My 30th birthday lament

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Today I am 30 or so i am told
i like wendy's but i hate the cold

Today I am 30 yes i am
on my special day i refuse to eat any spam

because i dont believe meat should come in a can
and if i did eat it i would be less than a man

it seems i should know more maybe be a bit smarter
I had a conversation today with a woman who is a farter

Today I am 30 its not that great
because i dont get any special discout rate

no AARP no 15 percent off
When your belly is this fat it seems so soft

I am considered a genius after an I Q test
but I enjoy mild retardation at its very best

Today I am 30 I have lost all my hair
but I m not too old for sexy underwear

I will wrap this up because I am 30 today
I am old now and cant think of anything to say

[crawfish]

Poor baby. :mad:

[yermom]

sucks doesn't it?

[jeremy885]

Yes, it does :(

[SoonerInKCMO]

Turning 31 is so much worse.

You have that to look forward to.

[Sooner_Bob]

pffffft, youngsters . . .

[Flagstaffsooner]

pffffft, youngsters . . .Yesir, you are not old until you start beating away the AARP spam.:mad:

[mdklatt]

I was 30 once. Once.

[IB4OU2]

Yesir, you are not old until you start beating away the AARP spam.:mad:

Hey, I got my copy of the AARP magazine just yesterday. Sally Fields was on the cover and she's still kinda hot........:O

52 and still breathing........sorta.

[12]

I liked turning 30. Finally seemed more like an "adult."

Of course, that feeling quickly passed.

[StoopTroup]

31 is even more tramatic.

Enjoy these next 12 months.

[BajaOklahoma]

So my marriage license is a week older than you are............

[BoogercountySooner]

Happy Birthday Step!!

[12]

If you are consider yourself fat at 30, boy are you in for a surprise.

Well, or not.

[proud gonzo]

heh

[OCUDad]

Worst thing about turning 30 is it totally ruins your ability to write poetry.

[12]

I audibly chuckled, OCUDad.

[Sooner_Bob]

Yesir, you are not old until you start beating away the AARP spam.:mad:


Really, I mean 30 was so 5 years ago for me. :D :twinkies: