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royalfan5
8/7/2006, 03:36 PM
http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/do-not-mess-with-this-woman-192537.php

Color me impressed by this.

1stTimeCaller
8/7/2006, 03:39 PM
Of course, we hadn't accounted for five-foot-nine, 300-pound-plus female linewomen in Ohio whose older brothers are NFL centers, either.

Please tell me she is NOT a center. That makes me giggle.

In other news, Dolomite's alma mater had a girl kicker when I coached there. She was a better kicker than Dolomite.

Boomer_Sooner_sax
8/7/2006, 03:44 PM
I think she was voted least likely to be taken to the prom...

IB4OU2
8/7/2006, 03:44 PM
It says she's a passionate kisser plus an OL man/woman/girl.

Gandalf_The_Grey
8/7/2006, 03:50 PM
There is only one thing that any girl could be better at than Dolemite and that is grammar ;)

BoogercountySooner
8/7/2006, 04:44 PM
Tight end or Wide receiver?

jeremy885
8/7/2006, 04:47 PM
She would have started on my HS team by her weight alone.

BoogercountySooner
8/7/2006, 04:47 PM
"If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle."

This quote on the message part was funny!:D :D

Okla-homey
8/7/2006, 05:55 PM
A 5'9" and 300 lbs HS girl says it all. If she doesn't throw a blood clot during two-a-days they'll be doing good. I'd keep her off the team if for no other reason the kid can't possibly be healthy and if she hurts herself, it ain't gonna look good for the home team.

AllAboutThe'O'
8/7/2006, 06:51 PM
A few years ago, Poteau had a female placekicker who also played soccer and basketball. She only kicked in her junior year. Unfortunately, she missed a key extra point in a one-point loss to archrival Sallisaw, and you couldn't help but feel sorry for her. If memory serves me correct, she bounced back the following week or week after and had a big game in a key win.