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TexasLidig8r
8/17/2006, 09:41 AM
Where's the PGA, as the last major of the year thread?

Jeez..

http://www.pga.com/pgachampionship/2006/scoring/index1.html

oh.. Tiger.. even through 4.

Boomer.....
8/17/2006, 09:43 AM
Everyone already knows who will win.

TexasLidig8r
8/17/2006, 09:45 AM
Everyone already knows who will win.

Michelle Wie?

Oh wait... she will never be able to win because Orientals can't drive....

ba da boom... :D

colleyvillesooner
8/17/2006, 09:53 AM
HI OH!

1stTimeCaller
8/17/2006, 09:53 AM
try the veal!

Mjcpr
8/17/2006, 09:56 AM
Everyone already knows who will win.

Dicky Pride?

sooneron
8/17/2006, 09:56 AM
He'll be here all week!






and unfortunately long after that.

colleyvillesooner
8/17/2006, 10:29 AM
Tiger now -2 through 6.

GDC
8/17/2006, 10:46 AM
He'll be here all week!






and unfortunately long after that.

Yes, unfortunately.

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 11:09 AM
Phil & Tiger both -2 through 9.

1stTimeCaller
8/17/2006, 11:10 AM
has anyone hit a hole-in-one yet? I know a guy that hit one with a 6 iron from 186 away. It left the tee, went striaght at the pin, made one hop and rolled into the cup.

OUBabe
8/17/2006, 11:13 AM
My brother in law hasn't teed off yet.....

Boomer.....
8/17/2006, 11:52 AM
My brother in law hasn't teed off yet.....
:confused:

GDC
8/17/2006, 12:26 PM
My brother in law hasn't teed off yet.....

My cousin makes the clubs for the best golfers out there....

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 12:52 PM
Mayfair leads at -6 thru 12
Andrade in at -5
Tiger & Phil still at -2 thru 15.

Boomer.....
8/17/2006, 01:04 PM
Tiger and Phil now at three under :pop:

sooneron
8/17/2006, 01:07 PM
This simulcast via pipeline on pga.com is saweet. They have live cam coverage of phil, eldrick and jeff.

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 01:17 PM
They have live cam coverage of phil, eldrick and jeff.

Jeff Maggert?

1stTimeCaller
8/17/2006, 01:17 PM
who won?

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 01:19 PM
who won?

when will you learn?!

They have to finish playing TODAY before we will know.

1stTimeCaller
8/17/2006, 01:22 PM
are they done yet?

has anyone hit a hole-in-one?

TIA

Boomer.....
8/17/2006, 01:24 PM
Jeff Maggert?

Ogilvy.

BTW all 3 finish with a 69 -3.

The simulcast is bad ace!

tbl
8/17/2006, 02:04 PM
If they can't hit a hole in one, they scku.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 02:06 PM
DL III -4 after 5, and throwing darts at the hole. seems this is a good set up for DL's length off the tee and putter.

course looks like the outfield at Fenway Park....i'm sure all the green grass and trees faction are happy. :D

Lefty playing his two driver system....he said.

Mjcpr
8/17/2006, 02:09 PM
course looks like the outfield at Fenway Park....i'm sure all the green grass and trees faction are happy. :D

We are.

If I wanted to see dust and dead grass fly when the ball landed, I'd just go play my lake course. :D

IB4OU2
8/17/2006, 02:11 PM
We are.

If I wanted to see dust and dead grass fly when the ball landed, I'd just go play my lake course. :D

or "The Woods" course in beautiful Coweta Ok. :D

Mjcpr
8/17/2006, 02:16 PM
or "The Woods" course in beautiful Coweta Ok. :D

That course gets far more water on it than the one I play at Tenkiller.

:D

colleyvillesooner
8/17/2006, 02:30 PM
Lefty playing his two driver system....he said.

Is that where one goes off a beer tent, and the other hits a tree?

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 02:37 PM
Is that where one goes off a beer tent, and the other hits a tree?

heh. the beer tent one is the cut driver with the face open about 30 degrees.

i don't remember much of the 99 PGA, but i don't remember seeing a course hosting a major event that looks as flat as Medinah. esp. the greens and fairways. TV makes everything look flat but even the long camera shots back down holes it's just flat. bunkers are pretty shallow, too.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 02:38 PM
DL -6 through 7. i wonder what that's like?

sooneron
8/17/2006, 02:39 PM
heh. the beer tent one is the cut driver with the face open about 30 degrees.

i don't remember much of the 99 PGA, but i don't remember seeing a course hosting a major event that looks as flat as Medinah. esp. the greens and fairways. TV makes everything look flat but even the long camera shots back down holes it's just flat. bunkers are pretty shallow, too.
I was thinking the same thing - it looks totally uninspired. It looks like Bear Creek in Houston.

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 03:11 PM
course looks like the outfield at Fenway Park....i'm sure all the green grass and trees faction are happy. :D

happy here as well. :)

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 03:16 PM
They have live cam coverage of phil, eldrick and jeff.


Jeff Maggert?


Ogilvy.

Oh - in that case it's Geoff. ;)

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 03:24 PM
DL -6 through 7. i wonder what that's like?

Oh - it's really not that big of a deal. :O

I was once -3 through 2, and I'm not very good. If DL is anything like me, he'll have it back over par in no time.

Boomer.....
8/17/2006, 03:40 PM
Oh - it's really not that big of a deal. :O

I was once -3 through 2, and I'm not very good. If DL is anything like me, he'll have it back over par in no time.

Give him time and he will puke away the lead. Trust me. ;)

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 04:00 PM
man, sergio hits some tentative, ugly looking putts.

Boomer.....
8/17/2006, 04:12 PM
man, sergio hits some tentative, ugly looking putts.

Until Sunday

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 04:19 PM
Until Sunday

when he grabs his ankles if Eldrick is within a 1/2 mile.

Boomer.....
8/17/2006, 04:28 PM
when he grabs his ankles if Eldrick is within a 1/2 mile.

While wearing his all yellow jump suit.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 04:31 PM
While wearing his all yellow jump suit.

i think he signed a 1-day contract with Gulden's spicy brown mustard that day.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 05:14 PM
Davis working at least double here: whiffs a flop shot in the thick stuff (real tough shot), and then chunks it into the bunker. deece bunker shot with a 8-10 footer for double.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 05:18 PM
missed it. DL makes 6 on the par 3 (14th or 15th?).

sooneron
8/17/2006, 05:26 PM
Can anyone spare 500K for my golf membership?, cuz this place is the ****ing shiznit!

http://libertynationalgc.com/

fadada1
8/17/2006, 05:28 PM
Can anyone spare 500K for my golf membership?, cuz this place is the ****ing shiznit!

http://libertynationalgc.com/
was looking at that the other day.

WOW... and, WOW!!!!!

wonder what they charge for a sleeve of pro-v's.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 05:29 PM
that's Trump's baby isn't it?

fadada1
8/17/2006, 05:31 PM
that's Trump's baby isn't it?
too high class for trump.

not sure, really.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 05:36 PM
too high class for trump.

not sure, really.

i think you are right. Trump National is what i may have been thinking of....another build the best golf course $$$ can buy project. Bob Cupp though at Liberty is the guy responsible for the Jimmie Austin re-design.

if it were me: i'd rather go Ballyneal or Sand Hills.

http://www.ballyneal.com/

http://www.golfclubatlas.com/sandhills1.html

Newbomb Turk
8/17/2006, 05:57 PM
if it were me: i'd rather go Ballyneal or Sand Hills.


you really do hate trees. ;)

VeeJay
8/17/2006, 05:58 PM
Who whiffed it? I don't think I've ever seen that before. Saw the replay on TV, but didn't know who it was. That cat will be tossing and turning tonight in the bed. Is that a penalty stroke?

That's like a bowler throwing a gutter ball, a cyclist falling off the seat and racking his nuts on the bar, etc. Just ain't supposed to happen!

VeeJay
8/17/2006, 05:59 PM
I realize I just said "bed, stroke, and nuts" in the same post.

Heh.

King Crimson
8/17/2006, 06:03 PM
Who whiffed it? I don't think I've ever seen that before. Saw the replay on TV, but didn't know who it was. That cat will be tossing and turning tonight in the bed. Is that a penalty stroke?

That's like a bowler throwing a gutter ball, a cyclist falling off the seat and racking his nuts on the bar, etc. Just ain't supposed to happen!

Davis Love III.

StoopTroup
8/18/2006, 12:52 AM
Damn...

I left for work today after Phil, TW and Ogilvey finished the 9th hole.

I turned on the VCR to record before leaving.

This thread just reminded me I have something to watch. :(

sooneron
8/18/2006, 09:16 AM
i think you are right. Trump National is what i may have been thinking of....another build the best golf course $$$ can buy project. Bob Cupp though at Liberty is the guy responsible for the Jimmie Austin re-design.

if it were me: i'd rather go Ballyneal or Sand Hills.

http://www.ballyneal.com/

http://www.golfclubatlas.com/sandhills1.html
It's the baby of Bob Kraft and Rudy Giuliani.

sooneron
8/18/2006, 10:16 AM
Davis Love III.
You would like this one. I'm thinking about playing a round there next month.

http://www.scotlandrun.com/

1stTimeCaller
8/18/2006, 10:20 AM
who won the game yesterday?

TexasLidig8r
8/18/2006, 10:37 AM
who won the game yesterday?

Bonnie Bishop..

I rewarded her all night long too! :D

OU4LIFE
8/18/2006, 11:11 AM
catfight in 5....4.....3.....

1stTimeCaller
8/18/2006, 11:20 AM
I'm gonna cut somebody.

could someone shave Hairy first, I don't want to dull my blade.

KC//CRIMSON
8/18/2006, 11:22 AM
Damn...

I left for work today after Phil, TW and Ogilvey finished the 9th hole.

I turned on the VCR to record before leaving.

This thread just reminded me I have something to watch. :(


VCR?

you poor bastard.

Mjcpr
8/18/2006, 11:30 AM
Looks like the Swedes are taking names today.

Newbomb Turk
8/18/2006, 11:31 AM
Looks like the Swedes are taking names today.

then they should take the name "Tiger Woods".

Fugue
8/18/2006, 11:36 AM
Looks like the Swedes are taking names today.


must be outta gum.

Mjcpr
8/18/2006, 12:53 PM
must be outta gum.

Oh yeah, they're ALL outta gum, mister.

Fugue
8/18/2006, 02:01 PM
ferocious name takers

Mjcpr
8/18/2006, 02:03 PM
ferocious name takers

Sweden's neutrality means nothing to them.

Fugue
8/18/2006, 02:05 PM
Sweden's neutrality means nothing to them.

Do Swedes even chew gum or do they just start taking names right outta the gate?

Mjcpr
8/18/2006, 02:06 PM
Do Swedes even chew gum or do they just start taking names right outta the gate?

They usually at least have a partial list as they pass the labia.

Fugue
8/18/2006, 02:08 PM
They usually at least have a partial list as they pass the labia.


:D

sooneron
8/18/2006, 02:13 PM
Run Luke RUN!!!

The Maestro
8/18/2006, 02:53 PM
So who are the geniuses at pga.com that figured we would rather watch Lucas Glover, Robert Allenby and Trevor Immelman than Tiger, Phil and Ogilvy? WTF?!?! I was looking forward to wasting my Friday afternoon at work watching them and...instead...I get Robert Freaking Allenby?!?!

Unbelievable!

ousoonerfan
8/18/2006, 02:55 PM
So who are the geniuses at pga.com that figured we would rather watch Lucas Glover, Robert Allenby and Trevor Immelman than Tiger, Phil and Ogilvy? WTF?!?! I was looking forward to wasting my Friday afternoon at work watching them and...instead...I get Robert Freaking Allenby?!?!

Unbelievable!

I got the Michelson/Woods/Ogilvy group. Great way to kill a Friday at work. By the way, they aren't lighting it up today.

colleyvillesooner
8/18/2006, 03:01 PM
Tiger birdies to go to -4.

1stTimeCaller
8/18/2006, 03:02 PM
who won the game today?

TexasLidig8r
8/18/2006, 03:03 PM
who won the game today?

See Post # 56..

Sorry 1Timer.. I just had to.... again.

1stTimeCaller
8/18/2006, 03:06 PM
See Post # 56..

Sorry 1Timer.. I just had to.... again.

hey, you wanna come over to Ft. Worth tonight and listen to her play at her boyfriend's birthday party?

6th Street Grill. she plays from 9:30 to 11pm

The Maestro
8/18/2006, 03:22 PM
Fixed it...thanks!

TexasLidig8r
8/18/2006, 03:46 PM
hey, you wanna come over to Ft. Worth tonight and listen to her play at her boyfriend's birthday party?

6th Street Grill. she plays from 9:30 to 11pm

Moo-utopia?

No can do tonite.. If I could, would I have to take out her boyfriend to pave the road for you?

but.. maybe Adair's manana though.

When's her next gig in Dallas?

Stanley1
8/18/2006, 03:52 PM
hey, you wanna come over to Ft. Worth tonight and listen to her play at her boyfriend's birthday party?

6th Street Grill. she plays from 9:30 to 11pm

No. :D

GDC
8/18/2006, 03:53 PM
A Sooner fan needs to start a weekend PGA thread so we don't keep seeing a whorn's name everytime this one bumped.

King Crimson
8/18/2006, 04:16 PM
I nominate Todd Hamilton. he won't be busy tomorrow. ;)

TexasLidig8r
8/18/2006, 04:19 PM
A Sooner fan needs to start a weekend PGA thread so we don't keep seeing a whorn's name everytime this one bumped.

But you love it when I post..

I am your Lex Luthor..

I am your Edmond Dantes...

I am your Jean Valjean...

As an aside.. Eldrick is 5 under for the tourney.. and Ogilvy is at 7 under... watch out for him.

Stanley1
8/19/2006, 01:35 PM
Course is playing WAY too easy, especially the greens. Guys are can take a run at just about every putt they take. Can't remember the last time I've seen so many lengthy putts made.