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Jerk
8/8/2006, 06:15 PM
Yes, you're pretty, and I'm sure you're very important, but next time you want to beat the 80,000 pound semi to the exit ramp, don't pull right in front of him and slam on your brakes. I know it takes a long time to go a few miles from your house to the shopping mall, and I understand.

On a related note, I really screwed myself in Tulsa yesterday. Sweet thing gets on I44, I get a glimpse of her as I pass her, I let myself get cut off in the right lane so I could see her again, and I got cut off hard, slam the brakes hard, and only got a quick glimpse. Probably lost a few minutes for a half second look.

Best sighting, though, was Friday. But that's another story.
C&CDean
8/8/2006, 06:18 PM
Dude, you seriously need to cop a life.
Blue
8/8/2006, 06:19 PM
Deer Mr. Truck Driver,

yer a perv. De End.
12
8/8/2006, 06:33 PM
You scum bum.
12
8/8/2006, 06:34 PM
Wait, that sounds even worse than intended.
12
8/8/2006, 06:38 PM
http://www.70tallet.no/film/smokey.jpg
olevetonahill
8/8/2006, 06:46 PM
A man gets his pleasure where he can ;)
opksooner
8/8/2006, 07:51 PM
You mean to tell us you didn't get any pics?

Sheeesh!
Jerk
8/8/2006, 08:03 PM
Dude, you seriously need to cop a life.

Ain't much else to do. How many times have I seen the same road?

At least I only go to Tulsa once a day now. and sometimes not at all.
C&CDean
8/8/2006, 08:14 PM
Yeah, but speeding up or endangering yourself/others just to look at some skank's legs/hooters - who will probably be uglier than 40 miles of dirt road when you get close anyhow - is pretty much loserville. I'm just sayin'.....
Jerk
8/8/2006, 08:23 PM
Yeah, but speeding up or endangering yourself/others just to look at some skank's legs/hooters - who will probably be uglier than 40 miles of dirt road when you get close anyhow - is pretty much loserville. I'm just sayin'.....

I didn't speed up. I got in the right lane to let her pass me.

I usually just stay in the left lane on I-44 in Tulsa. That really makes them hate me.

I'm beginning to do the same think on the Kilpatrick. I'm tired of getting cut off.
birddog
8/8/2006, 09:46 PM
安达乁 又及 友
olevetonahill
8/8/2006, 11:04 PM
I didn't speed up. I got in the right lane to let her pass me.

I usually just stay in the left lane on I-44 in Tulsa. That really makes them hate me.

I'm beginning to do the same think on the Kilpatrick. I'm tired of getting cut off.
what I thot you said ;) My second ex, Myself , and a convertible used to have fun with the truckers :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Jimminy Crimson
8/9/2006, 02:02 AM
Hey candycane! :texan:
BoogercountySooner
8/9/2006, 07:54 AM
Jerk do the wemens still take you seriously since you drive a Jeep and a Miata?;)
stoopified
8/9/2006, 08:41 AM
Ain't much else to do. How many times have I seen the same road?

At least I only go to Tulsa once a day now. and sometimes not at all. Hey cuz is that you?I didn't even know you HAD a computer.
Fugue
8/9/2006, 09:31 AM
Dude, you seriously need to cop a feel.

are we talkin' deer, cats or some freaky hybrid? :texan:
Jerk
8/9/2006, 05:29 PM
Hey cuz is that you?I didn't even know you HAD a computer.

Whoz's you?
proud gonzo
8/9/2006, 05:48 PM
i'll take comfort knowing the next time a truck driver tries to run me over it's only because he was trying to ogle some chick. :rolleyes:
mdklatt
8/9/2006, 06:08 PM
i'll take comfort knowing the next time a truck driver tries to run me over it's only because he was trying to ogle some chick. :rolleyes:

Would you feel better if he was trying to ogle you instead? :D
proud gonzo
8/9/2006, 06:30 PM
:mad: