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Petro-Sooner
8/16/2006, 04:06 PM
Thanks to Stoops the Eternal Pimp for the following.


Today I am 30 or so i am told
i like wendy's but i hate the cold

Today I am 30 yes i am
on my special day i refuse to eat any spam

because i dont believe meat should come in a can
and if i did eat it i would be less than a man

it seems i should know more maybe be a bit smarter
I had a conversation today with a woman who is a farter

Today I am 30 its not that great
because i dont get any special discout rate

no AARP no 15 percent off
When your belly is this fat it seems so soft

I am considered a genius after an I Q test
but I enjoy mild retardation at its very best

Today I am 30 I have lost all my hair
but I m not too old for sexy underwear

I will wrap this up because I am 30 today
I am old now and cant think of anything to say

sooneron
8/16/2006, 04:21 PM
I thought 30 was the new 23.

crawfish
8/16/2006, 04:21 PM
I found something to cure my turned-30 blues:

I turned 40. :(

Petro-Sooner
8/16/2006, 04:23 PM
So there is life after 30? This growing up stuff sucks :D :D :D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/16/2006, 04:46 PM
No wonder you go to bed so damn early.

BoogercountySooner
8/16/2006, 04:50 PM
You better quit what your doin now before ya get the Carpel Tunnell!:)