pee wee suggestions

[picasso]

do you hit the side of the toilet or go for the deep water sound?

[BoogercountySooner]

My main goal is the flushing sound!

[Mjcpr]

If you submerge it in water, it makes no sound at all.

But it bangs against the side of the bowl like an out of control water hose.

[picasso]

anybody use the shower? I do at the club.

[Howzit]

i go outside.

[crawfish]

I know you are but what am I?

[picasso]

I like to find bums passed out in the park and whizz on them.

is that bad?

[Hamhock]

If you submerge it in water, it makes no sound at all.

But it bangs against the side of the bowl like an out of control water hose.


where did you read that?

[Boomer.....]

anybody use the shower? I do at the club.

http://www.yaysports.com/mlb/images/george%20costanza%20(190%20x%20206).jpg

[skycat]

I just let it go right there in the theater.

[BeetDigger]

i go outside.


Nice try. We know that you really use Depends.

[william_brasky]

Deep Water Sound here.

[skycat]

I just let it go right there in the theater.

See what I did here?

I turned a pee-wee joke into a Pee-Wee joke!

Get it?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[yermom]

so funny i forgot to laugh

[12]

Deep water. Otherwise, you wear it until you change clothes/shower.

[GottaHavePride]

Deep water. Otherwise, you wear it until you change clothes/shower.

'Zactly. Should be like a diver - as little splash as possible. ;)

[Hamhock]

Deep water. Otherwise, you wear it until you change clothes/shower.


seriously. do you ever stop and ask yourself how we can put a man on the moon, but can't solve the splashback problem? it seems that men's potty facilities have remained unchanged over the last 100 years. there has got to be a better way.

[yermom]

this is why i arc it into the urinal from 10 feet away

[skycat]

this is why i arc it into the urinal from 10 feet away

I can only do that first thing in the morning a couple of days a week.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I can only do that first thing in the morning a couple of days a week.

Me, too.

Bad knees and what-not...:mack:

[12]

seriously. do you ever stop and ask yourself how we can put a man on the moon, but can't solve the splashback problem? it seems that men's potty facilities have remained unchanged over the last 100 years. there has got to be a better way.

Oddly enough, I ask myself that very question at least eight times an hour.

[william_brasky]

gentlemen, may i present to you, the one-leg pants:

http://www.llmedico.com/n/one-leg-pants/images/n-onelegpants.gif

http://www.llmedico.com/n/one-leg-pants/

please tell them william_brasky referred you.

[picasso]

http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/archives/pryor.jpg
water colllllllld

deep too!

[afs]

at night - going for the sound. that way I'm assured i'm not ****ing on the tile.

[12]

I don't believe I've purchased anything with the words "urine condom" in the product description.

For that matter, "buttonhole" might be on that list as well.

[12]

The path of least resistance.

SPLOOSH!

[Chuck Bao]

Order of preference: outside, urinal, commode and country club shower (heh!).

I've always had this dream of peeing off the Empire State Building. And if I can't do that, I'd settle for Niagra Falls or the Grand Canyon.

[JPNSKER]

A little of both. If you work the back water edge, you'll notice that it's a larger incline into the water, thus creating less resistance when going at a 45 degree angle (give or take a few degrees). Most of the splash back will fall harmlessly into the water, but the hardest part is keeping it steady. Ultimately, back pressure does subside and of course leads to dribbling on the rim and splashing back on your leg so it's pretty much futile.

[picasso]

anybody cool with the trees at the local rest stop on the interstate?

[skycat]

anybody cool with the trees at the local rest stop on the interstate?

No.

Perv.

[william_brasky]

On the windshield of a police car as grandma is being given a sobriety test.

That should be on Reno 911.