View Full Version : Hell in a Handbag......
Al Gore
8/18/2006, 09:44 PM
Daughter and wife need matching "Coach" handbags at $500 each.....I will be right back....I'm picking money off the money tree in the backyard.......
rebmus
8/18/2006, 09:45 PM
tell tipper and "chelsea" (i dunno al's daughter's name IF he even has one) to get a J.O.B.!
1) Do they earn any income?
2) Do they contribute to any household expenditures?
3) Have you recently bought them gifts this exspensive within 12 months?
4) Are they a drain on YOUR economy?
If they say yes to 1 or 2, then buy them the gift. Any combo of 3 and 4 are a definant NO!!!
BajaOklahoma
8/18/2006, 10:00 PM
They don't understand the difference in "need" and "want?"
Al Gore
8/18/2006, 10:02 PM
Where did this coach brand come from????? This is the first I have heard of them.....
Al Gore
8/18/2006, 10:03 PM
1) Do they earn any income?
2) Do they contribute to any household expenditures?
3) Have you recently bought them gifts this exspensive within 12 months?
4) Are they a drain on YOUR economy?
If they say yes to 1 or 2, then buy them the gift. Any combo of 3 and 4 are a definant NO!!!
No
No
Yes
Yes
I'm f**ked....
My friend Bob Sacamanto can give you a great deal on those bags:)
olevetonahill
8/18/2006, 10:06 PM
No
No
Yes
Yes
I'm f**ked....
Shoot em !:eek:
rebmus
8/18/2006, 10:09 PM
They don't understand the difference in "need" and "want?"
we ARE talking women... right?
Al Gore
8/18/2006, 10:10 PM
My friend Bob Sacamanto can give you a great deal on those bags:)...and then I have to wack someone for him????
olevetonahill
8/18/2006, 10:12 PM
...and then I have to wack someone for him????
If you get em cheap enough you can pay me to do it ! ;)
...and then I have to wack someone for him????
way to ghey up your own thread:D
Al Gore
8/18/2006, 10:31 PM
Can you say wack off???
Tailwind
8/18/2006, 11:42 PM
Why do they need them? they are ugly and way overpriced. Give 'em $20.00 and send 'em to Walmart.
LoyalFan
8/19/2006, 12:42 AM
Question 1: Is your daughter age 18 or over?
Question 2: Are they both hawt?
Question 3: Do you frequently make solo overnight trips for business or other purposes?
If you have answered "Yes" to ALL questions, I may be willing to fund the purchase.
If Questions 1 and 2 are answered in the negative I will refer this case to Stanley.
Thanks for participating in this survey.
LF
OCUDad
8/19/2006, 12:47 AM
they are ugly and way overpriced.Tell that to my daughter. If it's Coach, she has it. Fortunately she has a job, so it's her problem now. When she was a teen, it was the gift of choice for birthdays, Christmas, you name it.
Who do women need more than one handbag anyway? I have one trusty wallet and it's lasted me years. :pop:
LoyalFan
8/19/2006, 12:58 AM
Who do women need more than one handbag anyway? I have one trusty wallet and it's lasted me years. :pop:
I've had the same ratty two dollar WallyMart wallet for years. It's familiar, comfortable, and consistently empty...thanks to the ladies in my life.
LF
Why do they need them? they are ugly and way overpriced. Give 'em $20.00 and send 'em to Walmart.
Amen.
I have a Dooney purse. I never asked for it. My aunt gave it to me for Christmas, and was so pleased that she found one in Sooner colors. So I carry it around, because... you know... its the right colors. :rolleyes:
yermom
8/19/2006, 02:23 AM
Where did this coach brand come from????? This is the first I have heard of them.....
i heard about it from doleo
NTTAWWT
olevetonahill
8/19/2006, 02:41 AM
i heard about it from doleo
NTTAWWT
oh shat :eek:
SoonerBorn68
8/19/2006, 03:00 AM
1) Do they earn any income?
2) Do they contribute to any household expenditures?
3) Have you recently bought them gifts this exspensive within 12 months?
4) Are they a drain on YOUR economy?
Dude, as a soon to be dad, get use to it. :D
olevetonahill
8/19/2006, 03:04 AM
Dude, as a soon to be dad, get use to it. :D
No shat !:D :D :D :D
OUinFLA
8/19/2006, 06:46 AM
ebay is your friend (http://clothing.search.ebay.com/coach-handbag_Handbags-Bags_W0QQsacatZ63852)
OUHOMER
8/19/2006, 07:29 AM
I bought the wife a Dooney purse about 10 years ago. Paid about $350. It looks good hanging in the closet.
Al Gore
8/19/2006, 11:36 AM
Question 1: Is your daughter age 18 or over? No...8
Question 2: Are they both hawt? Mrs AG.....you decide....
Question 3: Do you frequently make solo overnight trips for business or other purposes?No.....
If you have answered "Yes" to ALL questions, I may be willing to fund the purchase.
If Questions 1 and 2 are answered in the negative I will refer this case to Stanley.
Thanks for participating in this survey.
LF....
OUWxGuesser
8/19/2006, 11:42 AM
Ya... buy some counterfeits on ebay. They'll never notice ;)
StoopTroup
8/19/2006, 11:43 AM
8 minutes...
You better hurry! ;)
Coach Purse (http://cgi.ebay.com/Pink-striped-coach-purse_W0QQitemZ190020294117QQihZ009QQcategoryZ6385 2QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Al Gore
8/19/2006, 11:47 AM
They have a specific one in mind.......Looks like to trip into KC.....
Al Gore
8/19/2006, 11:48 AM
BTW....I was searching for 5 tickets on there.....
Al Gore
8/19/2006, 09:56 PM
They are happy now.......
Tailwind
8/19/2006, 10:57 PM
Wanna adopt me?
Al Gore
8/19/2006, 11:09 PM
Wanna adopt me?I would have to get a second job to afford 3 girls!!!!!!
I would have to get a second job to afford 3 girls!!!!!!
Grow a set and say NO, and you wont have to get a second job!!!!
:D :D :D I cant help spoiling my wife, let alone a couple of daughters
Tailwind
8/19/2006, 11:26 PM
I would have to get a second job to afford 3 girls!!!!!!
Dang! I would only shop at Walmart.
Al Gore
8/19/2006, 11:38 PM
Maybe you could talk the other two into doing that!!!!!
GottaHavePride
8/19/2006, 11:41 PM
Dude, then you could probably afford four girls.
Al Gore
8/19/2006, 11:43 PM
BTW......We went to a Walmart the other day to get school supplies.....It didn't take me long to remember why I don't go to those types of stores.....
proud gonzo
8/20/2006, 12:41 AM
I haven't seen a Coach bag I liked yet
Al Gore
8/20/2006, 12:44 AM
I didn't see any I liked....
LoyalFan
8/20/2006, 05:53 AM
They are happy now.......
Purses purchased? Domestic tranquility restored? Bankruptcy filed?
You're a good husband and dad, AG. You did the right thing.
LF
Al Gore
8/20/2006, 10:08 AM
For those of you starting a family......girls cry, scream and think the world revolves around them. Boys are pretty damn easy raise......
BajaOklahoma
8/20/2006, 11:05 AM
Uhhh, no. They have good and bad points.
And as of tomorrow, I will no longer be the parent of a teenager. Time passes so quickly.
proud gonzo
8/20/2006, 12:05 PM
I would never dream of asking my dad for something as impractical, unnecessary, and expensive as a Coach bag.
yermom
8/20/2006, 12:36 PM
yeah, a couple of those would buy a shotgun
proud gonzo
8/20/2006, 12:55 PM
no kidding!
Soonerfan88
8/20/2006, 02:47 PM
If you know anyone stationed in Korea, send a picture of what you want. They have some great looking knock-offs over there for a lot less money - both Coach and D&B. Sent several home for gifts during my year of exile.
Al Gore
8/20/2006, 06:02 PM
I don't know anyone in Korea.........
OUinFLA
8/20/2006, 08:07 PM
I don't know anyone in Korea.........
Korean Friend Finder (http://koreanfriendfinder.com/go/p19538.subkorean_pen_pals)
Soonerfan88
8/20/2006, 11:05 PM
If you are willing to wait, I have a friend that leaves on Nov 8. Might be able to get you something in time for Christmas.
Al Gore
8/21/2006, 06:45 PM
Korean Friend Finder (http://koreanfriendfinder.com/go/p19538.subkorean_pen_pals)Fo hudred dolla...me f*** you long time....
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