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David Earl
8/19/2006, 10:01 AM
I thought it might be nice to post an occasional helpful hint for the day.

Today's helpful hint...

Use your empty Cool-Whip tubs to rotate your tires. It's simple. It's easy. It's convenient. And it's a snap!
Tiptonsooner
8/19/2006, 10:02 AM
That west tejas sun has cooked your brain..........
BoogercountySooner
8/19/2006, 10:05 AM
David Squirrell!!;) :D
leavingthezoo
8/19/2006, 10:07 AM
my empty cool whip tubs just give me the finger when i tell them to rotate the tires.
Flagstaffsooner
8/19/2006, 11:06 AM
Other than putting your lug nuts in them, I hardly find how plastic bowls would help.
StoopTroup
8/19/2006, 11:11 AM
I thought it might be nice to post an occasional helpful hint for the day.

Today's helpful hint...

Use your empty Cool-Whip tubs to rotate your tires. It's simple. It's easy. It's convenient. And it's a snap!
I put them out there next to the truck...

I left a 3 ton jack and a 4-way for the lugs...

Nothings happening.

How long will this take?

I may need to go somewhere...

Thank goodness it cool here in the house...I'm not sure how long those containers can take it out there....
Widescreen
8/19/2006, 11:14 AM
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!

http://acs.flicklives.com/Movie/Pics/fudge.jpg
OUinFLA
8/19/2006, 12:00 PM
Knowing that all South Ovarie types are gonna try this, Im thinkin Ill buy some stock in whatever company makes CoolWhip. Kraft Foods I think.
yermom
8/19/2006, 12:15 PM
i just tried it and it works great!

i'm gonna go get a few more tubs right now so i have a few extras
BeetDigger
8/19/2006, 04:12 PM
Cool whip didn't work. I'm off to get some cards.
rebmus
8/19/2006, 04:13 PM
does whipped cream work too? or just cool whip?
StoopTroup
8/19/2006, 04:20 PM
I think my weird neighbor just stole the cool whips bowls...
OUHOMER
8/19/2006, 04:22 PM
sh!t, now what am i going to do with all these, I can't believe its not butter tubs.
rebmus
8/19/2006, 04:22 PM
I think my weird neighbor just stole the cool whips bowls...
time for a jihad!
StoopTroup
8/19/2006, 04:29 PM
time for a jihad!
Nope...

I think he rotated my tires.
rebmus
8/19/2006, 04:33 PM
hmmmm, i'm unsure if that's a fair trade or not.

empty cool whip bowls vs free tire rotation.

should we start a poll and get the opinions of soonerfan posters?
StoopTroup
8/19/2006, 04:41 PM
hmmmm, i'm unsure if that's a fair trade or not.

empty cool whip bowls vs free tire rotation.

should we start a poll and get the opinions of soonerfan posters?
It's 100 degrees in the shade and those are 18" 4x4 truck tires...

I'm pretty sure I got the better deal...:D
rebmus
8/19/2006, 04:54 PM
It's 100 degrees in the shade and those are 18" 4x4 truck tires...

I'm pretty sure I got the better deal...:D
no doubt.

IF you wanna be a good neighbor and all,,, save all future empty cool whip bowls and give them to the neighbor.
David Earl
8/20/2006, 07:28 AM
Good morning.

The helpful tip for today is...

When suffering from a stomach virus, use empty Cool-Whip tubs to relieve cramping and for general digestive wellness.
Geekboy
8/20/2006, 07:41 AM
I laughed all through this thread. Then it wasn't funny while I watched in horror as my empty Cool Whip tubs tried to kill our dog.
Flagstaffsooner
8/20/2006, 07:47 AM
I've been meaning to ask, DE, why do you use so much Cool-Whip?:D
Sooner24
8/20/2006, 09:22 AM
Good morning.

The helpful tip for today is...

When suffering from a stomach virus, use empty Cool-Whip tubs to relieve cramping and for general digestive wellness.


I think someone over bought Cool-Whip. ;)
Okla-homey
8/20/2006, 09:22 AM
Cool Whip can be used as a refreshing substitute for harsh chemical-laden anti-perspirants and deodarants. A palm sized dollop in each armpit will ensure you stay fresh-from-the-shower sweet all day.

just saying.
slickdawg
8/20/2006, 09:28 AM
I don't have a home just yet, so I have no cool whip, nor a fridge to store it.


But I'll remember this little nugget.
David Earl
8/21/2006, 01:05 PM
Today's helpful hint...

Having problems with fire ants? Take two empty Cool-Whip tubs, smear them with axle grease and use them to brutally annihilate the ants. ALL of them!
OUinFLA
8/21/2006, 02:33 PM
with or without the lug nuts I am storing in them?
David Earl
8/21/2006, 03:19 PM
with or without the lug nuts I am storing in them?

Yes.
toast
8/21/2006, 03:39 PM
we just gave away empty Cool-Whip tubs to the kids who came to our daughter's birthday party, they really loved them.
David Earl
8/23/2006, 10:17 AM
Trouble booking that dream vacation you've always wanted?

Try using empty Cool-Whip tubs! They're trouble free and they require no traveler's checks!!!!!
BeetDigger
8/23/2006, 10:30 AM
TD2K needs a new TV, you don't suppose.....
RFH Shakes
8/23/2006, 10:31 AM
I once saw empty coolwhip tubs kick Chuck Norris' ***!
David Earl
8/23/2006, 12:38 PM
TD2K needs a new TV, you don't suppose.....

It could be worth the try...
David Earl
8/24/2006, 08:14 AM
Today's helpful hint...

Tired of trying to save enough money for a decent downpayment on your next vehicle purchase? Use empty Cool-Whip tubs instead! They're easy to clean. They're free. They come in three charming colors... AND THEY'RE A SNAP!
Tailwind
8/24/2006, 08:45 AM
Which three charmong colors?
OUinFLA
8/24/2006, 09:08 AM
So far, I have 4 Cool Whip tubs full of lug nuts, liberally covered with grease, witha bunch of dead fire ants stuck to them, holding them to my aching stomach, trying to cram all my extra pennies into them, wondering how Sleezy's Used Car lot is going to consider them a fair downpayment?

I dont have time for a vacation.
KC//CRIMSON
8/24/2006, 09:12 AM
Re: Helpful hint for today...

Be careful, Pat is a nark.

09:02 AM Mjcpr - Reporting a Post - Pharmacy
Mjcpr
8/24/2006, 09:19 AM
Be careful, Pat is a nark.

09:02 AM Mjcpr - Reporting a Post - Pharmacy

:D

Just reporting yet another spam post.
KC//CRIMSON
8/24/2006, 09:23 AM
You get 'em, slappy!

:D
Hatfield
8/24/2006, 09:24 AM
I put them out there next to the truck...

I left a 3 ton jack and a 4-way for the lugs...

Nothings happening.

How long will this take?

I may need to go somewhere...

Thank goodness it cool here in the house...I'm not sure how long those containers can take it out there....

you forgot the beer
rebmus
8/24/2006, 09:36 AM
i had a colonoscopy a few years ago. before i went in... they needed a stool sample.

what did i dump in to get the sample??? you guessed it,,, an empty cool whip bowl.

those things are HANDY!
David Earl
8/24/2006, 03:01 PM
So far, I have 4 Cool Whip tubs full of lug nuts, liberally covered with grease, witha bunch of dead fire ants stuck to them, holding them to my aching stomach, trying to cram all my extra pennies into them, wondering how Sleezy's Used Car lot is going to consider them a fair downpayment?

I dont have time for a vacation.

You are the funniest person alive!
David Earl
8/25/2006, 01:44 PM
Helpful tip for today....

When April 15 is looming on the calendar and you want to be sure you've got your tax returns in on time, don't fear, turn to empty Cool-Whip tubs!

Take an empty Cool-Whip tub, dip two toothpicks in bar-b-q sauce and attach them to either end of the tub. Then sit back and watch your tax worries melt away!
BeetDigger
8/25/2006, 01:48 PM
DE - you do know that you are supposed to stop pushing the cue tip in when you feel resistance?
rebmus
8/25/2006, 01:51 PM
i throw cool whip bowls at my kids when they're acting up.
David Earl
8/25/2006, 02:30 PM
DE - you do know that you are supposed to stop pushing the cue tip in when you feel resistance?

What if you feel absolutely no resistance all the way through till the swab comes out the other side? :eek:
Tailwind
8/25/2006, 02:39 PM
You would then need to place an empty coolwhip tub over each ear, spin around three times, and voila! Your non-resistance ear thingy will be cured. It's a snap!
OUinFLA
8/25/2006, 02:40 PM
What if you feel absolutely no resistance all the way through till the swab comes out the other side? :eek:


then you can use the Qtip twice. Just be sure to insert the unused end on the second go around.
David Earl
8/26/2006, 07:26 AM
Helpful hint for today....

Tired of the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor? Just use empty Cool-Whip tubs instead! They're free. They're easy. And cleaning them is a SNAP!
OUinFLA
8/26/2006, 08:15 PM
Ive now run out of CoolWhip tubs, Ive gained 3 pounds from emptying the ones I had on hand.
I dont have time to go to the store to buy any more.
Someone else is just going to have to step up and stop those pesky Japanese.
David Earl
8/27/2006, 08:16 AM
Helpful hint for today...

Get a quick start on planting a new lawn! Till some ground, rake it level, plant seed, fertilize and water. But wait! Here comes the secret. Next, you tape some empty Cool-Whip tubs to your elbows. Wait eight days and watch the magic!
afs
8/27/2006, 10:59 AM
DE, I'm worried about Hurricane Ernesto preventing me from attending the OU v UAB game on Sept. 2. What can Cool Whip tubs do to help?
David Earl
8/27/2006, 01:14 PM
DE, I'm worried about Hurricane Ernesto preventing me from attending the OU v UAB game on Sept. 2. What can Cool Whip tubs do to help?

Just get three empty Cool-Whip tubs, rince them out with fresh-squeezed lemonade and watch your weather worries melt away! Cool-Whip tubs are free, they're easy to clean and they're a SNAP!

SNAP!
Miko
8/27/2006, 01:36 PM
DE,

I am having a hard time getting my Cool-Whip tubs clean. Am I totally skrewed???
afs
8/27/2006, 02:04 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h221/rusty_knuckles/coolwhip.jpg

+

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/365580/2/istockphoto_365580_fresh_squeezed_lemonade.jpg

= http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT05/refresh/AL0506W5_sm2+gif/180213W_sm.gif

It's working...
NormanPride
8/27/2006, 02:28 PM
Not if you're in florida...
David Earl
8/27/2006, 02:31 PM
DE,

I am having a hard time getting my Cool-Whip tubs clean. Am I totally skrewed???

Fear not! Place an empty Cool-Whip tub (clean or not) in your microwave oven. Have your microwave oven audtition for a NASCAR commercial and your cleaning worries will be OVER!

Empty Cool-Whip tubs, they're free, they're fun and they're a SNAP!

SNAP!!!!
Miko
8/27/2006, 02:34 PM
Dear David "Heloise" Earl,

Thank you, sir. You are a godsend!
afs
8/27/2006, 02:40 PM
David Earl? are you Pat or Betty? or a weird combination of both?

http://www.alcoa.com/reynoldskitchens/parchment_paper/en/images/pb_pic.jpg
StoopTroup
8/27/2006, 02:45 PM
I've been urinating into cool whips tubs for 3 days now.
Miko
8/27/2006, 03:35 PM
I've been urinating into cool whips tubs for 3 days now.


Then pay special attention to the cleaning tips above!!!!:eek:
David Earl
8/27/2006, 03:54 PM
David Earl? are you Pat or Betty? or a weird combination of both?

http://www.alcoa.com/reynoldskitchens/parchment_paper/en/images/pb_pic.jpg

...a combination of neither....
David Earl
8/28/2006, 08:20 AM
Helpful hint for today....

Looking for an easier way to add two single-digit numbers? Try using empty Cool-Whip tubs!

Here's what you do. Take eighteen empty Cool-Whip tubs; scrub them inside and out with Ajax cleaner. Don't use cheap substitutes! The abrasive in the Ajax creates minute grooves in the plastic which are vital to your success. Next, coat a couple hundred BB's with reduced fat crunchy peanut butter. Line them up in a long line, being careful to make sure the BB's don't touch. Now you're ready to tilt your Cool-Whip tubs toward the middle of the BB's at a 46 degree angle. Set them thusly and watch the math magic!

Empty Cool-Whip tubs, they're free, they're happy, and they're a SNAP!
David Earl
8/28/2006, 08:20 AM
SNAP!
Miko
8/28/2006, 10:58 AM
How important is the low-fat angle, as the fat in peanutbutter is the "good" fat (either poly-unsaturated or mono-unsaturated, I forget)???
David Earl
8/28/2006, 11:09 AM
How important is the low-fat angle?

Ask an empty Cool-Whip tub, shake it then turn it around. The Cool-Whip tub will speak to you. They always speak to me, telling me what to do. They are our friends.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/28/2006, 11:14 AM
And they make great hats, too!

http://www.alpacacriations.com/Nivek/Photos/2001_07/7-08-2001-no5.jpg
toast
8/28/2006, 11:19 AM
or donation buckets for actors who worked with Robert Blake on Baretta...

http://www.neonmall.com/bo/Kellog/coolwhip.jpg
David Earl
8/28/2006, 11:40 AM
Empty Cool-Whip tubs make me giddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Miko
8/28/2006, 04:25 PM
Ask an empty Cool-Whip tub, shake it then turn it around. The Cool-Whip tub will speak to you. They always speak to me, telling me what to do. They are our friends.


Mine just keeps saying, "Ask again later" over and over and over again!!!!!:mad:
David Earl
8/28/2006, 04:28 PM
Mine just keeps saying, "Ask again later" over and over and over again!!!!!

Maybe it just likes being held.... :eek:
David Earl
8/29/2006, 07:36 AM
Today's helpful hint....

Need to take your car to the mechanic? Need to swing by the bank to conduct a little business? Need to eat breakfast? Let a couple of empty Cool-Whip tubs handle all those pesky chores! They're free, they're fun to clean and they're a SNAP!
OUinFLA
8/29/2006, 09:15 AM
Today's helpful hint....

Need to take your car to the mechanic? Need to swing by the bank to conduct a little business? Need to eat breakfast? Let a couple of empty Cool-Whip tubs handle all those pesky chores! They're free, they're fun to clean and they're a SNAP!

Ok, I put a Cool-Whip tub in my truck driver's seat. Buckeled it in nice and tight, laid my deposit slip on the console. wrote a note to my mechanic, placed a city map on the console as well, and went inside to eat breakfast.

I came back out a half hour later and nothing has happened.
That particular Cool-Whip tub is a lot like my ex-wife.
I'm gonna let that one hold lug nuts from now on.

:mad:
mrowl
8/29/2006, 09:21 AM
FLA, if you are using this type of tub, it hasn't worked for me either.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006MWR4E.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
OUinFLA
8/29/2006, 09:37 AM
FLA, if you are using this type of tub, it hasn't worked for me either.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006MWR4E.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg


NO NO NO, I said it was like my ex-wife.
Definitly NOT FAT FREE!
Widescreen
8/29/2006, 12:18 PM
None of this advice sounds like it came from Mama Earl. I don't trust it.
David Earl
8/29/2006, 12:38 PM
NO NO NO, I said it was like my ex-wife.
Definitly NOT FAT FREE!

Ouch!
David Earl
8/30/2006, 07:37 AM
Today's helpful hint...

Wish your hair had more lilt and bounce? Let empty Cool-Whip tubs comb the hairstyle wories right out of your life! Just line the inside of a Cool-Whip tub with a paper towel, light a Chinese firecracker and watch the magic!