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BoogercountySooner
8/19/2006, 10:23 PM
I knew a guy that was friends with a couple of very attractive Lesbian gals, Rocky was his name. Rocky was a strapping good lookin single fellow. The Lesbo couple decides that they want a child. They ask Rocky if he will father there child. Rocky agree's to assist them. Rocky beds one of the attractive Lesbians on one night and then the other the next, this goes on for a few month's and Rocky is wearing down and the Lesbian couple is becoming concerned. Rocky finally wears all the way down and admits to the 2 very attractive Lesbians that he had a vasectomy a few years back. Rocky ain't their friend anymore! True Story:D :D
Tailwind
8/19/2006, 11:00 PM
Ha!
the_ouskull
8/19/2006, 11:16 PM
If, indeed, that story is true, then he MIGHT be the smartest man to ever live...

...and I mean f*ckin' LIVE, man. :D

the_ouskull
proud gonzo
8/19/2006, 11:18 PM
heh
VeeJay
8/20/2006, 01:02 AM
Shoot!

I thought the way it was gonna end was that the one he was pokin' had been converted.
yermom
8/20/2006, 02:36 AM
what a wuss... he could have kept that going for a long time :D
Chuck Bao
8/20/2006, 03:33 AM
Shoot blanks! blankity blank, blank, blank.

Heh! I can imagine what the lesbians had to say.
Okla-homey
8/20/2006, 05:37 AM
Shoot blanks! blankity blank, blank, blank.

Heh! I can imagine what the lesbians had to say.

"We should have bought a turkey baster and three porn mags and invited a 17y/o kid over.":mad:
Flagstaffsooner
8/20/2006, 05:40 AM
"We should have bought a turkey baster and three porn mags and invited a 17y/o kid over.":mad:SicEm doesn't do house calls.;)
LoyalFan
8/20/2006, 05:43 AM
SicEm doesn't do house calls.;)


WE HAVE A WINNER!

LF
LoyalFan
8/20/2006, 05:46 AM
I knew a guy that was friends with a couple of very attractive Lesbian gals, Rocky was his name. Rocky was a strapping good lookin single fellow. The Lesbo couple decides that they want a child. The ask Rocky if he will father there child. Rocky agree's to assist them. Rocky beds one of the attractive Lesbians on one night and then the other the next, this goes on for a few month's and Rocky is wearing down and the Lesbian couple is becoming concerned. Rocky finally wears all the way down and admits to the 2 very attractive Lesbians that he had a vasectomy a few years back. Rocky ain't their friend anymore! True Story:D :D


So, did they ever find his body...or certain body parts?

LF

PeeGee piki piki. PeeGee say Rocky makey fine eunuchy!
Sooner24
8/20/2006, 07:50 AM
what a wuss... he could have kept that going for a long time :D


Spek!
Chuck Bao
8/20/2006, 08:32 AM
Are you people serious?

Lesbian people you DO NOT want to cross.

Make no bones about it, they'll just as soon cut your dick and balls off as look at you. And, then they'll cry rape.

Have you ever been to a lesbian bar? I mean why do they really need a big bowie knife strapped on their belt if they aren't going to use it shaving or something.
BoogercountySooner
8/20/2006, 08:49 AM
Are you people serious?

Lesbian people you DO NOT want to cross.

Make no bones about it, they'll just as soon cut your dick and balls off as look at you. And, then they'll cry rape.

Have you ever been to a lesbian bar? I mean why do they really need a big bowie knife strapped on their belt if they aren't going to use it shaving or something.

You callin Rocky a liar?:)
Chuck Bao
8/20/2006, 09:00 AM
You callin Rocky a liar?:)

Sooooo, YOU'RE ROCKY!

Not to worry, Booger, we won't tell the lesbians where to find you.
Okla-homey
8/20/2006, 09:12 AM
Have you ever been to a lesbian bar?

not deliberately.
BoogercountySooner
8/20/2006, 09:19 AM
Booger no Rocky, Rocky is Rocky!
BoogercountySooner
8/20/2006, 09:21 AM
I have never been in a gay bar of any kind. I am a Lesbian trapped in a Man's body though.:D
Jerk
8/20/2006, 09:28 AM
What an inspiring story, Booger, about how one individual can achieve so much greatness for all of mankind.
slickdawg
8/20/2006, 09:34 AM
This would have been ideal if he had never mentioned the snip snip.
Jerk
8/20/2006, 09:36 AM
This would have been ideal if he had never mentioned the snip snip.

"We just need to keep at it, ladies. Maybe it would help if I tried both of you at the same time?"
slickdawg
8/20/2006, 09:41 AM
"We just need to keep at it, ladies. Maybe it would help if I tried both of you at the same time?"


Now you're thinking. :D
tulsaoilerfan
8/20/2006, 11:57 AM
This should be one of those Budweiser True Men Of Genius commercials; today, we salute you, Mr Blank shooting Lesbian boning man.
BoogercountySooner
8/21/2006, 08:25 AM
This should be one of those Budweiser True Men Of Genius commercials; today, we salute you, Mr Blank shooting Lesbian boning man.

Rocky is a real American Hero!:D