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bri
8/7/2006, 09:37 PM
I'm so glad I hurried home from work so I could enjoy Jerry Lawler's moose knuckle in all its glory.

Gah.

colleyvillesooner
8/7/2006, 09:51 PM
Well, there's always the replay of the USA China Ball game. WE're only up by 40.

bri
8/7/2006, 09:53 PM
yeah, but Bill f'n Walton is calling the game. What's Mandarin for "excruciating", anyway?

bigdsooner
8/7/2006, 09:53 PM
i volunteer to tame jen's kitty :)

bri
8/7/2006, 09:59 PM
BREAK IT DOWN!!!

jk the sooner fan
8/7/2006, 10:00 PM
the horror is that it was on tv in the first place ;)

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/7/2006, 10:12 PM
The Diva Search is the worst thing ever. They will hire all 8 of them anyway. Milena does look like she could actually fight, which would be weird to have a diva who can actually wrestle. Since they are phasing out Victoria and Lita

bri
8/7/2006, 10:21 PM
yeah, as much as I like barely intelligible scattered *ss, the Diva Search makes my soul die each week. I can't believe they did away with Tough Enough and kept this crap.

I still *heart* Christy Hemme, tho.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/7/2006, 10:25 PM
TNA is the NEW FACE of Tough Enough!!

bri
8/7/2006, 10:31 PM
Dude, TNA is, like, cobbled together out of crap that was too lame to be on WCW Thursday Night Thunder.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/8/2006, 05:20 AM
Yeah which is actually pretty funny. Seeing as I believe A.J. Styles is going to be the next big superstar. They have like maybe 6 guys that are worth anyone's time, Petey Williams, Samoa Joe, Chris Sabin, Sonjayy Dutt, Abyss(Kane/Mankind ripoff), Christopher Daniels and the most awesom thing is that in order to get over their Rhino/Steiner matches they hardly ever get these guys enough air time :P

PhilTLL
8/8/2006, 09:03 AM
They have like maybe 1 guy that is worth anyone's time, Samoa Joe :P

fixed

Hamhock
8/8/2006, 09:18 AM
are you guys talking about pro wrestling?

BeetDigger
8/8/2006, 09:20 AM
yeah, but Bill f'n Walton is calling the game. What's Mandarin for "excruciating", anyway?


I think the team speaks Cantonese. But I'm splitting hairs.

Cack
8/8/2006, 11:49 AM
I still *heart* Christy Hemme, tho.

where has that fine @$$ gone?? ... it makes me an unhappy :chicken: ... when they take away the "talent" ;)

Scott D
8/8/2006, 12:00 PM
she went to the old people's home to interview the likes of Steiner, Jarrett, and Sting....aka TNA.

Somehow I'm glad I was too freakin tired to see anything other than the Cena shoot and match against Viscera...especially in light of having to be up at 4am this morning for work.

bri
8/8/2006, 12:38 PM
Awww, but you missed Vince giving Trips a Shane-assised Pedigree after Uuuuuuuuumaga finished decimating him...then almost fall off the ropes trying to climb to the second turnbuckle to mock his son-in-law. :D

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/8/2006, 01:48 PM
Is it bad that when Vince got up there..I was secretly hoping he would pull a Sid Vicious while jumping off the ropes and no more Vince in ring EVAR again!

Scott D
8/8/2006, 01:50 PM
Awww, but you missed Vince giving Trips a Shane-assised Pedigree after Uuuuuuuuumaga finished decimating him...then almost fall off the ropes trying to climb to the second turnbuckle to mock his son-in-law. :D

yes and I missed the beginning of the show so i am sad that I didn't get to see how many cack jokes Trips made about Vincent Kennedy McMahon. :D

bri
8/8/2006, 01:58 PM
Vince DOES love cack. I like how quickly they made a DX "Vince Loves C*ck" shirt. :D

And what cracked me up was how quickly the production team switched cameras to the one on Shane once they realized that Vinnie Mac was having a little difficulty in scaling the turnbuckles. ;)

Scott D
8/8/2006, 02:02 PM
But, did it top the whole theme music thing of two weeks ago? :D

Cack
8/8/2006, 02:07 PM
Is it bad that when Vince got up there..I was secretly hoping he would pull a Sid Vicious while jumping off the ropes and no more Vince in ring EVAR again!

so is that what happened to him?? ... i was always curious where he went ... i mean hell ... he was the master ... the ruler ... of the world ... maybe he should have worked on becoming a master of climbing turnbuckles :rolleyes:

Scott D
8/8/2006, 02:08 PM
and now that the cack is here, Vince will probably be reading this thread ;)

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/8/2006, 02:15 PM
No his problem wasn't climbing the turnbuckles...it was getting back down ;) He jumped off to kick Steiner in the face and he broke his leg in half...very gruesome!!! I wish someone would kick Steiner in the face now!

Scott D
8/8/2006, 02:16 PM
Sid was always brittle, that's why nobody wanted him halfway through the 90s.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/8/2006, 02:23 PM
Whatever!!! Sid Vicious was in READY TO RUMBLE!!! THE GREATEST FILM EVAR!!!

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/8/2006, 09:19 PM
Is it just me or is ECW ALOT more enjoyable than Raw or Smackdown :P

bri
8/8/2006, 10:10 PM
It's just you. :D

bigdsooner
8/8/2006, 10:53 PM
ecw...aka tuesday night tna. IT SUCKS
the only thing missin is that f**kin moron mike tennay

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/8/2006, 11:23 PM
To be fair, CM Punk is better than anyone on TNA not named Sabin, Styles, or Joe(not counting Dudley's and Road Dogg and Billy Gunn because TNA doesn't use them much :P) Dreamer and Sandman are usually good in small doses and Kurt Angle is never bad!

bri
8/9/2006, 07:27 AM
ECW has the parts to be worthwhile, but they got off to a horrible start. Now that they've hopefully stopped having a main event of "Big Slow versus random Raw or Smackdown main eventer" and are actually, you know, focusing on building ECW feuds and angles, it'll get better.

OU4LIFE
8/9/2006, 07:40 AM
Like sands through the hourglass.......

Sooner_Bob
8/9/2006, 07:51 AM
Like sands through the hourglass.......


Heh

bri
8/9/2006, 09:16 AM
Dude, if Days of our Lives had more beer-swilling dudes who bust themselves open before the match even starts by bashing a beer can into his forehead and then goes on to whip the ever-loving sh*t out of a dude who is dating an stripper (but forbids her to strip) with a Singapore cane...well, then I'd be one Days of our Lives-watching motherf*cker. :D

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/9/2006, 09:23 AM
Dude, you just described the whole 6th year of "Guiding Light"!!!

bri
8/9/2006, 10:06 AM
And I also won the award for Longest Run-On Sentence Of Teh Year, L33t Division!

Canyonero
8/9/2006, 11:41 AM
Here is the Sid video, no more than a sprain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXfs6JuVq8

Scott D
8/9/2006, 11:45 AM
I think I'll skip smackdown again this week too. Someone just notify me when Lashley gets the bigtime strap.

Sooner_Bob
8/9/2006, 12:07 PM
I can't believe you people aren't givin' more love to TNA . . . TNA is what dorked up professional wrasslin' is all about.

If you pay close attention you'll see story lines from the 80's. :D

bri
8/9/2006, 12:43 PM
I think I'll skip smackdown again this week too. Someone just notify me when Lashley gets the bigtime strap.

Keep waitin', dude.

*cough*elevated enzyme count!*cough*

Scott D
8/9/2006, 02:47 PM
Keep waitin', dude.

*cough*elevated enzyme count!*cough*

in wrastlin? *cough*noway*cough* :D

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/9/2006, 02:50 PM
Lashley's parents were Mennonites though!!!

yermom
8/9/2006, 02:57 PM
Here is the Sid video, no more than a sprain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXfs6JuVq8

i think the music is more disturbing than the video...

Sooner_Bob
8/9/2006, 03:00 PM
i think the music is more disturbing than the video...

I remember watchin' WCW when that happened . . .


(if'n it's the same video I'm thinkin' of - since youtube is blocked I can't tell) :D

yermom
8/9/2006, 03:02 PM
i doubt WCW played "Monster Mash" for it though ;)

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/9/2006, 03:06 PM
You would be suprised what the WCW would and wouldn't do ;)

Sooner_Bob
8/9/2006, 03:09 PM
I mean, only Sid Vicious would think it was a good idea to jump from the top rope and land on one leg . . . very awkwardly I might add.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/9/2006, 03:28 PM
Well actually the WCW was pressuring him to add some higher flying moves against his will. I know he sued them, don't know if he won though!