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VeeJay
8/22/2006, 03:09 PM
Holy shiite!

From the "tmz" website:

In one of the more bizarre celeb fixations of recent times, a new autobiography by a woman who claims to have been Osama Bin Laden's concubine also suggests that the world's most wanted man himself really wanted songstress Whitney Houston, and was willing to go to great lengths to win her heart.

Kola Boof, a Sudanese poet and novelist, writes in "Diary of a Lost Girl," excerpted in Harper's magazine (via Page Six), that Bin Laden deemed Houston "the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen." What's more, Osama said that "he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum" and that to nab the diva, "he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

And Bobby Brown better watch his back: Boof says that Osama believed that Whitney had been "brainwashed by American culture and by her husband – Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed." No comment was immediately available from Bin Laden's reps.

I think this is the first time I've actually laughed at something that's been attributed to bin Laden.

Boomer.....
8/22/2006, 03:16 PM
Somebody has to love crackheads.

Fugue
8/22/2006, 03:20 PM
Why can't people just let Bobby live?

GDC
8/22/2006, 03:44 PM
http://www.cultnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/Whitney-Houston-2.jpeg

Tear Down This Wall
8/22/2006, 04:00 PM
Ladies, how sad is your life when your suitors are Bobby Brown and Osama Bin Laden?

KC//CRIMSON
8/22/2006, 04:23 PM
Yeah, but Bobby pulls turds out of Whitney's butt.

Now that's real love.

yermom
8/22/2006, 04:50 PM
Why can't people just let Bobby live?

that's his perogative

BudSooner
8/22/2006, 07:40 PM
Well, she does love bad boys.....

Geekboy
8/22/2006, 11:09 PM
I thought that cave dwelling-pork fearing punk had an infatuation with lice.

GottaHavePride
8/22/2006, 11:15 PM
Somebody has to love crackheads.

http://image22.webshots.com/22/8/93/73/214989373hehvBD_ph.jpg

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/22/2006, 11:21 PM
If this is true...why don't we get Bin Laden in custody via Whitney...she becomes a legendary American Hero!!

nanimonai
8/22/2006, 11:25 PM
Sheesh if he had just told us this ahead of time we could have just given her to him and avoided this whole thing.
I'm willing to sacrifice Whitney and Bobby for world peace.

yermom
8/22/2006, 11:34 PM
Sheesh if he had just told us this ahead of time we could have just given her to him and avoided this whole thing.
I'm willing to sacrifice Whitney and Bobby for a cheeseburger.

yeah, me too

Geekboy
8/22/2006, 11:35 PM
Sheesh if he had just told us this ahead of time we could have just given her to him and avoided this whole thing.
I'm willing to sacrifice Whitney and Bobby for world peace.
I wouldn't give that cave hiding cowardly primitive punk my stool for world peace.

yermom
8/22/2006, 11:39 PM
dude, it would be win-win-win

Geekboy
8/22/2006, 11:41 PM
dude, it would be win-win-win
Okay. You win. Let's talk to Whitney.

Rhino
8/23/2006, 02:17 PM
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/226/osamabodyguardpk5.jpg

SoonerStormchaser
8/23/2006, 03:34 PM
Awesome Rhino...SPEK!