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Widescreen
8/17/2006, 01:41 PM
Just got a weddin' invite that actually includes the following instructions:

"PLEASE NOTE: There is NO SMOKING on the church PREMISES! The church fine is $50!"

I think it says something about the expected guests that they felt the need to include that reminder. I'm kind of surprised they didn't warn people that there'd be no meth cookin' during the ceremony.

proud gonzo
8/17/2006, 01:50 PM
heh

salth2o
8/17/2006, 01:57 PM
sweet!

LilSooner
8/17/2006, 01:59 PM
My mom went to a wedding once where they served homemade sandplum wine out of a clorox bottle, also they bride came down the isle ridding a shetland pony.

toast
8/17/2006, 02:13 PM
My mom went to a wedding once where they served homemade sandplum wine out of a clorox bottle, also they bride came down the isle ridding a shetland pony.


aka the typical Arkansas bachelor party

OU4LIFE
8/17/2006, 02:18 PM
it don't say nuthin' bout dipping or chew though....so it'll be all right.

walkoffsooner
8/17/2006, 02:21 PM
I went to one once and the groom rolled the bride down the aile in a wheelbarrow. I said what a bunch of hillbillys. Now he is chief engineer at Texas Instruments. Go figure.