Paris Hilton's Celibacy

[OKC Sooner]

Paris Hilton says she's going to be celibate for a year, and it shows up on the front page of every mainstream media website.

I am SOOOOOOOOO sick of hearing about Paris Hilton!!!!!!!! Does this woman have a single solitary talent to her name, other than being a spoiled brainless rich girl?? Is there ANY reason for anyone to care whether she's doing the horizontal mambo or not??

And apparently, she's paid somewhere in the neighborhood of $500,000 to just SHOW UP at fashionable parties. Like she doesn't already have WAY too much money.

Sometimes I absolutely freaking despair.... :mad:

[jeremy885]

Sucks to be Matt Leinhart.

[JohnnyMack]

I'd prolly hit it.

I mean I can act like I wouldn't, but who am I kidding?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

How can anyone call her "brainless". I'm not seeing evidence of that.

[crawfish]

How can anyone call her "braless". I'm not seeing evidence of that.

Oh, I think that's quite obvious.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Oh, I think that's quite obvious.Sure thing, genious.

[BeetDigger]

:pop:

[crawfish]

Sure thing, genious.

Oh yeah, mister smarty-paris-hilton-brains-******-*******-britches?

[silverwheels]

I often ask myself if the price I would have to ultimately pay to have her killed, either by my own hands or by the gloved hands of O.J. Simpson, would be worth wiping her useless existence from this planet, and I still don't have an answer...

[Boomer.....]

What is even more hilarious, is the fact that she says that she has only been with two different guys. :rolleyes:

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

If you have ever seen her sex tape, you will realize this is no great loss. It must suck being a brainless bimbo who can't even have sex properly. Thank God in America, you can be a no talent hack and make lots of money but soldiers and teachers have to struggle to make ends meet.

[crawfish]

What is even more hilarious, is the fact that she says that she has only been with two different guys. :rolleyes:

In forty-eight different ways... :eek:

[mdklatt]

What is even more hilarious, is the fact that she says that she has only been with two different guys. :rolleyes:

She meant at the same time. And that's probably a lie as well.

[BeetDigger]

What is even more hilarious, is the fact that she says that she has only been with two different guys. :rolleyes:


She was referring to last night.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

The title of this thread is very, very, very, very, VERY misleading.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

To be fair...she was 12 when she said she had been with 2 guys ;)

[Osce0la]

She f'in copyrighted the phrase "that's hot"...People have to pay her if they want her to say "that's hot"...

Sounds pretty smart to me...

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

What is even more hilarious, is the fact that she says that she has only been with two different guys. :rolleyes:

...on video.

This is the reason why I don't watch E! or anything else. Useless people doing useless things.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Sucks to be Matt Leinhart.He's got Reggie. It's all good.

[jeremy885]

heh

[Vaevictis]

Paris Hilton says she's going to be celibate for a year, and it shows up on the front page of every mainstream media website.

It's important news to the tens of thousands of young men who aren't going to get laid who otherwise would have. (ba dum dum)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Oh yeah, mister smarty-paris-hilton-brains-******-*******-britches?Oh YEAH!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I often ask myself if the price I would have to ultimately pay to have her killed, either by my own hands or by the gloved hands of O.J. Simpson, would be worth wiping her useless existence from this planet, and I still don't have an answer...Wow, poor Paris...if she only knew...

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Hold up let me get this straight, is William defending Paris? :P

[StoopTroup]

Wonder how many Women she's been with?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Hold up let me get this straight, is William defending Paris? :PWilliam thinks Paris has a hilarious thing going, and "somehow" manages to bring in SCAZOODLES of COLD CAS$$$H!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Well so does Michael Moore...I guess you love that big lovable oaf as well :P

[MamaMia]

Shes had enough uncelibacy to last a few lifetimes. I would be more impressed if she would become a monk and pledge a vow of silence.

[roostercogburn]

skank!

[OCUDad]

I often ask myself if the price I would have to ultimately pay to have her killed, either by my own hands or by the gloved hands of O.J. Simpson, would be worth wiping her useless existence from this planet, and I still don't have an answer...That is excessively harsh. She has always spoken highly of you.

[tulsaoilerfan]

skank!
Ugly skank!!!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Well so does Michael Moore...I guess you love that big lovable oaf as well :PHe's a well-disguised Child of God.

[bri]

The reason this is newsworthy is because it's the vaginal equivalent of Hell freezing over.

[TUSooner]

I am SOOOOOOOOO sick of hearing about Paris Hilton!!!!!!!! SO I STARTED THIS THREAD ABOUT HER...

Zat about right? ;)

[mdklatt]

Wonder how many Women she's been with?

:hot:

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

The reason this is newsworthy is because it's the vaginal equivalent of Hell freezing over.IYHO! BTW, Just how does hell have a vaginal equivalent?

[OUinFLA]

IYHO! BTW, Just how does hell have a vaginal equivalent?


Would you like to meet my ex-wife?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Would you like to meet my ex-wife?Oops!

[Cack]

Would you like to meet my ex-wife?

:eek: ... wow ya'll people never leave me hanging when i need a good laugh ... unless i had a slight chance of banging her within the year ... personally i dont' care what she does (as long as she films it and i can still watch) ... as completely idiotic as she is ... she's a very smart business woman (i almost said lady but then i realized that wasn't fitting for this subject) ... love her or hate her ... she's making money

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I bet she thinks celibacy is a new brand of cell phone!