Petro-Sooner
8/16/2006, 04:06 PM
Thanks to Stoops the Eternal Pimp for the following.
Today I am 30 or so i am told
i like wendy's but i hate the cold
Today I am 30 yes i am
on my special day i refuse to eat any spam
because i dont believe meat should come in a can
and if i did eat it i would be less than a man
it seems i should know more maybe be a bit smarter
I had a conversation today with a woman who is a farter
Today I am 30 its not that great
because i dont get any special discout rate
no AARP no 15 percent off
When your belly is this fat it seems so soft
I am considered a genius after an I Q test
but I enjoy mild retardation at its very best
Today I am 30 I have lost all my hair
but I m not too old for sexy underwear
I will wrap this up because I am 30 today
I am old now and cant think of anything to say
Today I am 30 or so i am told
i like wendy's but i hate the cold
Today I am 30 yes i am
on my special day i refuse to eat any spam
because i dont believe meat should come in a can
and if i did eat it i would be less than a man
it seems i should know more maybe be a bit smarter
I had a conversation today with a woman who is a farter
Today I am 30 its not that great
because i dont get any special discout rate
no AARP no 15 percent off
When your belly is this fat it seems so soft
I am considered a genius after an I Q test
but I enjoy mild retardation at its very best
Today I am 30 I have lost all my hair
but I m not too old for sexy underwear
I will wrap this up because I am 30 today
I am old now and cant think of anything to say