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Jerk
8/12/2006, 10:15 PM
There's a snake on the motherfkn plane.

I did one and it was kind of corny.

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
Jerk
8/12/2006, 10:50 PM
nobody? You can have samuel jackson call people you know, to tell them there is a snake on the mutherfkn plane.
proud gonzo
8/12/2006, 10:55 PM
not working for me.... you type in names and it doesn't do anything... :confused:
GottaHavePride
8/12/2006, 10:57 PM
It doesn't work for me. I mean, the link works, but you only get to the part where you type in your name and the other person's name and then it stops.
proud gonzo
8/12/2006, 10:59 PM
either we're a family of tards or the thangie don't work
bri
8/12/2006, 10:59 PM
Dude, that is BAD *SS!!!
bri
8/12/2006, 11:02 PM
It suffers from the fact that he can't actually curse. Which, you know, hearing Sam Jackson scream variants of "f*ck" is most of the fun of watching anything with him. :D
Okla-homey
8/12/2006, 11:03 PM
It worked great for me. i sent about 5 of them...e-mails though. Samuel L. Jackson apparently doesn't call after 10pm.:mad:
bri
8/12/2006, 11:06 PM
CAN'T A MOTHAF*CKA GET SOME MUTHAF*CKIN' SLEEP UP IN THIS BITCH?!?!! HOW COME I ALWAYS GOTTA BE MAKIN' MUTHAF*CKIN' JOKE CALLS FOR YO' CRACKA ***, MUTHAF*CKA?!?!
GottaHavePride
8/12/2006, 11:08 PM
Ah, the reason PG and my atempts both failed was that we were both trying to use a name with less than 3 letters. Funny, it was the same name in both cases. Samuel L. Jackson don't like no muthaf***in' initials.
Frozen Sooner
8/12/2006, 11:09 PM
Hee hee. It works for me-only 8 here. Shannon, stop jacking up bricks on the basketball court and waxing your bald dome!
bri
8/12/2006, 11:11 PM
Do you think people in later time zones deserve to die?

YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!

:D
Frozen Sooner
8/12/2006, 11:13 PM
Exactly.

What kind of person has bad mf on their wallet? That's right-a bad mf.
Jerk
8/13/2006, 06:43 AM
CAN'T A MOTHAF*CKA GET SOME MUTHAF*CKIN' SLEEP UP IN THIS BITCH?!?!! HOW COME I ALWAYS GOTTA BE MAKIN' MUTHAF*CKIN' JOKE CALLS FOR YO' CRACKA ***, MUTHAF*CKA?!?!

I can hear that voice. I just can't help from busting out laughing.
Okla-homey
8/13/2006, 06:59 AM
SLJ is currently the baddest MF in American cinema...however, years ago, he was outright pwn3d by Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas.
sanantoniosooner
8/13/2006, 09:10 AM
He's still Cowboy Carl (Karl?) in my book.

Fish...........my bad...........
OKC-SLC
8/13/2006, 09:45 AM
Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er! Say "what" one more gd time!
bri
8/13/2006, 07:42 PM
THIS IS HOW I TALK!!! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ANY OF MY FILMS?!?!!

;)
LilSooner
8/13/2006, 07:49 PM
Rhino did this to me the other morning. I thought it was him, but lo and behold it was Samuel L Jackson. Would have been funnier if there was a cussing version.