jackietreehorn
8/16/2006, 04:06 PM
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas Longhorn fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans too.
Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception.
A little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd. The
teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an a Texas fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Oklahoma University - Boomer Sooner fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Janet why she is an Oklahoma fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Sooner fans, so I'm a Sooner fan too" she
responds.
The teacher is angry now. That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Texas fan."
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and now for the question- since we don't have anything worth talking about that we haven't been over 100 times-
so what i want i know is who is your favorite "under the radar" sooner of all time, and why? and by, "under the radar" i mean no AD, JW, teddy, rocky, etc. you get.
for instance, mine is ontei jones- when he ripped his helmet off at the texas game in 99 and his hair was dyed orange... he stole my heart. and he was undersized and would absolutely knock your jock off.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Texas fans too.
Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one
exception.
A little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd. The
teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an a Texas fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Oklahoma University - Boomer Sooner fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Janet why she is an Oklahoma fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Sooner fans, so I'm a Sooner fan too" she
responds.
The teacher is angry now. That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Texas fan."
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and now for the question- since we don't have anything worth talking about that we haven't been over 100 times-
so what i want i know is who is your favorite "under the radar" sooner of all time, and why? and by, "under the radar" i mean no AD, JW, teddy, rocky, etc. you get.
for instance, mine is ontei jones- when he ripped his helmet off at the texas game in 99 and his hair was dyed orange... he stole my heart. and he was undersized and would absolutely knock your jock off.