checking if you have!:D

[Widescreen]

Probably too late to be of any help. Depends on your age. If you aren't old enough for the prostate exam, it's easy. Sometimes they'll do an EKG and chest x-ray. Listen to the heart and lungs, check the thyroid, look in the eyes ears mouth, etc. Draw blood. That's mostly it.
I'm 38.

Prostate Exam: Negative. :D
EKG: Check
Heart: Check
Lungs: Check
Thyroid: Check
Ears/Ears/Mouth: Check
Draw blood: Check
Turn Head & Cough: Check :O

Doc was really surprised about my 70 lb weight loss. Said I had added several years to my life. :)

[SicEmBaylor]

I haven't had a checkup since...well...ever.
I'm only 23(4), but I suspect I'm probably fine.

[NormanPride]

I haven't had a checkup since...well...ever.
I'm only 23(4), but I suspect I'm probably fine.

I hear thinking you're fine causes cancer. :(

[OCUDad]

I hear thinking you're fine causes cancer. :(Look on the bright side. At least he can rule out brain cancer and testicular cancer. :D

[OUDoc]

That's not what you told me. :confused:
You gots bewbs. Changes the whole exam process. :hot:

[royalfan5]

I haven't had a checkup since...well...ever.
I'm only 23(4), but I suspect I'm probably fine.
aren't you diabetic or am I thinking of someone else?

[SicEmBaylor]

aren't you diabetic or am I thinking of someone else?
Yeah, I'm diabetic but it wasn't discovered via a physical.

[12]

Maybe this is a diabElocal plot to overthrow some local politician we haven't heard of.

[OUDoc]

Yeah, I'm diabetic but it wasn't discovered via a physical.
You do at least see a doctor for that.

Right?

[royalfan5]

Yeah, I'm diabetic but it wasn't discovered via a physical.
Just think what other problems you have that you don't know about with out a physical.

[12]

I'm thinking an adjustment is in order.

[SicEmBaylor]

Well, my dad has been watching/controlling my meds for the diabetes.
He's been prodding me into getting general bloodwork and a physical done, but I won't do it. I feel fine, and I detest doctors.

No offense to the good Doc, but I detest being poked and prodded around. To tell you how bad it is, I got hit by a car my soph. year at Baylor down in Austin pretty bad and couldn't walk. Ambulance showed up, but I refused to go to the hospital. I started worrying a bit about internal bleeding and stuff, but I figured that unless I have severed an arm or something then I'm fine.

Last year I was playing softball out in West Texas and I slid into 2nd base and broke my thumb. Hurt pretty bad and I almost passed out from teh pain, but I still refused to go to a doctor. To this day that thumb is like twice the size of my other thumb and aches.

[12]

Out.

[Widescreen]

Well, my dad has been watching/controlling my meds for the diabetes...
You're in college. Time to start acting like a big boy and taking care of your health. Your current 'plan' is retarded.

[sanantoniosooner]

Last year I was playing softball out in West Texas and I slid into 2nd base and broke my thumb. Hurt pretty bad and I almost passed out from teh pain, but I still refused to go to a doctor. To this day that thumb is like twice the size of my other thumb and aches.
I guess there's not an IQ test to get into Baylor?

[SicEmBaylor]

I guess there's not an IQ test to get into Baylor?

You'll neg me for this one, but I did eventually go to the ER in Waco out of fear of internal bleeding. I was just bruised up really bad, but they gave me a script for pain meds that I never had filled. :D

[OUDoc]

I still refused to go to a doctor.
To this day that thumb is like twice the size of my other thumb and aches.
Wonder why that is? ;)

[OCUDad]

To this day that thumb is like twice the size of my other thumb and aches.
http://f10.putfile.com/thumb/8/23600383149.jpg (http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3260179)