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Okla-homey
8/18/2006, 06:44 AM
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August 18, 1227: GENGHIS KHAN DIES

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779 years ago today, Genghis Khan, the Mongol leader who forged an empire stretching from the east coast of China west to the Aral Sea, dies in camp during a campaign against the Chinese kingdom of Xi Xia. The great Khan, who was over 60 and in failing health, may have succumbed to injuries incurred during a fall from a horse in the previous year.

Genghis Khan was born as Temujin around 1162. His father, a minor Mongol chieftain, died when Temujin was in his early teens. Temujin succeeded him, but the tribe would not obey so young a chief. Temporarily abandoned, Temujin's family was left to fend for themselves in the wilderness of the Steppes.

By his late teens, Temujin had grown into a feared warrior and charismatic figure who began gathering followers and forging alliances with other Mongol leaders. After his wife was kidnapped by a rival tribe, Temujin organized a military force to defeat the tribe.

Successful, he then turned against other clans and tribes and set out to unite the Mongols by force. Many warriors voluntarily came to his side, but those who did not were defeated and then offered the choice of obedience or death. The nobility of conquered tribes were generally executed. By 1206, Temujin was the leader of a great Mongol confederation and was granted the title Genghis Khan, translated as "Oceanic Ruler" or "Universal Ruler."

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What some guy thought GK looked like.

Khan promulgated a code of conduct and organized his armies on a system of 10: 10 men to a squad, 10 squads to a company, 10 companies to a regiment, and 10 regiments to a "Tumen," a fearful military unit made up of 10,000 cavalrymen.

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Because of their nomadic nature, the Mongols were able to breed far more horses than sedentary civilizations, which could not afford to sacrifice farmland for large breeding pastures. All of Khan's warriors were mounted, and half of any given army was made up of armored soldiers wielding swords and lances.

Light cavalry archers filled most of the remaining ranks. Khan's family and other trusted clan members led these highly mobile armies, and by 1209 the Mongols were on the move against China.

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There has been a movie or two made about GK.

Using an extensive network of spies and scouts, Khan detected a weakness in his enemies' defenses and then attacked the point with as many as 250,000cavalrymen at once. When attacking large cities, the Mongols used sophisticated sieging equipment such as mangonels and even diverted rivers to flood out the enemy.

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Mangonel. A pint-sized catapult which could be disassembled for movement by mounted forces and re-assembled to hurl heavy stones against enemies and their walls.

Most armies and cities crumbled under the overwhelming show of force, and the massacres that followed a Mongol victory eliminated thoughts of further resistance. Those who survived--and millions did not--were granted religious freedom and protection within the rapidly growing Mongol empire.

The empire was governed by a non-democratic parliamentary-style central assembly, called Kurultai, in which the Mongol chiefs met with the Great Khan to discuss domestic and foreign policies.

As mentioned, Genghis demonstrated a rather liberal and tolerant attitude to the beliefs of others, and never persecuted people on religious grounds. This proved to be good military strategy, as when he was at war with Sultan Muhammad of Khwarezm, other Islamic leaders did not join the fight against Genghis — it was instead seen as a non-holy war between two individuals.

Throughout the empire, trade routes and an extensive postal system (yam) were created. Many merchants, messengers and travelers from China, the Middle East and Europe used the system. Genghis Khan also created a national seal, encouraged the use of a written alphabet in Mongolia, and exempted teachers, lawyers, and artists from taxes, although taxes were heavy on all other subjects of the empire.

At the same time, any resistance to Mongol rule was met with massive collective punishment. Cities were destroyed and their inhabitants slaughtered if they defied Mongol orders.

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The last sight many of GK's enemies ever saw

By 1227, Khan had conquered much of Central Asia and made incursions into Eastern Europe, Persia, and India. His great empire stretched from central Russia down to the Aral Sea in the west, and from northern China down to Beijing in the east.

On August 18, 1227, while putting down a revolt in the kingdom of Xi Xia, Genghis Khan died. On his deathbed, he ordered that Xi Xia be wiped from the face of the earth. Obedient as always, Khan's successors leveled whole cities and towns, killing or enslaving all their inhabitants.

Obeying his order to keep his death secret, Genghis' heirs slaughtered anyone who set eyes on his funeral procession making its way back to Karakorum, the capital of the Mongol empire. Still bringing death as he had in life, many were killed before his corpse was buried in an unmarked grave. His final resting place remains a mystery.

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GK's empire at its zenith

The Mongol empire continued to grow after Genghis Khan's death, eventually encompassing most of inhabitable Eurasia. The empire disintegrated in the 14th century, but the rulers of many Asian states claimed descendant from Genghis Khan and his captains.

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They invented pretty good grub too. Try Mongolian BBQ. What's not to like? Meat and veggies cooked fast over intense heat with little grease.

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OU4LIFE
8/18/2006, 07:04 AM
I like this thread better than the other one.

Skysooner
8/18/2006, 07:06 AM
Never knew the total story. Great work.

TUSooner
8/18/2006, 07:19 AM
Never knew the total story. Great plagiarizing.
Fixed! ;)
Nice jorb, Homey. Mucho cool. 'Specially the pics and editorial comments. :D

Okla-homey
8/18/2006, 07:27 AM
Fixed! ;)
Nice jorb, Homey. Mucho cool. 'Specially the pics and editorial comments. :D

Hey, I've never claimed its anything more than a copy and paste job with pics. Since I'm well-paid by Phil for providing this daily service to the SF.com community, do you want me to start footnoting or sumthin?;) :D

TUSooner
8/18/2006, 07:31 AM
Hey, I've never claimed its anything more than a copy and paste job with pics. Since I'm well-paid by Phil for providing this daily service to the SF.com community, do you want me to start footnoting or sumthin?;) :D

Somebody once said of some of my work - It costs nothing, and it's worth it!

You're performing a brilliant and much needed public service. Carry on!

XingTheRubicon
8/18/2006, 07:43 AM
Who was the "Genghis Khan" type figure that died from overeating and partying too much on his wedding night? I thought it was GK, but now I think I mixed that up. Anyway, he killed a bunch of people (of course fighting over a chick) and when he finally got her back he ate, drank and screwed like John Daly at Sizzler and then he croaked with a smirk on his dead face.

Okla-homey
8/18/2006, 07:45 AM
Who was the "Genghis Khan" type figure that died from overeating and partying too much on his wedding night? I thought it was GK, but now I think I mixed that up. Anyway, he killed a bunch of people (of course fighting over a chick) and when he finally got her back he ate, drank and screwed like John Daly at Sizzler and then he croaked with a smirk on his dead face.

I think that's an old Mongol urban legend. Perhaps Snopes.com has something about it.

12
8/18/2006, 08:22 AM
I had a big bbq retort developing in my head while reading this interesting lesson. And then, right at the end, Col. Homey stole my thunder.

bri
8/18/2006, 09:10 AM
As mentioned, Genghis demonstrated a rather liberal and tolerant attitude to the beliefs of others, and never persecuted people on religious grounds. This proved to be good military strategy, as when he was at war with Sultan Muhammad of Khwarezm, other Islamic leaders did not join the fight against Genghis — it was instead seen as a non-holy war between two individuals.

How novel. :D


Throughout the empire, trade routes and an extensive postal system (yam) were created. Many merchants, messengers and travelers from China, the Middle East and Europe used the system. Genghis Khan also created a national seal, encouraged the use of a written alphabet in Mongolia, and exempted teachers, lawyers, and artists from taxes, although taxes were heavy on all other subjects of the empire.

GOD DAMN THOSE TAX-AND-SPEND MONGOL LIBZ, PROTECTING THE CULTURAL ELITE!!!! ;)

Okla-homey
8/18/2006, 09:26 AM
I can't believe no one picked up on this:


Throughout the empire, trade routes and an extensive postal system (yam) were created. Many merchants, messengers and travelers from China, the Middle East and Europe used the system

I'm thinking ol' GK would have picked :dean: as his Postmaster Genghis

Any subject of this Empire who fails to use ZIP+4 on correspondence will be beheaded, his woman raped and his children sold into slavery. -- Sincerely, Postmaster Genghis

12
8/18/2006, 10:30 AM
His final resting place remains a mystery.

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Okla-homey
8/18/2006, 10:34 AM
Can you imagine being such a scary guy that your henchmen would kill to make people believe you were still alive in order to keep folks in line?

OU4LIFE
8/18/2006, 10:45 AM
I can't believe no one picked up on this:



I'm thinking ol' GK would have picked :dean: as his Postmaster Khan

Any subject of this Empire who fails to use ZIP+4 on correspondence will be beheaded, his woman raped and his children sold into slavery. -- Sincerely, Postmaster Khan

fixed, it makes more sense that way. :D

TMcGee86
8/18/2006, 10:47 AM
Did anyone see the Discovery channel (i think) show about him.

It was actually really cool.

His brother turned on him and went out on his own, then two of his brother's men kidnapped his brother and brought him to Ghengis thinking they would be set for life for turning on him.

Ghengis immediately killed the two goons for being turn coats to his brother and then asked his brother to join him again.

His brother refused and only asked that he not shed any blood in his death.

Ghengis complied and had his back broke as a sign of respect. :eek:

They also said that it is alleged that 1 in 200 guys today can trace their roots to GK because of all the tail he got by raiding villages. :hot:

Okla-homey
8/18/2006, 10:59 AM
They also said that it is alleged that 1 in 200 guys today can trace their roots to GK because of all the tail he got by raiding villages. :hot:

That can also be said of lots of NBA stars.;)

bri
8/18/2006, 11:33 AM
Shaun Kemp was Mongorian? Who knew?

KC//CRIMSON
8/18/2006, 11:39 AM
They put creatures in our ears!

Okla-homey
8/18/2006, 02:42 PM
Who was the "Genghis Khan" type figure that died from overeating and partying too much on his wedding night? I thought it was GK, but now I think I mixed that up. Anyway, he killed a bunch of people (of course fighting over a chick) and when he finally got her back he ate, drank and screwed like John Daly at Sizzler and then he croaked with a smirk on his dead face.

It hit me while I was out running. You're thinking about Atilla the Hun. He allegedly died that way. You just had your savage medieval warrior emperors mixed up.