Banana guard

[BigRedJed]

While looking for pics for the sock thread, I found this amazing device (http://www.velotique.com/BananaG.htm). All I can say is that it's about time someone invented this. I'm not sure how I've gotten by for so long without it.

http://www.velotique.com/images/banana1.jpg


http://www.velotique.com/images/banana2.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

IBTD

[mdklatt]

:pop:

[BigRedJed]

I'm confused. Isn't everything made in the orient?

[TheHumanAlphabet]

http://www.velotique.com/images/banana1.jpg


http://www.velotique.com/images/banana2.jpg

There are SOOOO many possibilities...:eek:

[BigRedJed]

All I know is that much of my time in the past has been spent looking for a place to put a banana. This might be the happiest day of my life.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Neat. A sexual device that doubles as a boomerang.

[Mixer!]

Neat. A chastity device that doubles as a boomerang.
:eek:

[colleyvillesooner]

All I know is that much of my time in the past has been spent looking for a place to put a banana. This might be the happiest day of my life.

T. M. I.

[BigRedJed]

The only thing I'm concerned about is the curvature. It says it fits 95% of bananas. But what if your banana don't have the same curvature as the next guy's? Or, for that matter, if it's oversized? It doesn't seem fair that you should be excluded from this wonderful product just because your banana's a little different than most.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

While looking for pics for the sock thread, I found this amazing device (http://www.velotique.com/BananaG.htm). All I can say is that it's about time someone invented this. I'm not sure how I've gotten by for so long without it.

http://www.velotique.com/images/banana1.jpg


http://www.velotique.com/images/banana2.jpgOh. My.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Originally Posted by BigRedJed
It doesn't seem fair that you should be excluded from this wonderful product just because your banana's a little more disfigured and bruised than most.

The Banana Guard does not discriminate!

[Sooner_Bob]

What exactly does your banana need guarding from?

[walkoffsooner]

What exactly does your banana need guarding from? Watermelons

[1stTimeCaller]

can you buy a clip to attach that to a belt? In case you want to take tha banana with you jogging or something like that.

[Pricetag]

They ought to make one of those that keeps the smell in. I hate when my entire lunch ends up tasting like it.

[walkoffsooner]

can you buy a clip to attach that to a belt? In case you want to take tha banana with you jogging or something like that.
Carry it in your jock strap.

[NormanPride]

Carry it in your jock strap.

That kind of defeats the purpose, yanno?

[Czar Soonerov]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c312/bubbadale/TS1149736485077_jeanstotight.jpg

[Oldnslo]

Seems like a poor design for every man not named "John Bobbit".

[colleyvillesooner]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c312/bubbadale/TS1149736485077_jeanstotight.jpg

That pic is hilarious!!

I mean, what in the world is that guy in the Bulls jersey looking at?!?

[Soonrboy]

I have learned that this phenomenon is called a vpl...visible penis line. I'm not making this up.

[frankensooner]

Seems like a poor design for every man not named "John Bobbit".
I guess you have never heard of peyronnies.

[mdklatt]

can you buy a clip to attach that to a belt? In case you want to take tha banana with you jogging or something like that.

Jogging can bruise bananas and especially berries.

[sooneron]

I like the fact it's "breathable". You don't want your banana getting all clammy.