Are Jaguars ghey? NTTAWWT

[TexasLidig8r]

Are Jaguars considered too ghey for single guys to own?

http://a137.g.akamai.net/n/137/3538/20060817144459/www.cars.com/photo-ad/DMI/148694/P3374.02.jpg (javascript:document.getElementById('sellerMainPho to').style.display='block';choosePhoto(1, 310);void(document.getElementById('sellerMainPhoto Container').className='');linkPhoto();)

Have seen a lot of women driving these around but not a lot of doods.

[mrowl]

miata rings a bell.

[I_SMELL_FEAR]

not if its the shaguar.... http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/shaguar.jpg

[royalfan5]

Aren't most Ford products outside their trucks considered ghey?

[Partial Qualifier]

Jags? maybe. Mitsubishi Eclipse? Probably. VW Beetles? Definitely.

[jk the sooner fan]

if i had the $$ to buy a vehicle like that, i doubt the jag would be first on my list......but i like the looks of it, alot

[sanantoniosooner]

I had an imaginary affair with a chick driving a jag.

[JohnnyMack]

The new XK is tough. No convertible. Convertibles mean you smoke pole.

http://www.jaguarusa.com/us/en/vehicles/XK/photo_gallery/exterior_F80DA7E2-7172-4E23-8729-FFF75807AED2_214x452.jpg

Go get the new XKR. Tough guy. ;)

[jk the sooner fan]

I had an imaginary affair with a chick driving a jag.

hmm, i know a blonde in san antonio that drives a jag

[Hamhock]

S class = ghey

everything else = ghey, unless the model number ends in an R.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Jags are THE best looking cars in the world. Get one. You can tell all the gheys that come onto you to "get bent".

[sanantoniosooner]

hmm, i know a blonde in san antonio that drives a jag
It was while driving through Austin at 3 AM on the way to SA.

[sanantoniosooner]

If you have to ask if a car is ghey..........it is.

Or you are.

[BeetDigger]

Are Jaguars considered too ghey for single guys to own?

http://a137.g.akamai.net/n/137/3538/20060817144459/www.cars.com/photo-ad/DMI/148694/P3374.02.jpg (javascript:document.getElementById('sellerMainPho to').style.display='block';choosePhoto(1, 310);void(document.getElementById('sellerMainPhoto Container').className='');linkPhoto();)

Have seen a lot of women driving these around but not a lot of doods.


Get a CLS instead. Most definately not a ghey car.

[12]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/rainbowcar.jpg

[TUSooner]

So now there are "ghey cars". . .
<shakes head>
:rolleyes:

Be a real man: Drive what YOU like and P!$$ on anybody who doesn't like it.

[12]

I think that's what he's trying to avoid.

[GDC]

If one has to ask then both they and the car in question are gay.

[mrowl]

So now there are "ghey cars". . .
<shakes head>
:rolleyes:



yes, of course there are, would you like to drive one of these?

http://www.vinko.com/images/photos/cars/bug_thm.gif

http://www.playerscarrental.com/Mini%20Convertible.jpg

[TUSooner]

It's a car, not a penis.

[mrowl]

It's a car, not a penis.

I think thats the whole point..... uhhh.... nevermind... :pop:

[TUSooner]

I think thats the whole point..... uhhh.... nevermind... :pop:
So... you want to drive a penis ? :confused:

:D

[GDC]

In fact cars in general are gay.

[JohnnyMack]

S class = ghey

I vehemently disagree. Bad as hell? Yes. Ghey? Not in a million years.
http://www.mbusa.com/media/images/main/models/gallery/photo_gallery/s/sedan_wall_4_sm.jpg

[royalfan5]

It won't be bad*** once it becomes a Hyundai product or a ChiCom product.

[jk the sooner fan]

wait - driving a convertible is ghey?

[sanantoniosooner]

This debate is ghey.

[Xstnlsooner]

So now there are "ghey cars". . .
<shakes head>
:rolleyes:

Be a real man: Drive what YOU like and P!$$ on anybody who doesn't like it.

Here! Here! to that! If you let what other people think influence your
life that much, you're in SAD shape!

[sanantoniosooner]

Here! Here! to that! If you let what other people think influence your
life that much, you're in SAD shape!
Excellent advice.

BTW......Schynige Platte is ghey.

[Hamhock]

I vehemently disagree. Bad as hell? Yes. Ghey? Not in a million years.
http://www.mbusa.com/media/images/main/models/gallery/photo_gallery/s/sedan_wall_4_sm.jpg

i was discussing jaguars. not mercedes. I should have used the term Type, S Type = ghey

[Boomer.....]

i was discussing jaguars. not mercedes. I should have used the term Type, S Type = ghey

You can't dog on the S-Type R, which is supercharged and bad ace. Boren rolls one.

[JohnnyMack]

i was discussing jaguars. not mercedes. I should have used the term Type, S Type = ghey

Oh. In that case the S Type is uber-ghey. Richard Simmons boning Liberace while watching Queer Eye For the Straight Guy ghey.

[Hamhock]

You can't dog on the S-Type R, which is supercharged and bad ace. Boren rolls one.


You are arguing for my point, that S-Type is ghey, yes?

[Hamhock]

Oh. In that case the S Type is uber-ghey. Richard Simmons boning Liberace while watching Queer Eye For the Straight Guy ghey.


S Type, even the R, is appropriate for blue-blooded blue-hairs.

If the driver is not a blue-hair, insert JM's adjective.

[Mongo]

Lid, dont worry what others think about that car, or any car that you like.
But that Jag looks a bit tiny, will your boyfriend be able to perform the reach around you so desire in that tiny thing?

[C&CDean]

1. Saying "ghey" is gay.

2. Your car doesn't make you gay.

3. Liking other men's peckers and taking it in the pooper makes you gay.

4. It's a very well established fact that vehicles built anywhere close to the European continent are crap. Many of you are confusing homosexuality with being stupid about cars. I guess you guys ain't ever gonna learn.

[Chuck Bao]

Geez. Didn't someone do a survey that found that ghey dudes were, on average, better endowed?

So, if a car is a penis substitute, doesn't it make sense that the ghey's would be less likely to need to compensate?

Don't look at me! I have a small penis and I drive a Kawasaki bike.

[Boomer.....]

1. Saying "ghey" is gay.

2. Your car doesn't make you gay.

3. Liking other men's peckers and taking it in the pooper makes you gay.

4. It's a very well established fact that vehicles built anywhere close to the European continent are crap. Many of you are confusing homosexuality with being stupid about cars. I guess you guys ain't ever gonna learn.

*Applause* :pop:

[JohnnyMack]

1. Saying "ghey" is gay.

2. Your car doesn't make you gay.

3. Liking other men's peckers and taking it in the pooper makes you gay.

4. It's a very well established fact that vehicles built anywhere close to the European continent are crap. Many of you are confusing homosexuality with being stupid about cars. I guess you guys ain't ever gonna learn.

You're ghey.

[C&CDean]

And you know what that makes you.

[TexasLidig8r]

4. It's a very well established fact that vehicles built anywhere close to the European continent are crap. Many of you are confusing homosexuality with being stupid about cars. I guess you guys ain't ever gonna learn.

Yeah man.. those Ford Pintos have those Kraut Merkedes Bens thingies beat all to hell and back! :D

[sanantoniosooner]

actually Dean's more of a Kia guy.

[C&CDean]

Know what's funny? A Pinto and a Kia are better cars than a Mercedes or a Volvo.

[toast]

don't know about Jaguars, but Wildcats....like a $3 bill

http://www.optionsplus.ksu.edu/images/willie1.jpg

[Boomer.....]

Know what's funny? A Pinto and a Kia are better cars than a Mercedes or a Volvo.

Yeah, I would rather have a pinto than a MB. :rolleyes:

[JohnnyMack]

And you know what that makes you.

Superfly?

[C&CDean]

Yeah, I would rather have a pinto than a MB. :rolleyes:

Oh. So you're one of those nimrods who think that just because a MB is expensive it must be better. Guess what? There's a whole bunch of other nimrods out there just like you. It's not about which car would you rather own. It's about which car is a better car. Which car is most reliable. Which car can be repaired economically. Not which car your hunch buddy thinks you look groovy in.

[JohnnyMack]

Excuse me, did you just say "hunch buddy"?

[BeetDigger]

Oh. So you're one of those nimrods who think that just because a MB is expensive it must be better. Guess what? There's a whole bunch of other nimrods out there just like you. It's not about which car would you rather own. It's about which car is a better car. Which car is most reliable. Which car can be repaired economically. Not which car your hunch buddy thinks you look groovy in.



The guy who tried to queer you, wasn't he driving a Pinto?

[Boomer.....]

Oh. So you're one of those nimrods who think that just because a MB is expensive it must be better. Guess what? There's a whole bunch of other nimrods out there just like you. It's not about which car would you rather own. It's about which car is a better car. Which car is most reliable. Which car can be repaired economically. Not which car your hunch buddy thinks you look groovy in.

I'm guessing you are also a fan of Geo metros and Ford Fiestas.

[Hamhock]

Drive an XJR for a week and then tell me they are crappy. It is luxury all the way. It is the second fastest car I've ever driven.

In large cities, you can even rent one from Hertz. It's not that much more expensive than a regular rental.

[TexasLidig8r]

. Which car is most reliable. Which car can be repaired economically. Not which car your hunch buddy thinks you look groovy in.

Those Pintos were a beyotch to repair after they done exploded all over the place. :D

[SoonerInKCMO]

Drive an XJR for a week and then tell me they are crappy. It is luxury all the way. It is the second fastest car I've ever driven.

In large cities, you can even rent one from Hertz. It's not that much more expensive than a regular rental.

It appears that Kansas City isn't large enough. :(

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Keith Richards is laughing at this thread.

[Beef]

I've always considered guys ghey if they stick their pecker in another guys ***, not if they drive a certain kind of car. NTTAWWT. I'm progressive like that.

[LoyalFan]

"Grrrrrrrrreat! Now we're outted!"

http://bergoiata.org/fe/felins/Being%20Catty,%20Jaguars.jpg

LF
HeteroGuy (For life, one hopes.)

[soonerjoker]

C&CDean has it right.

queers are queer, no matter what they drive.

jags are really good cars.

why is gay spelled ghey ???

is this done only by queers ?????

[Scott D]

Jaguar is only gay if you Lid, own one..and then only that Jaguar is gay while you own it.

Besides, Jaguar's are all Fords nowadays.