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OU4LIFE
8/17/2006, 02:43 PM
It's my mom's birthday, and I told you to send her an e-mail for her birthday.

You people better get with it.

[email protected]

I'm counting on you to be your usual stupid selves.....now get to it.
SicEmBaylor
8/17/2006, 02:45 PM
Your mom's email is twister? Does that refer to a talent of hers or a reference to the state's weather? If the former then please advise and I'll send my birthday greeting out right away.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
8/17/2006, 02:46 PM
Who you callin' a "moran"?
mdklatt
8/17/2006, 02:50 PM
Does gmail have a profanity filter?
LoyalFan
8/17/2006, 02:54 PM
Done! Ya' think she'll like the pic of my willy with a *tiny OU helmet on?
Even has the face guard...safe sex, y' know?

LF

* Not all THAT tiny!
OU4LIFE
8/17/2006, 03:03 PM
I set that e-mail up for her this morning, her other e-mail is twister....cause she's crazy....but twister was already taken on gmail...so I just added the 100.

Some dumb azz actually asked me if it was a radio station.....I didn't even think about that, but no....it's not a joke, or a scam....it's for reals.
SicEmBaylor
8/17/2006, 03:07 PM
I set that e-mail up for her this morning, her other e-mail is twister....cause she's crazy....but twister was already taken on gmail...so I just added the 100.

Some dumb azz actually asked me if it was a radio station.....I didn't even think about that, but no....it's not a joke, or a scam....it's for reals.

Well, I sent it.
OU4LIFE
8/17/2006, 03:09 PM
You're safe...I promise.

I'm sure I will get an e-mail from her in the morning wondering what in the hell I did, or what's wrong with those people...

make me prouds ya'll.
sanantoniosooner
8/17/2006, 03:30 PM
Done! Ya' think she'll like the pic of my willy with a *tiny OU helmet on?
Even has the face guard...safe sex, y' know?

LF

* Not all THAT tiny!
I figured you'd be old school...........leather.
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/17/2006, 03:36 PM
http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00506/moran-versjoner_506204e.jpg

I thought this thread was going to be about Josie Moran!!
OU4LIFE
8/17/2006, 03:37 PM
IBTL
Howzit
8/17/2006, 04:24 PM
Did she get my email? I don't think so 'cause she hasn't called yet.
walkoffsooner
8/17/2006, 04:36 PM
I sent one.
pb4ou
8/17/2006, 04:46 PM
What's this got to do with your hole in one?
IB4OU2
8/17/2006, 04:53 PM
She said since you left home the Kirby's not been clogged once and she loves you for that......
GottaHavePride
8/17/2006, 05:03 PM
http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00506/moran-versjoner_506204e.jpg

I thought this thread was going to be about Josie Moran!!

Rawr.
fadada1
8/17/2006, 05:25 PM
http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00506/moran-versjoner_506204e.jpg

I thought this thread was going to be about Josie Moran!!
my favorite model in the whole wide world.

happy b-day 4LIFE's mom.

holes-in-one are over-rated!!!!
proud gonzo
8/17/2006, 05:48 PM
has she heard about snakes on a plane?
OUHOMER
8/17/2006, 06:13 PM
I sent her a Happy Birthday email, I also included a picture from our last birthday party..:D :D
OU4LIFE
8/18/2006, 05:38 AM
What's this got to do with your hole in one?

I try not to insert that into a thread too early. It's like wine...you have to introduce it at the right time.

Unless, of course, you can make it such a huge deal that other people start inserting it FOR you....THEN you know you've done something.

awwwww yeeeaaahhhh.
OU4LIFE
8/18/2006, 06:05 AM
Oh, and thanks to those of you that sent Birthday wishes to my poor mother.

It lifted her spirits to know they type of people I consort and conspire with.

To those of you that didn't send her wishes, welcome to "the list".
Mixer!
8/18/2006, 06:43 AM
eh, I sent her belated happy birthday wishes because that's how I roll.
OUHOMER
8/18/2006, 04:29 PM
how many did she get????
proud gonzo
8/18/2006, 04:59 PM
hey, i sent her a happy birthday email and even included my avatar (hehehe)
GHP got an email back from her.
I didn't get an email back and I was very sad. :(
SicEmBaylor
8/18/2006, 05:14 PM
I didn't get an e-mail back either; apparently, my way with women is cross-generational.
OU4LIFE
8/21/2006, 10:32 AM
Thanks very much to all those of you that helped make mom's day a little brighter and make her realize that i'm not nearly as much a freak as most of YOU are. ;)

To those that didn't help out....welcome to my list.
Partial Qualifier
8/21/2006, 10:36 AM
I got an email back; it was pretty funny.
She's about had it with you, btw ;)
Howzit
8/21/2006, 10:38 AM
I sent mine today.

You're welcome.
OU4LIFE
8/21/2006, 10:42 AM
I think I will thank some of you again the day after tomorrow.

and sentence the rest of you to my list.

She got about 12.
VeeJay
8/21/2006, 10:48 AM
http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00506/moran-versjoner_506204e.jpg

That's OU4LIFE's mom?

Wow!
SicEmBaylor
8/21/2006, 11:29 AM
Okay, I got an e-mail back. Your mom is a lovely lady and officially "off notice."
OU4LIFE
8/21/2006, 11:34 AM
heh
IB4OU2
8/21/2006, 11:52 AM
I sent her an email and sweet message back.....
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/21/2006, 12:01 PM
She replied to me, too.

And I know why you didn't get anything for your birthday, you sicko.
OUinFLA
8/21/2006, 05:12 PM
I always wanted to be on a list.
I would have sent her a hole in one, but I dont know enough about how to send one in an email.
OUHOMER
8/21/2006, 05:36 PM
She also sent me back an email, And belated Happy Birthday to you OU4LIFE.

She also liked the picture i sent her of our last birthday party. If i could remember how to post it I would, but i dont.:(
OUinFLA
8/21/2006, 08:59 PM
OU4LIFE? You look much older than that on the forum.
Too bad she thinks you have wasted so much in your life.
Nice response though, too bad it didnt get passed on in the genes.
:D

p.s. does she know you shot a hole in one?
seems like she would have mentioned that.
OU4LIFE
8/22/2006, 06:18 AM
She replied to me, too.

And I know why you didn't get anything for your birthday, you sicko.

Lies. all of them.

I got lots for my birthday. Including a nice new OU shirt that says Welcome to MY house.

so mlah. You're just mad cause mom always liked me best.
Howzit
8/22/2006, 06:39 AM
She responded to me.

And it's YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!!! WE'RE GOING STEADY!!!1
Mixer!
8/22/2006, 11:04 PM
She sent me a very nice e-mail reply, and said I should wish her son Tiny a Happy Birthday on (this past) Sunday, so Happy Birthday to him (whoever he may be). ;)
OU4LIFE
8/23/2006, 05:27 AM
you guys....

are mental. every. last. one. of. you.

God I love it here.
Howzit
8/23/2006, 07:04 AM
did she tell you i emailed her back looking for your bed-wetting stories to post on the board?
OU4LIFE
8/23/2006, 07:47 AM
all you had to do was ask ME for them.

you magnificent bastard.
OUinFLA
8/23/2006, 08:34 AM
She and I are about the same age.
I wonder if we dated?

Oh My !!!!!!!!!