Would It Be Possible.........

[Geekboy]

for me to kill everyone on the planet with my bare hands? How long would it take me to do it? Let's say I didn't stop to eat or use the bathroom, how long?

[jk the sooner fan]

is thunder helping you or not?

it makes a difference in our answers...

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I don't know - give it a go. Tell me when to start the timer.

[oumartin]

for me to hear a little be happy friday music?

[OUHOMER]

I don’t think there is enough information for use to make a good guess.

1. Would you just start were you are?
2. Would you start with people you don’t like?
3. Would you start with women and children first?
4. Would you start, at lets say the southern most part of Florida and head North or west?
5. Would you start in China?
6. Would you start at night or in the mornings?

Way to many variables

[BoogercountySooner]

He needs to start by beeing a GeekMAn first! Stay out of Arkansas GeekBoy your quest will end there!:D :D

[critical_phil]

would you start with Matt Hughes?

it makes a difference in our answers...


:D

[Geekboy]

Way to many variables

You're right. Forget it.

[fadada1]

for me to kill everyone on the planet with my bare hands? How long would it take me to do it? Let's say I didn't stop to eat or use the bathroom, how long?
sounds like some kind of david blane stunt.

[GDC]

Plus, you could never kill Dean or Mike Ditka anyway.

[Okla-homey]

Plus, you could never kill Dean or Mike Ditka anyway.

or Chuck Norris

[yermom]

there are over 3,000,000 seconds in a year... lets just assume you can do some kind of Steven Seagal neck break move in one second

well, then there are what, like 6,000,000,000 people in the world?

so in like 2,000 years you could do it, assuming that people are dying and being born at the same rate

[fadada1]

there are over 3,000,000 seconds in a year... lets just assume you can do some kind of Steven Seagal neck break move in one second

well, then there are what, like 6,000,000,000 people in the world?

so in like 2,000 years you could do it, assuming that people are dying and being born at the same rate
THAT, is not a very optimistic view on this man's quest.

[Okla-homey]

Heck, India alone has a billion d00ds. He'd die of old age before he killed half of them. Then, there's that whole Hindu reincarnation thing. He'd have to kill some of 'em three or four times.

[fadada1]

d00d, you just threw a MAJOR wrench into his killing machine.

somebody's going to have to make a spread sheet for this.

[boomersooner28]

Dude, you'll have to start with the women. Once the women are gone, there will be no more reproduction, which will make your quest much easier. But, once you get to this point I am guessing that all of the men left in the world will have a huge world wide beer drinking party....then get horny...and, the straight men, realizing all the women are gone, will kill themselves. Then, you my friend will be left on the planet with a whole buncha queers! You, then, may kill yourself.

:pop: :pop: :pop: :pop: :pop:

[Chuck Bao]

Or, as an alternative and less labor-intensive objective, you could just decide to choke your chicken.

[Geekboy]

Sorry to revisit this so late. The replies have discouraged me greatly.
I'm thinking now about not trying it. BUT I WAS GOING TO TRY!!!!!!!!!!

[proud gonzo]

this reminds me of the thread about the 5-year-olds. anybody know what happened to that thread?

[Geekboy]

this reminds me of the thread about the 5-year-olds. anybody know what happened to that thread?
Huh?