picasso
8/7/2006, 11:05 PM
I've had this on going feud with my midget neighbor who goes by the name of Snake. he has these wild crazy loud parties that tends to keep me up until the wee hours of the night.
I've asked politely many a time that Snake would at least quiet it down a notch to no avail.
anwho, to make a long story short (pardon pun), I walked over a few nights ago and beat down Snake in front of all of his midget friends and perv normally grown types.
kicked a field goal with his head, gave him a wedgie (he was wearing a thong)I even threw him over his backyard fence!
well I get a summons thing in the mail today that says I'm being sued for assalt on a small person.:mad:
Liddy, a little help here?
I've asked politely many a time that Snake would at least quiet it down a notch to no avail.
anwho, to make a long story short (pardon pun), I walked over a few nights ago and beat down Snake in front of all of his midget friends and perv normally grown types.
kicked a field goal with his head, gave him a wedgie (he was wearing a thong)I even threw him over his backyard fence!
well I get a summons thing in the mail today that says I'm being sued for assalt on a small person.:mad:
Liddy, a little help here?