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Mjcpr
8/7/2006, 02:58 PM
Don't say I never learned you hillbillies anything......

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to
be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's
invention, so large shipments of manure were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than
when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier,
but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is
methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.

Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone
came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was
determined just what was happening.

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term
"Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow
it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the
hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of
methane.

Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T " , (Ship High In Transport) which
has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golf term.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/7/2006, 02:59 PM
That's not the way I heard it went down.

But good post, Pat. Certainly.

JohnnyMack
8/7/2006, 03:00 PM
Pity reply.

1stTimeCaller
8/7/2006, 03:02 PM
this thread stinks

Beef
8/7/2006, 03:02 PM
Damn water hillbillies and their sh!it meth.

IB4OU2
8/7/2006, 03:02 PM
You're full of "ship high in transport" today.......

Osce0la
8/7/2006, 03:02 PM
what a crock of...

well...

you know...

crawfish
8/7/2006, 03:03 PM
Shame on you.

Flagstaffsooner
8/7/2006, 03:03 PM
Somebody just went through freshman orientation at Stool.

slickdawg
8/7/2006, 03:10 PM
I'll stick with Special High Intensity Training.

Mjcpr
8/7/2006, 03:11 PM
I posted this only to win points with Okla-Homey.

BlondeSoonerGirl
8/7/2006, 03:13 PM
I posted this only to win points with Okla-Homey.

You prolly had him with your hairy brown toof.

:eddie:

hurricane'bone
8/7/2006, 03:14 PM
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/****.asp

Post that in your browser...and change the **** to ****


****in filter

BeetDigger
8/7/2006, 03:38 PM
I thought it came about because of the folks who were Sure Happy It's Thursday. You know, as a prelude to Thank God It's Friday.