Anybody want to help me name.......

[IB4OU2]

my kidney stone. If I'm lucky I'll give birth to it tonight. :(

And I was wondering why my frickin' back's been killing me for the last two weeks. Just got back from the doctor and that was the diagnosis. Didn't Jed have this last year about this time? I'm going home now, take care...

[nmsoonergirl]

That sucks. Take care and pass that stone!!!

[Crimson_Balls]

God Bless you in your time of pain and discomfort.

Make sure you keep it in a glass bottle so you can remember what pain is like next time someone important gets kicked off the football team.

[rebmus]

had one of those a few years ago. the doc told me to get a 12 pack of beer and flush it out.

i've been drinking a 12 pack daily since... and i've yet to get another stone.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'll bet at that moment, you'll name it "mother f***** son of a b****"

[Okla-homey]

Stone-mar.

[Viking Kitten]

Stone-mar.

Heh. I woke up with two ginormous honkin' zits on my chin last Thursday morning. I named one "Rhett" and the other "Mullet-wearing *********" in honor of the people who put them there.

[JohnnyMack]

Pfftt....

Been there done that.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74953

I named mine, :les:KILL ME MOTHER****ER!! HOLY **** DOES THIS ****ING HURT!!! CAN I GET SOME MORE GODDAMNED PAIN MEDS?!?!?!?

[mdklatt]

It's going to be hard to come up with a name better than LittleRedJed.

[OCUDad]

I suggest you name it Oliver. Then it can imagine the conspiracy that created it. :D

[BoogercountySooner]

Hang in there big brother!

[olevetonahill]

Just name it ****cutter:eek:

[Viking Kitten]

I suggest you name it Oliver. Then it can imagine the conspiracy that created it. :D

Or Sharon. Then act all crazy and spread your legs when it passes.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Or Sharon. Then act all crazy and spread your legs when it passes.

heh...I had to read that twice to get it....just because I am slow. And it has been a long day.


But that was FUNNY!!

[Widescreen]

Had one in June of 2005. Ugh. It was easily the worst pain I've ever been in. Had to have a procedure to get the thing crushed into pebbles.

[Viking Kitten]

There ARE such things as stupid questions and I'm going to ask one right now:

Can they not just give you dudes an epidural or something when this happens?

[Harry Beanbag]

What is wrong with all you hillbillies getting kidney stones? I'm starting to get worried for my own urethra.

[King Crimson]

name could be "Chuck Long" at the Sugar Bowl in the 4th quarter, ist and 10 at the LSU 12.... because you know he's going to pass.

[StoopTroup]

Name it "Gibraltar".

http://lrrc3.sas.upenn.edu/popcult/MAPS/gibraltar/rock.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

"Excalibur" maybe? Oh wait. That's the sword, not the stone. :hot:

[C&CDean]

Name it imjebus.

[sanantoniosooner]

If it doesn't pass you can name it Ramonce Taylor.

[Viking Kitten]

Name it imjebus.

Then pray for it to go away. Except don't actually expect that to work.

[IB4OU2]

Thanks for the help, passing a goathead through SEVERAL inches of your manhood is living hell. The thing passed through late Tuesday night and I stayed home yesterday and dranks lots of water to flush anything else out.

And I did name it Rhett....and he's in a little medicine bottle now. :)

[sanantoniosooner]

And I did name it Rhett....and he's in a little medicine bottle now. :)
an unmarked styrofoam cup would be more appropriate.

[Norm In Norman]

Let's call it "Yikes".

[IB4OU2]

Oh and BTW hole-in-oner, I'm still playing poker tonight. :D

[OU4LIFE]

I was just wondering that. You can thrill everyone there with some nice detailed descriptions of the event.

bring pictures.

[IB4OU2]

I was just wondering that. You can thrill everyone there with some nice detailed descriptions of the event.

bring pictures.

Well I could bring the rock,....... but I won't.

[Mjcpr]

How about Rocky Boiman?