SCREW ALL Y'ALL

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm spraying laquer and high as a kite.

YEE HAW!!!!!!!!

[mdklatt]

:pop:

[sanantoniosooner]

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

[Okla-homey]

Jokes on you d00d, your keyboard is gonna be all sticky from wet lacquer!

[King Crimson]

Jokes on you d00d, your keyboard is gonna be all sticky from wet lacquer!

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[sanantoniosooner]

This is "water white sanding sealer" and I'm

a HUMMINGBIRD!!!!!

[King Crimson]

i bet if you got up on the roof and jumped you could fly.

[sanantoniosooner]

the computerscreen is too bright.

I have to read AROUND the posts......

[BudSooner]

the computerscreen is too bright.

I have to read AROUND the posts......

Uh, that thing called a mouse....is really a mouse. your welcome.:D

[walkoffsooner]

Enjoy! The headache afterward is a bitch.

[BoogercountySooner]

He thinks he's lookin at Pron!!

[sanantoniosooner]

Tomorrow........I will find out if I really DID barf my lunch in the trash can at the job site, or if I imagined it.

I'm not sure which I'm rooting for.

[olevetonahill]

When I was building in Elk City
I took my son to a job site . about 5 yrs old . On the way home I noticed he was acting stupid :eek: Figured out later it was the lacquer .
So that explaines your posts ! :D

[sanantoniosooner]

My area was NOT well ventilated.

I don't think it's ever hit me as hard as it did this afternoon.

When it gets to me, I start getting philosophical and sometimes depressed.....like everyones in on something to which I'm oblivious.

[Tailwind]

They are, you know.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm sober now.

You all aren't in on jack.

[Tailwind]

Oh, but we are. Heh, heh, heh.

[sanantoniosooner]

I won't fall for that...........





again...........

[Tailwind]

You got a headache yet?

[olevetonahill]

I won't fall for that...........





again...........
Yea but Who has your back ?

[sanantoniosooner]

no headache.

Just anxious to see what I left back at the site.

[Tailwind]

See, now if you were in on it, you would know. Heh, heh, heh.

[sanantoniosooner]

I still smell it. I don't think I've ever had it hang around this long.

For a guy who doesn't drink or do recreational drugs, this was as close to wasted as I'll ever be.

[Tailwind]

Boy, you must be pretty dehydrated if'n you never drink! :D

[sanantoniosooner]

I eat juicy foods.

[Tailwind]

juicy-fruit?

[olevetonahill]

I eat juicy booty when she lets me .

Fixed ;)

[Tailwind]

:eek: []\'123fjfhkety-(kitty seems th think the keyboard is her personal seat.)

[sanantoniosooner]

On an unrelated note......

My wife has started some serious snoring that is starting to disturb me.

Regularly.

[Tailwind]

Roll her off the bed.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm too nice to do that.

I'd rather make her miserable tomorrow.

[Tailwind]

Pour warm water between her legs and tell her she peed the bed.

[sanantoniosooner]

sounds like a lot of work

[Tailwind]

Ok, then just turn up the music and danced the blues away.

[sanantoniosooner]

do you have any suggestions the don't involve me getting up?

[Tailwind]

Internet porn. YWIA

[sanantoniosooner]

That would go good with some drinking and recreational drugs, wouldn't it?

[Tailwind]

I don't know, I have never had the need to look at net porn. But everything goes good with a little drinking. Rec drugs are just too expensive.

[sanantoniosooner]

So......are we going steady now?

[Tailwind]

Huh! You're a married type man. we can just be good friends. Duh.

[sanantoniosooner]

Do you snore? Cuz I like to keep options open.

[Tailwind]

Well, I have never heard myself snore, but some lying bastards say I do.

[frankensooner]

This little beauty has given my wife relief from my buzz-sawing:

http://www.snoreguard.com/

I still remove it from time to time at night and turn up the noise, but when it is in use, it works like a freakin charm.

[sanantoniosooner]

Tomorrow........I will find out if I really DID barf my lunch in the trash can at the job site, or if I imagined it.

I'm not sure which I'm rooting for.
Having arrived at the jobsite this morning, I found my workmanship from yesterday to be excellent and there was lasagna in the can where I vaguely remember heaving it.

[sanantoniosooner]

This little beauty has given my wife relief from my buzz-sawing:

http://www.snoreguard.com/

I still remove it from time to time at night and turn up the noise, but when it is in use, it works like a freakin charm.
http://www.snoreguard.com/snoreguard.jpg
Scary sight?