Is the world going to end.

[dolemitesooner]

Is the world going to end On August 22 ...I keep hearing that rumors that Iran has big plans for this date.

[12]

If anyone hears anything definitive, please post soon. I'd like to get some Best Buy action in before the world ends.

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

Wonder if it already has and we didnt get the memo. Its certainly hot as hell...

[Widescreen]

Remember Steve Buschemi in Armageddon?

I'm just sayin'.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Is the world going to end On August 22 ...I keep hearing that rumors that Iran has big plans for this date.

I wasn't gonna post this but now that you did I can say it because it'll be your fault and not mine.

I have a couple of friends that work for different branches of the government and they have been advised to make sure they have 'ample living supplies' at home before this day.

They tell them this every time something's about to go down.

And it's never a false alarm. It might not be something that drastic but it's always SOMETHING.

I'm gonna go buy a buncha duct tape and plastic sheeting. :mack:

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

On the plus side, we have 4 more glorious days in this wonderful world. ENJOY, mofos!

[JohnnyMack]

I think I'll rob a bank.

Anybody got any pantyhose I can borrow?

Lid?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm gonna run with scissors, tear the tag off my mattress, swim right after eating, play with fire, eat food that'll give me worms and sit too close to the TV.

Succ it, end of the world.

[Okla-homey]

Is the world going to end On August 22

man I hope so. It would sure be sweet to do that whole raptured up to Jesus dealio instead of just getting old, broke down and dying in a smelly nursing home someday wearing a poopy diaper.

[ChickSoonerFan]

This was at the bottom of an email I just received...wonder if it means anything:

We have a good idea. We plant bugs where we can, fly spyeyes pretty
often. He tapped the plain at the center of the continent. Here is
the Pentagon with the Machmen close by outside it. The Fundamentaloids

[12]

Yeah, I'd much rather die now wearing a poopy diaper.

[JohnnyMack]

This was at the bottom of an email I just received...wonder if it means anything:

We have a good idea. We plant bugs where we can, fly spyeyes pretty
often. He tapped the plain at the center of the continent. Here is
the Pentagon with the Machmen close by outside it. The Fundamentaloids

Yes. It does.

Your spam filter is broken.

[BigRedJed]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51445

[yermom]

I think I'll rob a bank.

Anybody got any pantyhose I can borrow?

Lid?

son, you've got a panty on your head

[Osce0la]

It better not :mad:

That's 11 days before football season...I didn't wait 8 months just to see the worl end 1 1/2 weeks before football season :mad:

[tbl]

That's kinda crazy....

[Osce0la]

I'm gonna run with scissors, tear the tag off my mattress, swim right after eating, play with fire, eat food that'll give me worms and sit too close to the TV.

Succ it, end of the world.
You can do that to your mattress, you should go to a furniture store and tear the tag off of one of their mattresses...

[yermom]

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51445

so they'd get off one bomb/missile at Isreal and then they'd be toast?

[BoogercountySooner]

Is the world going to end On August 22 ...I keep hearing that rumors that Iran has big plans for this date.

It's National Bath day on Iran that day. A special day of the year.:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

You can do that to your mattress, you should go to a furniture store and tear the tag off of one of their mattresses...Larry Mathis would sh*t a gerbil.

[OUDoc]

Prince said it would be in 1999. I'm not gonna believe it until another pop singer tells me what to do.

[TexasLidig8r]

I think I'll rob a bank.

Anybody got any pantyhose I can borrow?

Lid?

No.. but..

I do have some of these...

http://www.accesshealthproducts.com/prodimages/Medias_retoque_2_copia.jpg

that a date left over....

Will that do? :D

[yermom]

those look pretty nice, i'm sure he'll be back for them

[OUDoc]

How much of a beer stockpile do I need? Too much and I'll just look like an alcoholic. Not enough.....well that's out of the question.

Lid-
Judging by past pictures of you, I wouldn't have guessed you had such nice legs.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

She also said it's nothing that'll happen here but it'll effect us.

I just got off the phone with her she said that they're being told to take this very seriously.

The Sam's in MWC is gonna be PACKED.

[Petro-Sooner]

Fill up with gas people. :texan:

[dolemitesooner]

I hope somthing does happen do I dont have to go to work

[yermom]

i need to stock up on water and beer

[JohnnyMack]

:les:MASON JARS!!!!!!!!!

[Stanley1]

I thought it ended the day Bomar got kicked off the team, no?

:D

[dolemitesooner]

i need to stock up on water and beer
you dont drink no ****ing beer...what you need to do is invest in about 1milion dollars in gas for those ****ing guzzlers of yours

[yermom]

you don't think i'm going to drink beer when the world ends?

i do need to get some gas...

[dolemitesooner]

you don't think i'm going to drink beer when the world ends?

i do need to get some gas...
No...I think if Iran bombs Isreal you will sit back drink water and post on soonerfans.

[Chuck Bao]

Well, how fitting. The end of the world and let's talk about panty hose!

As we kiss our *** goodbye, it's good to get that seamless, sheer elegance of pantyhose.

[GDC]

The world won't end until the Mayan calendar runs out in 2012 or so.

[JohnnyMack]

No...I think if :dolemite: bombs Stan with some 3s you will sit back drink some Cristal and post up on the wall and think to yourself I am in presence of P I M P.

True dat. Mmm hmm.

[Stanley1]

True dat. Mmm hmm.

Your obsession with me is downright scary son. Downright. Scary.

[dolemitesooner]

Yeah it is pretty scary.....wtf is up johnny

[JohnnyMack]

Your obsession with me is downright scary son. Downright. Scary.

Son? Bitch please.

[dolemitesooner]

Son? Bitch please.
:pop:

[yermom]

heh, Jerk broke this story a month ago

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

This was at the bottom of an email I just received...wonder if it means anything:

We have a good idea. We plant bugs where we can, fly spyeyes pretty
often. He tapped the plain at the center of the continent. Here is
the Pentagon with the Machmen close by outside it. The FundamentaloidsDid my coworker tell you that?

[Jerk]

heh, Jerk broke this story a month ago

Yeah, lots of rumors floating around. Who knows.

This (http://www.energybulletin.net/12125.html) seems to be possible- with the affect of making the U.S. dollar as valuable as monopoly money. Pretty damned scary, but I don't know if they can pull it off. I'm no expert here.

That WND article makes a good point. "Mutually Assured Destruction" may have worked during the Cold War, but it doesn't mean a damned thing to the islamos. Regardless, we all may need one big Zoloft Smoothie when we wake up.

[JohnnyMack]

Yeah, lots of rumors floating around. Who knows.

This (http://www.energybulletin.net/12125.html) seems to be possible- with the affect of making the U.S. dollar as valuable as monopoly money. Pretty damned scary, but I don't know if they can pull it off. I'm no expert here.

That WND article makes a good point. "Mutually Assured Destruction" may have worked during the Cold War, but it doesn't mean a damned thing to the islamos. Regardless, we all may need one big Zoloft Smoothie when we wake up.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61307

JohnnyMack broke this a while back.

;)

[Jerk]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61307

JohnnyMack broke this a while back.

;)


Good Jorb!

I learned about the Bourse this morning. I still thinking...WTF is a bourse?

[OUstud]

This could mean a 1-day school year for me! :twinkies:

[trwxxa]

My gut tells me they are going to "accidently" lob something into Iraq. Maybe up north in the Kurdish area.

My gut also tells me it is time for dinner.

[JohnnyMack]

Good Jorb!

I learned about the Bourse this morning. I still thinking...WTF is a bourse?

A trading floor of sorts.

[mildpussy]

sounds like we need to send a whack a mole professional to persia in case that 12th iman pokes his head out of his hidey hole

[SoonerInFla]

This won't affect football season, will it?

[olevetonahill]

This won't affect football season, will it?
God, I hope not :eek:

[yermom]

****, all 9/11 did was postpone the TU game

[olevetonahill]

****, all 9/11 did was postpone the TU game
Im jonesing so bad for some OU football Im gonna be ****ed if the game is delayed 5 minutes

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Uh oh, the 22nd is less than a day away. Say your prayers, Lucifer-fearers.

[Okla-homey]

Remember, the 22d starts over there this afternoon. We could all be dead before suppertime. That reminds me, I'm 'sposed to pick-up coffee and a can of salmon from the grocery store this afternoon. The salmon is for the croquettes Mrs Homey is making for din-din, and the coffee is for in the morning to sip while I survey the devastation.

Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwww!:eek :

:pop:

[yermom]

holy crap, i better stock up on survival supplies

[mrowl]

Checklist for today:

Buy duct tape, plastic sheets, canned tuna, powdered milk.

[JohnnyMack]

Checklist for today:

Buy duct tape, plastic sheets, canned tuna, powdered milk.

I don't think you should fire Parcells until they're at least out of the playoff race.

[mrowl]

I don't think you should fire Parcells until they're at least out of the playoff race.

heh!

[KABOOKIE]

All you fuggers stock up on food n sheet. I'm gettin' me some bullets. :D

[SoonerInKCMO]

:les: FEAR MONGERERS!!!!

[GDC]

I hope they let us know something for sure because I would like to be at Night Trips when it all comes to an end.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Guess you'll just have to go every night until the end. :texan:


Do they still have $1.50 beers on Monday? :O

[JohnnyMack]

:rolleyes:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14452732/

maybe the world is coming to an end.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I love you Dolemite..thanks for all the memories!!

[dolemitesooner]

I love you Dolemite..thanks for all the memories!!
Your welcome...if you were not a dude and you were as hot as the chick in your avatar I would pee in your butt as it al came tumbling down.

[dolemitesooner]

I hope thats not your girl or somthing

[SoonerInKCMO]

:rolleyes:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14452732/

maybe the world is coming to an end.

I wonder why they don't edit out the scenes where Tom or Jerry whacks the other with a frying pan. :rolleyes:


PEOPLE - THIS IS AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC CARTOON CAT AND MOUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT - WHO GIVES A **** IF THEY SMOKE?!?!?! :mad:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Nah, my g'f is ALOT hotter than that ;)

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I wish i was 14 so I could break out the "YOu don't want to die a virgin do you?" with a girlfriend ;)

[Jerk]

I wish i was 14 so I could break out the "YOu don't want to die a virgin do you?" with a girlfriend ;)

Or have sex with a hot teacher!

[Geekboy]

I heard if you had some empty Cool Whip tubs you'd be okay.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I say if it does get all Armageddonish..we should all move to live with Dean...Dean can save us!!