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BoogercountySooner
8/16/2006, 05:14 PM
Boudreaux the Baptist

Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central
Louisiana,
was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist,
living in
South Louisiana.

Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were
Catholic...
and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
Fridays. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem
for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux
convert to Catholicism.

After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass...
and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were
born a
Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed
into
Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he
stopped
in amazement and watched.

There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle
of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and
chanted:

"You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a
catfish."

:D :D

Okla-homey
8/16/2006, 07:12 PM
Boudreaux the Baptist

Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central
Louisiana,
was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist,
living in
South Louisiana.

Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were
Catholic...
and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on
Fridays. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem
for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux
convert to Catholicism.

After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass...
and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were
born a
Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed
into
Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he
stopped
in amazement and watched.

There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle
of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and
chanted:

"You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a
catfish."

:D :D

Don't you just love tribal taboos like "no meat during Lent" and other quaint yet completely un-scriptural Catholic dogma cooked up by a bunch of guys in Rome completely insulated from reality?;)

almost as amusing as marriage advice and/or contraception bans from a guy with a Roman collar or pointy hat who has never been married.

I liked the French folks I knew when I was a college kid in Charleston SC. They were descended from French Protestants (a/k/a "Huegenots") who had to bail from France in the 16th century because some "inquisitor" was gonna shove a red-hot poker up their pooper if they didn't kiss some bishop's ring or something.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2693/yy371charleston2004heugenotpk6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
First Heugenot Church, Charlietowne SC -- note the absence of "popery." To date, no aggrieved altar boy lawsuits either