Doctor humor

[OUDoc]

True story.
A patient just came in to the office. He's having an outbreak of genital herpes. My nurse puts the patient's complaints on the chart before I go in the room. It said "herpes outbreak, needs his Valtrex (anti-viral medicine for herpes) and an ED medication (Viagra, etc.)". I went in the room and joked that we should probably hold off on the Viagra while he has an outbreak of genital herpes. He looked at me confused and said "Viagra? I don't need that, I need my 'crazy pills' (his Lexapro-an antidepressant)." Okay.
I came out of the room and told my nurse, "Thanks for making me look stupid, he didn't need any Viagra."
She said, "Oh, he said he needed his 'nut pills', I assumed he wanted Viagra." :texan:

[OCUDad]

He's having an outbreak of gental herpes.Is that better than crual herpes? :D

[Okla-homey]

True story.
A patient just came in to the office. He's having an outbreak of gental herpes. My nurse puts the patient's complaints on the chart before I go in the room. It said "herpes outbreak, needs his Valtrex (anti-viral medicine for herpes) and an ED medication (Viagra, etc.)". I went in the room and joked that we should probably hold off on the Viagra while he has an outbreak of genital herpes. He looked at me confused and said "Viagra? I don't need that, I need my 'crazy pills' (his Lexapro-an antidepressant)." Okay.
I came out of the room and told my nurse, "Thanks for making me look stupid, he didn't need any Viagra."
She said, "Oh, he said he needed his 'nut pills', I assumed he wanted Viagra." :texan:

Approach me at a tailgate and allow me to wax forth on a guy (nameless) in (nameless) who assploded hisself while smoking without removing his nasal cannula attached to his home O2 tank.

[BoogercountySooner]

You didn't say VVVVViagra OUDDDDoc! What a shock!


Funny Story!

[Mjcpr]

So the whole patient-Dr confidentiality thing, that's just for the radical Dr's, right?

:D

[crawfish]

So the whole patient-Dr confidentiality thing, that's just for the radical Dr's, right?

:D

HIPPA is just a suggestion. :D

[OUDoc]

So the whole patient-Dr confidentiality thing, that's just for the radical Dr's, right?

:D
Do you know who the patient is? NO! :)

[BoogercountySooner]

So the whole patient-Dr confidentiality thing, that's just for the radical Dr's, right?

:D

Nutsack Pat has trouble with reading comprehension Doc be nice!:)

[1stTimeCaller]

Do you know who the patient is? NO! :)

You forgot that Howzit said that he had to go to the Doctor's office this morning.

[OUDoc]

You forgot that Howzit said that he had to go to the Doctor's office this morning.
Okay. Now it's a HIPPA violation. :(

[LilSooner]

I heard some good ones yesterday in a nurses lounge at a pretty large hospital. The doc's and nurses were regailing in stories about the weirdest things that they had to remove for people's rectums.

Funniest stories were the golf ball and the remote control.

This is a family board so I won't tell you the golf ball but it's pretty damn funny.

[Osce0la]

True story.
A patient just came in to the office. He's having an outbreak of genital herpes. My nurse puts the patient's complaints on the chart before I go in the room. It said "herpes outbreak, needs his Valtrex (anti-viral medicine for herpes) and an ED medication (Viagra, etc.)". I went in the room and joked that we should probably hold off on the Viagra while he has an outbreak of genital herpes. He looked at me confused and said "Viagra? I don't need that, I need my 'crazy pills' (his Lexapro-an antidepressant)." Okay.
I came out of the room and told my nurse, "Thanks for making me look stupid, he didn't need any Viagra."
She said, "Oh, he said he needed his 'nut pills', I assumed he wanted Viagra." :texan:
I don't get it :confused:

Maybe I shoulda gone to med school...

[Osce0la]

I heard some good ones yesterday in a nurses lounge at a pretty large hospital. The doc's and nurses were regailing in stories about the weirdest things that they had to remove for people's rectums.

Funniest stories were the golf ball and the remote control.

This is a family board so I won't tell you the golf ball but it's pretty damn funny.
I heard on the radio one day a while back that a guy had gotten a cell phone stuck in his a**...They were joking about what he had to tell people as to the reason why he didn't answer their call...

Then they said "I wonder if he had the phone on vibrate?"

[crawfish]

I heard some good ones yesterday in a nurses lounge at a pretty large hospital. The doc's and nurses were regailing in stories about the weirdest things that they had to remove for people's rectums.

Funniest stories were the golf ball and the remote control.

This is a family board so I won't tell you the golf ball but it's pretty damn funny.

My college roommate spent a semester following doctors around at Norman Hospital. He told some unbelievable stories during his week in the ER...like the guy who came in wearing just a trench coat and when he opened it up a vaccuum hose was stuck fast to a body member. :D

[crawfish]

I heard some good ones yesterday in a nurses lounge at a pretty large hospital. The doc's and nurses were regailing in stories about the weirdest things that they had to remove for people's rectums.

Funniest stories were the golf ball and the remote control.

This is a family board so I won't tell you the golf ball but it's pretty damn funny.

Rectum? Nearly killed 'em!

Sorry, had to post that. :O

[SicEmBaylor]

Heh,
Okay, a few months ago this guy comes into my dad's office with his wife wanting viagra. He prescribes it and typically he'll say something along the lines of, "call me if anything goes wrong." Without thinking though he yells down the hall at this guy, "call me if anything comes up!" They both stop in their tracks and the woman turns to him and says, "we'll call you if it doesn't!"

[LoyalFan]

Onee upon a time, in a place far away, I had a pet bird. Poor bastage was diagnosed with Chirpes!

Sorry, so terribly, terribly sorry.

LF
In fetal position, in my fishing tackle closet, muttering, crying, and gorging on
Berkley Power Worms (7", Watermelon/Black flake).