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goingoneight
8/13/2006, 12:55 AM
Bedlam is Bedlam??? What is Bedlam??? It couldn't be that 77-16-7 series, could it?

I know reading this stuff is like looking at your 5-year old's finger-paintings... but you'll get a good laugh as you go through it.

http://www.o-state.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB1&Number=451099&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

SicEmBaylor
8/13/2006, 12:58 AM
Aren't you a TexAg? Like your logic is any better. :D

goingoneight
8/13/2006, 01:00 AM
Hmmm. Bennie, Bud, Barry, Bob... or one MNC. Nope, not an aggy! ;)

Flagstaffsooner
8/13/2006, 01:06 AM
Lunchtime in Stoolwater.

http://www.danphillips.com/personal/korg_meetings_5_03/display/Jon_picking_his_nose.jpg

IronSooner
8/13/2006, 01:55 AM
Wow there's some funny stuff in that thread.


Texas A&M
I hate faggies.
W 24-10
Hmmm....


Oklahoma
The Bomar stuff looms big right now. But it's the loss of Adrian Peterman, combined with the rumors of Bob Stoops leaving for another job, that causes all the distractions. The offensive line is depleted, and we'll hear a couple years from now about how our win over the Sooners in 2006 doesn't count...because it wasn't one of the 'championship' years. Still, bedlam is bedlam.
W 24-17
Pass some of that dope my way howabout...

The upside down OU is kinda funny too. I can't wait to find out how confusing their board is when we play Oregon.

TheGodfather889
8/13/2006, 02:45 AM
Wow there's some funny stuff in that thread.


Hmmm....


Pass some of that dope my way howabout...

The upside down OU is kinda funny too. I can't wait to find out how confusing their board is when we play Oregon.
I didn't realize Adrian Peterson is gone did any of you all? They are so dumb,biased and bitter if they think they'll beat us. They're a last place team and can't live with it.

SoonerDood
8/13/2006, 07:48 AM
"Peterman" heh. You'd think they'd show more respect to a guy who has dominated them so.

Egeo
8/13/2006, 07:52 AM
at least some of them arent retarded

soonercody
8/13/2006, 08:01 AM
"Big Bad Ben" seems to be the only sober one in the bunch.

soonercody
8/13/2006, 08:03 AM
Lunchtime...heh!

SoonerBorn68
8/13/2006, 08:22 AM
Oklahoma
The Bomar stuff looms big right now. But it's the loss of Adrian Peterman, combined with the rumors of Bob Stoops leaving for another job, that causes all the distractions. The offensive line is depleted, and we'll hear a couple years from now about how our win over the Sooners in 2006 doesn't count...because it wasn't one of the 'championship' years. Still, bedlam is bedlam.
W 24-17

OSU 24 Oklahoma 23

Oklahoma
I HATE UO. We don't even have to buy new shirts because of the score.
W 48-28

OSU vs Oklahoma
W 21-14

OSU 35 Oklahoma 21

OSU 17 Oklahoma 10

38-28 . It's Bedlam, so it is always hard to call, so I'll go back to a previous Pokes victory score.

11/25 vs. Oklahoma = win, 35-21

OSU 30 23

UO......21-17 W

Oklahoma -> 27-14
Peterson by this time will be feeling like a 78-year old man with arthritis. I liked whoever had the comment that we could just load the box in punt-block formation, Playstation style. Paul Thompson lost the job to Bomar last year for a reason. This will be a nice revenge game. God, I hate OU.

Laughable.

AllVol
8/13/2006, 09:40 AM
Like my dad always told me, bet with your head, not your heart... You guys should take it easy on them, if they were honest with theirselves, they wouldnt have any reason to watch... They just want to feel included...lol

umberto
8/13/2006, 09:57 AM
Oklahoma
I HATE UO. We don't even have to buy new shirts because of the score.
W 48-28

I'm speechless. Nice analysis to back up his prediction. Aggies are a little sad, aren't they. Trash talking before the game; we suck anyway after the loss. :rolleyes:

douxpaysan
8/13/2006, 10:21 AM
An aggie is like a slinky. It doesn't do anything useful but it's still fun to push one down a flight of steps. http://www.usmadetoys.com/images/Slinky%20Original%20Metal.jpg

tulsaoilerfan
8/13/2006, 03:08 PM
"Peterman" heh. You'd think they'd show more respect to a guy who has dominated them so.
I do like his catalog though; nice clothes!!:D

ashley
8/13/2006, 03:31 PM
I have talked to someone very close to the team and not a player and as of yesterday morning he felt good about a lot of things. The freshmam looks very, very good and the new running backs also look good. He says the D is looking much better than last year as are the receivers. He thinks the O line problens will be ok andof course peterson is the best in the world. So, all is not lost by a long shot.

ashley
8/13/2006, 03:36 PM
Excuse me, I meant freshman TE.

OUstud
8/13/2006, 05:28 PM
Oklahoma
I HATE UO. We don't even have to buy new shirts because of the score.
W 48-28

Uh, this sheep fondling inbred does realize the score that year was 38-28, not 48-28, right? :stunned:

badger
8/13/2006, 05:35 PM
Ode to OSU Aggie Logic:

1- We are the STATE's university. Therefore, the entire country loves us.
http://www.news-star.com/images/101401/news_spirit.jpg
2- We are #1 in people's hearts. Therefore, we should expand our stadium to accommodate even more of our fans.
http://www.collegegridirons.com/big12/images/boone201.jpg
3- People not only want to go to our university and pay us tuition, people want to give more of their money back to us. Therefore, we will afford them the opportunity with raised football ticket prices.
http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/whatastunnedaggielookslike-40e.gif
:D

silverwheels
8/13/2006, 05:48 PM
So they're going to have a winning record with a team that finished last in the South last year and nearly lost to a 1-AA team. Okay.

Snrfn4ever08
8/13/2006, 06:07 PM
Ode to OSU Aggie Logic:

1- We are the STATE's university. Therefore, the entire country loves us.
http://www.news-star.com/images/101401/news_spirit.jpg
2- We are #1 in people's hearts. Therefore, we should expand our stadium to accommodate even more of our fans.
http://www.collegegridirons.com/big12/images/boone201.jpg
3- People not only want to go to our university and pay us tuition, people want to give more of their money back to us. Therefore, we will afford them the opportunity with raised football ticket prices.
http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/whatastunnedaggielookslike-40e.gif
:D
we all know why they raised the ticket prices. they had to buy coach gundy some of that new, handy dandy hair gel:D

stoopified
8/13/2006, 06:31 PM
Cowpukes!

BOOMERBRADLEY
8/13/2006, 06:50 PM
Can we register over there and just type "LOL" and then leave ?

umberto
8/13/2006, 06:54 PM
Ode to OSU Aggie Logic:

1- We are the STATE's university. Therefore, the entire country loves us.
http://www.news-star.com/images/101401/news_spirit.jpg
2- We are #1 in people's hearts. Therefore, we should expand our stadium to accommodate even more of our fans.
http://www.collegegridirons.com/big12/images/boone201.jpg
3- People not only want to go to our university and pay us tuition, people want to give more of their money back to us. Therefore, we will afford them the opportunity with raised football ticket prices.
http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/whatastunnedaggielookslike-40e.gif
:D

Ain't being crazy fun. BTW, I love that last picture. It's a classic!

badger
8/13/2006, 10:31 PM
i was trying to illustrate that:

1- America hates the Aggies.
2- Their stadium is never full, so...
3- It would stun anyone to find that they are expanding the stadium AND raising ticket prices.

soonerhubs
8/13/2006, 11:27 PM
Is Stunned Aggie on the public speaking circuit yet?

Texas
8/13/2006, 11:43 PM
man that record is even worse than texas/aggy.

sooneriniowa
8/13/2006, 11:55 PM
These guys seem to have contracted some form of "Mad Sheep Disease".

leavingthezoo
8/14/2006, 12:23 AM
These guys seem to have contracted some form of "Mad Sheep Disease".

this made me laugh lots.:D

Wishboned
8/14/2006, 12:26 AM
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

This is the perfect definition of Aggy fall futility.

The sad thing is that they actually believe it. I want the kool-aid concession on campus.

TheGodfather889
8/14/2006, 01:33 AM
So sad,they suffer from severe little brother sydrome. Let them squeal then take another *** kicking.

VolinArizona
8/14/2006, 09:49 AM
I love the guy who predicted an 11-1 regular season, plus a win in the Big 12 Championship (12-1) which would make OSU a BCS team. Unreal.

umberto
8/14/2006, 02:06 PM
I love the guy who predicted an 11-1 regular season, plus a win in the Big 12 Championship (12-1) which would make OSU a BCS team. Unreal.

Maybe he was talking about his team on NCAA 2007. He probably had to do a lot of stat improving and cheating to get that number. :D

AllVol
8/14/2006, 02:23 PM
Maybe he was talking about his team on NCAA 2007. He probably had to do a lot of stat improving and cheating to get that number. :D

Or played each game 4 million times to get the win?

OUDoc
8/14/2006, 02:43 PM
I love the guy who predicted an 11-1 regular season, plus a win in the Big 12 Championship (12-1) which would make OSU a BCS team. Unreal.
Does he know Ohio State isn't in the Big 12? ;)

caphorns
8/14/2006, 02:50 PM
i was trying to illustrate that:

1- America hates the Aggies.
2- Their stadium is never full, so...
3- It would stun anyone to find that they are expanding the stadium AND raising ticket prices.

Well you failed because I'm still ambivalent.

soonerinabilene
8/14/2006, 07:28 PM
three weeks into the season, they will be posting that good times are coming, because basketball season is right around the corner.

OUstud
8/14/2006, 07:39 PM
Maybe he was talking about his team on NCAA 2007. He probably had to do a lot of stat improving and cheating to get that number. :D

For some reason Aggy (along with Rice and WVU) own in the future on that game.

badger
8/14/2006, 07:44 PM
Well you failed because I'm still ambivalent.
Dude once was in a bar with another longhorn like you. Because he was nice, he asked the grumpy whorn if wanted to hear a longhorn joke. Lo and behold, the horny had a few friends with him, also from UT. He says, "My buddy here is 6'5" and graduated from ut, my other buddy is 6'6" and graduated from UT, and I'm 6'4" and I'm a ut graduate. You sure you want to tell that joke?"

To which, dude responds, "Nah, I don't want to explain the joke THREE times."