I've got this burning feeling

[85Sooner]

In my pants!!!!



So last night I take off my jeans and lay them next to the bed.

This morning I get up to let the dog out and just threw them on.

Much to my surprise, I start feeling this burning sensation. No not a good one. So I yank the pants off to discover over the night they have been infested with fire ants OUCH.

Now I honestly know what they mean when they ask if you have ants in your pants. The dance was quite entertaining.

Off to find some benedryl

[IronSooner]

A friend of mine just got back from doing some veterinary research in africa. Apparently they had to work in some place over there infested with fireants. Unfortunately she was wearing coveralls, so the dance was much longer and elaborate. Sadly, no video.

[proud gonzo]

http://booreview.com/images/super_troopers_syrup.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

really honey........those blisters are from ants........

[crawfish]

http://myspace-599.vo.llnwd.net/00334/99/52/334992599_m.jpg

...Go see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Okla-homey]

back when I was a young ciggy smoking hood, I always carried my Zippo lighter. Often, after re-filling it with Ronson lighter fluid in the blue and yellow can, if the lighter was upside down in my jeans pocket, the fluid would leak out and would give me a chemical burn on my upper thigh.

I'll prolly die of thigh cancer someday.

[yermom]

yeah, overfilling the Zippo does the same thing, i usually burn off the excess fluid before i put it in my pocket

[HoserSooner]

I once applied some A5-35 to my inner thigh for a muscle pull (insert obvious joke here), and woke up in the middle of the night with a burning sensation on my fellers....being a teenager, I didn't have to foresight to realize that it would eventually soak through my gitches and onto said fellers.

[Mjcpr]

yeah, overfilling the Zippo does the same thing, i usually burn off the excess fluid before i put it in my pocket

Why do you need a lighter?

[yermom]

i like to burn stuff?

[Mjcpr]

i like to burn stuff?

You mean like fat ones or buildings or what?

[proud gonzo]

people

[yermom]

golfers, specifically ;)

[Mjcpr]

golfers, specifically ;)

Pretty sure I don't fit that description.

:O

[proud gonzo]

nm :P

[OUHOMER]

back in middle school we used to by pure cinnamon liquid from the drug store. than we soak tooth picks over night, wrap them up in foil and sell them at school. When the cinnamon would leak out it would burn the hell out of your leg.

[12]

I loved those homemade cinnamon toothpicks. I always wondered why you could only buy that stuff at the drug store, though.

I made some of those a few years ago, hoping to relive something or some such crap.

They weren't that good.

[afs]

i had a scorpion in my bathtub this morning before i went to work. i get home this afternoon and it's gone. Shoes for me for the rest of the evening.

[12]

http://www.nolifetilmetal.com/images/scorpions_79.jpg

Which one?