It's Sharing Time!

[Viking Kitten]

BSG is our leader today! BSG, what would you like to share?

:D

[OUDoc]

:eek:

[SoonerInKCMO]

Who's the father?

[crawfish]

:pop:

[Viking Kitten]

Hurry up with that thread woman. You've been "Creating Thread" for the last half hour.

[Tear Down This Wall]

Um...is this going to be a "kid friendly" thread and such?

[Fugue]

*tapping foot*

[Mjcpr]

*tapping foot*

Sick bastard.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I can't. It's one of those things that you'd LOVE to share because it PERFECT for the SO but...I...just...can't.

VK's sooooooo gonna get it. :eddie:

[OUDoc]

I can't. It's one of those things that you'd LOVE to share because it PERFECT for the SO but...I...just...can't.

VK's sooooooo gonna get it. :eddie:
It's syphilis, isn't it?

[Petro-Sooner]

It's syphilis, isn't it?

Clark its the gift that keeps giving the whole year.

[Fugue]

I can't. It's one of those things that you'd LOVE to share because it PERFECT for the SO but...I...just...can't.

VK's sooooooo gonna get it. :eddie:

you're gonna share, and you're gonna like it. :mad:

[Tear Down This Wall]

It's not right to share syphilis. It's got be something else.

[Viking Kitten]

I know what it is. I guess she just likes me better.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Pretend one of your kids did something totally disgusting and it was funny as h3ll but you know you can't post it because it was just too much.

I can't believe I just typed that.

[SoonerInKCMO]

So you're not pregnant?

[TopDaugIn2000]

ohhhhhhh I wanna know I wanna know!

[Viking Kitten]

ohhhhhhh I wanna know I wanna know!

Unmarked, small denominations are preferable.

[proud gonzo]

what, you're not even going to share in the sponsor's forum??

[Petro-Sooner]

She farted in front of her boss or something. Thats all I got.

[jk the sooner fan]

Pretend one of your kids did something totally disgusting and it was funny as h3ll but you know you can't post it because it was just too much.

I can't believe I just typed that.

you audibly farted on the elevator today and VK was there to hear it?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You people are obsessed with farts.

:les: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!

[Tear Down This Wall]

Stealth farting in the elevator?

[Jimminy Crimson]

Crop dusting on the way to your office? :texan:

[Viking Kitten]

She did not fart. Neither of us fart... ever. Farting's for lesser women.

[TopDaugIn2000]

I can't STAND the suspense!

[Tear Down This Wall]

Her child farted?

[IB4OU2]

Does this have something to do with PQ and an open fly?

[proud gonzo]

It doesn't look like PQ has a fly...
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v689/HunteR_KilleR/th_whatthecrap.gif

[The Maestro]

Mulva?

[toast]

You got a Jesus tattoo?

[Fugue]

you're gonna share, and you're gonna like it. :mad:

:hot:

[Hamhock]

how old is the kid? what's the worst that a kid can do? eat his own poop?

there...I broke the ice for you.

:les: Spill it!

[Partial Qualifier]

It doesn't look like PQ has a fly...
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v689/HunteR_KilleR/th_whatthecrap.gif

Oh I have a fly, my dear. But it's more like an escape hatch.

Now, see that Geo Metro back there? Yeah. Now that's fly.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

It's nothing bad or embarrassing.

It's just something that happened to me this week.

Heh.

[crawfish]

It's nothing bad or embarrassing.

It's just something that happened to me this week.

Heh.

You realize we're just going to spend the entire weekend making up stuff that's worse that what actually happened, don't you?

Might as well share.

[Boarder]

I want the shirt and cd back. :mad:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Now, see that Geo Metro back there? Yeah. Now that's fly.

Do you deliver for Domino's and go by the name of Bloodninja?:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I want the shirt and cd back. :mad:

NO WAY! I'm wearing that shirt tomorrow!

:D

[Hamhock]

It's nothing bad or embarrassing.

It's just something that happened to me this week.

Heh.

your kid walked in on you doin' it?

[Viking Kitten]

It's nothing bad or embarrassing.

It's just something that happened to me this week.

Heh.

In an ideal world, she would shout it from the rooftops. :hot:

[Petro-Sooner]

She accidentally exposed a tit. HEH

[Fugue]

you're gonna share, and you're gonna like it. :mad:

BOOOOO

[proud gonzo]

BOOOOO

having a nice little conversation with yourself?

[StoopTroup]

having a nice little conversation with yourself?
heh.

http://images.quizilla.com/X/xxGiggles226xx/1059797822_icturesdwm.jpg

[BigRedJed]

I sense that in some way, this thread is instructional. An example, if you will.

[BigRedJed]

I hope BSG doesn't read that post. Her eye might start twitching again.

[Tailwind]

She did not fart. Neither of us fart... ever. Farting's for lesser women.
Hey! :mad: :( You mean older women, right? Right?

[Frozen Sooner]

You people are obsessed with farts.

:les: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!


You just say that to get us into bed.

And then give us a dutch oven.

[Sooner_Bob]

You just say that to get us into bed.

And then give us a dutch oven.


Fart Machine (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartboard.html)

[OUDoc]

In an ideal world, she would shout it from the rooftops. :hot:
In the butt, Bob.

http://www.tvparty.com/spotpix16/newly.gif

[BoogercountySooner]

What did I miss did someone shave the bearded clam?:D :D :pop:

[OKC Sooner]

I've always thought that Bearded Clam would be a great band name.

[Clever Trevor]

This thread sucks without pics.

I sense a walk of shame ... of sorts..

[OUDoc]

What did I miss did someone shave the bearded clam?:D :D :pop:
Apparently JB was involved in some sort of gas-related, anal/clam incident. We aren't sure. She isn't telling, so we make up the rest.

[proud gonzo]

this thread is a horrible disappointment.

[Newbomb Turk]

this thread is a horrible disappointment.

for 3 pages - yep.

[Czar Soonerov]

this thread is a horrible disappointment.

More like beautiful and perfect.

:pop:

[proud gonzo]

I think I'm being stalked by the :pop:s

[Frozen Sooner]

Those little guys irritate the hell out of me. Probably because there's a few posters on OUI who really seem to think that a post of nothing BUT the popcorn eating smiley is somehow contributing to the conversation.

And this thread is awesome. C'mon-the Dutch Oven gets mentioned. That's GOT to get a chuckle from someone.

[proud gonzo]

http://fumblingfoodie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dutchoven.jpg

you're right, that IS funny :D

[bri]

I think I'm being stalked by the :pop:s

So Froz actually is a smiley eating poppy-corn and enjoying a cold beverage?

Huh.

[skycat]

:pop:

[Frozen Sooner]

So Froz actually is a smiley eating poppy-corn and enjoying a cold beverage?

Huh.

People ask me why I live in Alaska.

Sometimes restraining orders are VERY broad.

[BigRedJed]

I agree. Beautiful and perfect.

[bri]

People ask me why I live in Alaska.

Sometimes restraining orders are VERY broad.

You know, if I've learned anything in my four-plus months of keying criminal records, it's that they're VERY lenient with those protective orders. At least in Washington state.

And as long as you're not drinking. Man, those guys HATE drinking!

[Frozen Sooner]

I'll keep that in mind.

[bri]

Iowa's even MORE lax. I don't even think they have jails, 'cause no matter what you do, it's all probations and fines. If I ever decide to become an outlaw, I'm SO moving to Iowa!

[Frozen Sooner]

Scarily enough, I've lived in both Washington and Iowa. Olympia, Seattle, and West Des Moines.

[bri]

My third jurisdiction is Virginia. Can you go for the "freaky coincidence hat trick"? ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Ermmmm....

I dated a girl in the summer between Sophomore and Junior year who left for UVA law school and I've BEEN in Virginia before...

And her...

But I was never in her in Virginia...

[bri]

You know, Virginia is for lovers.

And, judging by the bulk of the charges I key, speeders and public drunks. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

It's also for really smart girls with big hooters who made twice out of law school what I make now.

:(

Shoulda stuck with that one instead of, you know, going with the "Need to get laid" card.

[bri]

You still got her number?

Lane, do you mind if I date Beth? :D

[Blue]

SO people need to be extradited like ham. This thread sucks forever.

[bri]

That was either cryptic, or just plain incoherent. :D

[Blue]

That was either cryptic, or just plain incoherent. :D

[Samuel L.] Always bet on incoherent! [/Samuel L.]

[bri]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKIN' POSTERS ON THIS MOTHERF*CKIN' BOARD!!!!!

[Blue]

nm.

[Frozen Sooner]

You still got her number?

Lane, do you mind if I date Beth? :D

I'm sure her husband won't mind.

Hell, for all I know she's dumped him by now anyhow. Last I heard he couldn't pass the bar and she was supporting him.

[Viking Kitten]

My third jurisdiction is Virginia. Can you go for the "freaky coincidence hat trick"? ;)

I've always wanted to visit Virginia. I hear it's beautiful.

[Viking Kitten]

Don't think I'd want to live there though.

[BigRedJed]

I've always wanted to visit Virginia. I hear it's beautiful.
I've been there a few times. It IS beautiful.

[Blue]

SO people need to be extradited like ham. This thread sucks forever.

Damn. That **** makes no sense today.

[Okla-homey]

Meet Virginia...

great song.

[Howzit]

Virginia is overrated.

[Sooner_Bob]

Fart Machine (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartboard.html)


Come on people . . . I know at least one of you laughed at this. :O

[Okla-homey]

Come on people . . . I know at least one of you laughed at this. :O

Now we know where KMOD's Phil and Brent get the sound effects for "Gaseous" on "Greek Theater."

[Frozen Sooner]

Come on people . . . I know at least one of you laughed at this. :O

I ain't laughing. I'm boycotting laughter on the South Oval. In the old days, we'd have run with a Dutch Oven joke for weeks. Now? Not a peep.

Fie. Fie on you and your fart machine.

(OK, I laughed a little.)

[ChickSoonerFan]

So BSG, VK, Czar and BRJ are all sharing a secret that they won't share with the rest of us? Is that what these 5 pages is about?

I HATE not knowing a secret.

[bri]

I know, too.

THE CLIQUE - Membership has it's benefits! :D

[ChickSoonerFan]

I don't believe you.

[hurricane'bone]

I'm sure her husband won't mind.

Hell, for all I know she's dumped him by now anyhow. Last I heard he couldn't pass the bar and she was supporting him.

Then Bri's out of luck. He can't pass a bar either.

[Viking Kitten]

I fear that the secret will slowly spread, and all will be revealed. This is a perfect example of loose lips sinking ships.

[hurricane'bone]

Loose lips also make for a wet dutch oven.


It's almost like a Cleveland Oven.

[bri]

I fear that the secret will slowly spread, and all will be revealed. This is a perfect example of loose lips sinking ships.

Well, if it weren't for loose lips, there wouldn't even BE a secret. :D

[Czar Soonerov]

BSG is sure being tight lipped about this.

[bri]

BSG is sure being tight lipped about this.

Kegels?

[soonerboomer93]

Kegels?

GET OUT OF MY HEAD DAMMIT

[GottaHavePride]

Wow, this thread made a nice comeback late in the game.

[bri]

What can I say? Big-time posters step up late in threads. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Loose lips also make for a wet dutch oven.


It's almost like a Cleveland Oven.

BIG contribution from the rookie. Good Jorb! :twinkies:

[bri]

BIG contribution from the rookie. Good Jorb! :twinkies:

Hey, just 'cause he's changed numbers, don't think the kid can't still bring it. ;)

[proud gonzo]

heh, he's a faux rookie

[bri]

He's the pleather of n00bs.

[Frozen Sooner]

My bad-didn't realize that he was a name-change.

[proud gonzo]

yeah, he makes a good n00b but a sub-par old dude :D