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bri
8/16/2006, 11:46 AM
This is f*cking WORK. I know your department does JACK SH*T day in and day out, but if you could at least TRY AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE AT A REAL F*CKING JOB and stop posing for pictures for your f*cking MySpace pages, that'd be F*CKING SUPER.

Signed,
The Guy Who's Trying To Do His F*cking Job But Can't Because A F*cking Camera Flash Keeps Going Off In His Eyes
soonerbrat
8/16/2006, 11:48 AM
someone's grouchy today.
BigRedJed
8/16/2006, 11:48 AM
You're just mad because you can't get a decent picture made for your MySpace profile, Horny McHornerston.
Sooner_Bob
8/16/2006, 11:48 AM
uh oh . . .


Say cheese!!!!
pgagolfpro77
8/16/2006, 11:53 AM
HAHA!

I, too, have a girl in the office next to mine that makes me want to choke the **** out of her on a daily basis.

Instead, I just go home, drink a bottle of Crown, and bitch about it to my girlfriend.
tbl
8/16/2006, 12:00 PM
What about the guy that posts on a messageboard all day? ;)
RacerX
8/16/2006, 12:51 PM
Remember when Brizilla worked at the health food place?

Good times.
OU4LIFE
8/16/2006, 12:56 PM
Remember when Brizilla worked at the health food place?

Good times.

I have this one brain cell that partially remembers what the hell you are talking about.
RacerX
8/16/2006, 12:57 PM
I'm not sure why I remember it, but I do.

My brain is a trap for useless knowledge.

I seem to remember that you made a whole in one.
BeetDigger
8/16/2006, 01:22 PM
If they were women and taking naked pictures, you wouldn't be complaining.
bri
8/16/2006, 01:25 PM
Actually, if the braying cow of a hulking she-lump in that cube pod was naked, the only reason I wouldn't be complaining would be because I couldn't stop projectile vomiting long enough to form actual words.

Gah.
Fish
8/16/2006, 01:32 PM
You're back at the Guide??!?:eek:
BeetDigger
8/16/2006, 01:33 PM
Actually, if the braying cow of a hulking she-lump in that cube pod was naked, the only reason I wouldn't be complaining would be because I couldn't stop projectile vomiting long enough to form actual words.

Gah.



I was really hoping that one of them was hawt. Another negative mark for Myspace, that is unless someone is looking to meet fat, lazy women.
bri
8/16/2006, 01:34 PM
Dude, this place makes me long for the heady days of the Guide, what with the free periodicals, complimentary fleece pullovers and completely bumbling and inept management. 'Cause, you know, at least we had the free magazines and a bar right next door.

Gah.
Fish
8/16/2006, 01:40 PM
the free stuff was cool, but I miss the paycheck!
OU4LIFE
8/16/2006, 01:43 PM
I'm not sure why I remember it, but I do.

My brain is a trap for useless knowledge.

I seem to remember that you made a whole in one.


something in that statement sounds familiar.

6 iron from 186
Beef
8/16/2006, 01:45 PM
I was really hoping that one of them was hawt. Another negative mark for Myspace, that is unless someone is looking to meet fat, lazy women.
They need lovin' too, dammit.
Oldnslo
8/16/2006, 01:51 PM
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
bri
8/16/2006, 02:06 PM
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Dude, how can I have a case of the Mondays if it's What's Your Problem Wednesday?

;)
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/16/2006, 02:09 PM
Put itchy powder in their chairs.

Then YOU start taking pictures. And then post them. Here.

Please?
bri
8/16/2006, 02:19 PM
Can I utilize throat-punching? It's been WAY too long since I've doled out a good throat punch. :D
bri
8/16/2006, 03:17 PM
THAT'S the beauty of throat-punching!
Sooner_Bob
8/16/2006, 03:25 PM
bri office linebacker
Oldnslo
8/16/2006, 03:54 PM
Dude, how can I have a case of the Mondays if it's What's Your Problem Wednesday?

;)
eek

Next you'll be signing your company up for Lunch with Dave & Nina at Abuellos. Fanboi!
GrapevineSooner
8/16/2006, 03:57 PM
Maybe if your company's IT department had the same policy as my IT department.

As in MySpace pages are blocked by the firewall.
bri
8/16/2006, 04:45 PM
eek

Next you'll be signing your company up for Lunch with Dave & Nina at Abuellos. Fanboi!

Heh.

Nah, something tells me that lunch with Dave & Nina probably isn't as much fun as drinking with just Nina. ;)
Oldnslo
8/16/2006, 05:01 PM
Heh.

Nah, something tells me that lunch with Dave & Nina probably isn't as much fun as drinking with just Nina. ;)
Dude. She just got married. Like, two weeks ago. Took everyone by surprise. For reals.
bri
8/16/2006, 06:12 PM
Cool.

I know the groom.
Stoop Dawg
8/16/2006, 06:52 PM
What about the guy that posts on a messageboard all day? ;)

You don't get 3,000+ posts in just a couple of months by hanging out on MySpace all day. Duh..... ;)
Okla-homey
8/16/2006, 07:39 PM
Dude. She just got married. Like, two weeks ago. Took everyone by surprise. For reals.

Is she hawt? seriously?

I've been trying to spy a pic of that Julie chick (celebrity news) on KMOD Phil and Brent are always slobbering about but nuttin.'
Okla-homey
8/16/2006, 07:43 PM
Never mind. Hawt NOT.:(

http://mix96tulsa.com/inside/ninavalente.html


I have sang lead roles in musicals, like The Fantastiks; scenes from operas, such as Phantom of the Opera and Marriage of Figaro. I sing in church, weddings, funerals, retirement parties, etc. I love to kareoke! I'm looking forward to going with Chuck Stevens...

Hmmm, smart too!
Oldnslo
8/16/2006, 07:55 PM
Not a particularly good pic of her.
bri
8/16/2006, 08:10 PM
Go see Lefty Po' play sometime, Homey. You'll get to see Nina in all her rock chick glory, not all soccer-mommed down. ;)

And Julie Clemons is cute, kinda hot as I recall, but a little chipmunky.