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bri
8/12/2006, 01:28 AM
Nina Gordon is better-looking than I seem to remember. Probably because no one in Veruca Salt ever bathed, I think.

http://myspace-166.vo.llnwd.net/00934/66/17/934117166_l.jpg
12
8/12/2006, 01:31 AM
Was that something to do with Willy Wonka? Seriously, that's the only thing I can think of.
critical_phil
8/12/2006, 01:34 AM
Was that something to do with Willy Wonka? Seriously, that's the only thing I can think of.


i'm pretty sure she doesn't wonk willies......
Frozen Sooner
8/12/2006, 02:37 AM
Kim Deal most certainly bathed.

At least she did in my dreams...
Frozen Sooner
8/12/2006, 02:39 AM
Holy Cow. It appears the 90s were rougher on her than they were on me. And that's saying something.
Taxman71
8/12/2006, 07:50 AM
Kim Deal wasn't in Veruca Salt was she? If so, she would have lost her Breeders 1% discount on smack. Taking a bath is the least of her worries:

http://www.gigwise.com/artists/2322_2.jpg
12
8/12/2006, 08:12 AM
That's a pretty cool band name. I'd venture to say I wouldn't like their music much, but they did a nice job choosing a brand.
Frozen Sooner
8/12/2006, 10:49 AM
Kim Deal wasn't in Veruca Salt was she? If so, she would have lost her Breeders 1% discount on smack. Taking a bath is the least of her worries:

http://www.gigwise.com/artists/2322_2.jpg

You're absolutely right. For whatever reason I get those two bands mixed up a lot. My indie cred is shot.
BudSooner
8/12/2006, 11:11 AM
You're absolutely right. For whatever reason I get those two bands mixed up a lot. My indie cred is shot.


At least you had indie cred. http://www.foroaforo.com/foros/images/smilies/drinkspitlaugh.sml.gif
yermom
8/12/2006, 12:45 PM
dude, i kinda forgot about Veruca Salt... they are so getting added to Pandora

i always thought Nina Gordon was pretty hot, the chicks in The Breeders, not so much
bri
8/12/2006, 01:24 PM
Yeah, the Deal sisters, while hard rockin' cool chicks, are kind of hard to look at in direct light. :D
tbl
8/12/2006, 01:57 PM
Dude... how do you get Veruca Salt mixed with the Breeders?

Musically speaking, I'd take 1 Kim Deal over 50,000 Veruca Salts. It's not even close.
BigRedJed
8/12/2006, 02:04 PM
http://hags6660.tripod.com/beachland_021502/42.jpg
yermom
8/12/2006, 02:06 PM
Tripwn3d!!1!
bri
8/12/2006, 02:34 PM
Heh.
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 02:38 PM
I also had it re-affirmed that Christy Hemme is hot on MySpace ;)
bri
8/12/2006, 02:44 PM
Dude, I have it re-affirmed that Christy Hemme is hot every time I glance at her issue of Playboy. :D
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 02:46 PM
Sometimes I re-affirm it up to 6 times a day!
bri
8/12/2006, 02:52 PM
Jesus, man, how can you even SEE at this point?
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 02:52 PM
Link for the inevitable....pic? ;) And Before Dean gets here...yes we are pathetic ;)

http://www.myspace.com/hemmepowered

http://www.myspace.com/hemmepowered
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 02:53 PM
I do have really think glasses :P
Rusher
8/12/2006, 02:59 PM
Holla !!! :D
bri
8/12/2006, 04:09 PM
I'm not saying that profile is a faker, mind you. Just that I'm always a bit leery of "celebrity" profiles that are nothing but readily available publicity pics...;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 04:11 PM
Nope...it is legit ;) http://www.myspace.com/tnaimpactcommunity

Then go down to all of the legit ones...Gregory Helms site has all of the legit WWE guys :P
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 04:12 PM
Because I plan on getting the Knockouts DVD because Gail Kim is GORGEOUS :P
bri
8/12/2006, 04:14 PM
Ah, I see. I need to add Eric Young...and I don't even watch TNA. I just read the recaps and mark out for the very idea of his wacky antics. ;)

Dean's SO gonna disown me. I'll never be invited back to the Dean Compound evar again...
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 04:21 PM
My Favorite part of TNA was for like a month they were talking about someone coming in that was going to change the sport of wrestling. So I am thinking it is going to be lame but it will be Goldberg or Lesnar. I **** you not...out walks Jim Cornette!!! And honestly the first thing I though was oh **** Yokozuna isn't really dead! The only thing Cornette changed was my channel!
bri
8/12/2006, 04:29 PM
I heard that Cornette was on there now...and it's ALMOST gotten me to watch.

I am an OLD SCHOOL Jim Cornette mark. I f'in HATED him when I was a kid. :D
tbl
8/12/2006, 05:20 PM
I've had a suspicion that bri was a closet horn... now it's confirmed.

http://myspace-438.vo.llnwd.net/00977/83/47/977277438_m.jpg
bri
8/12/2006, 05:38 PM
I'm so glad you've brought this up. I wanted a chance to run over this topic before the season started.

This is a goat:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40771000/jpg/_40771713_goat_bbc_203.jpg

Notice how the horns on the goat tend to go straight up, like this: | |

Now, in contrast, this is a longhorn steer:

http://www.texassports.com/image_lib/bevo_300.jpg

Note how the horns on this animal tend to project more outward, like this: \ /

Now, as we all know, goats are associated with Satanic rites and practices. Since a longstanding complaint of American rock and roll music is that it is unwholesome and evil, that it is league with Lucifer. To that end, a hand sign commonly known as "the goat" or "devil horns" is frequently used to signify that you are indeed a rocker. That you rock out. Many times during the course of rocking, goats must be thrown. "The goat" can be easily made by extending your index finger and pinkie straight up while holding your middle and ring fingers down with your thumb, like so: |m|

Conversely, the longhorn steer has long been associated with the sports teams from the University of Texas-Austin. "Horn fans", as enthusiasts of UT sports are known, pay tribute to this noble steak on legs by extending their index and pinky fingers outward, but to the sides, like so: \m/

Now, the confusion in the matter stems largely from "Horn fans" not knowing how the f*ck to make their own hand sign. Be it ignorance, a lack of proper digital coordination, laziness, or a combination of all three, many times a Texas fan, in his or her zeal to give a "hook 'em Horns," as the gesture is colliqually known, will in fact give "the goat". This has the double effect of making said Texas fan even dumber than all the baby puke orange in the world can, and also lumps "the goat" in with "hook 'em Horns". This is a tragedy that must not be allowed to stand.

I am a Sooner. I am also a rocker. When I rock out, I am going to "throw the goat", because that's how I roll. I'm not going to stop rocking out just because some jackhole Texas fans don't know how to work their fingers, or because Sooner fans are too lazy to recognize the difference between a goat and a moo cow.

ROCK ON!! |m|
Frozen Sooner
8/12/2006, 05:40 PM
And some people are so cool that they can dislocate the second knuckles on their thumbs and pinkies and do thew =w=
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 08:00 PM
Actually, I just started doing the Matt Hardy hand thing now...so no more horn confusion
bri
8/12/2006, 08:09 PM
Or as non-marks call it, "The Shocker". ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 08:13 PM
yeah but inverted, for the 1 in the pink and 2 for the stink...I can't believe i just typed that :P
bri
8/12/2006, 08:21 PM
I thought he just used a standard Shocker? Just goes to show how much attention I pay to Matt Hardy.
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 08:21 PM
You know what about Smackdown though...that show is really going downhill. But between Michelle McCool and Kristal Marshall...they have two nicest sets of abs and just genuinely looking good
bri
8/12/2006, 08:27 PM
Meh, I don't really care for either of them. Jillian Hall is where it's at on that show. And I agree with you about the quality of the current product; hell, I'd watch it on fast-forward BEFORE the roster got decimated by injuries and the Wellness program. JBL is pretty much the only reason to watch at this point.

"I'll pay to watch leprechauns copulate!!!"
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 08:29 PM
JBL has actually made it where, I would like to have a function on my tv where i can cut off the tv part and just listen...kind of like the anti-mute
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 08:30 PM
Jillian Hall is alot hotter than those two but I look at their abs and go...those girls definetly work out ALOT
bri
8/12/2006, 08:37 PM
Yeah, but abs are overrated.

I can gain no pleasure from abs, whereas a sweet set of hoots are fun for days. :D
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 08:38 PM
Hey..beggars can't be choosers ;)
bri
8/12/2006, 08:44 PM
Well, true.

I guess you do have to take what you can get. :D
Gandalf_The_Grey
8/12/2006, 08:50 PM
****, I can date the ugliest girl in America and be dating above my station in life ;)
bri
8/12/2006, 08:51 PM
Heh.

Honesty is the first step towards enlightenment. :D
Rusher
8/12/2006, 08:54 PM
Jillian Hall is kinda puffy, actually. Not my type :/
StoopTroup
8/12/2006, 09:22 PM
Check out Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth.

Is she Iggy Pop's Sista?

http://www.nrk.no/img/473766.jpeghttp://sportsevents.net/events/images/iggy_pop.jpg