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SicEmBaylor
8/6/2006, 06:12 PM
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
.........DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!

Well, its been great being home for awhile this summer but it's about time to head back to Jerusalem on the Brazos.
StoopTroup
8/6/2006, 06:14 PM
Back to Palestine huh? ;)
BajaOklahoma
8/6/2006, 07:27 PM
I thought Palestine was east of Wacko?
SicEmBaylor
8/6/2006, 07:40 PM
Jerusalem on the Brazos=Waco
Why?
Because Baylor is the Holy Land.
Baylor is my Mecca.

Edit: Yes, I know Mecca is in SA not anywhere near Jerusalem, but you get my point.
StoopTroup
8/6/2006, 07:41 PM
No no no...

Oklahoma is God's cOUntry...:D

I was in Rome and they had a gold phone. They said it's the Pope's line to God. I asked if I could use it and they said it's a very expensive call.

Bishop Slattery had a weird looking phone on his desk. I ask him if it was his "Line to God". He said yes. I asked if I could use it and he said yes. I asked how much it would cost...

He told me "Don't worry...it's a local call".
C&CDean
8/6/2006, 07:44 PM
Blasphemer. Mecca is the Barry Switzer Center. Everybody knows that. Certainly.
mdklatt
8/6/2006, 07:47 PM
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
.........DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!



Hunstville?
dolemitesooner
8/6/2006, 07:55 PM
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
.........DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!

Well, its been great being home for awhile this summer but it's about time to head back to Jerusalem on the Brazos.
The only thing that is deep in the Heart of Texas is cow ****.
BoogercountySooner
8/6/2006, 08:00 PM
The Dreams at night are Big and Bright

*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
.........DEEP IN THE HEART OF Bomar!



Fixed:D :D
soonerboomer93
8/6/2006, 08:39 PM
I've been to Waco, saying it's a ****hole would be an improvement.
SicEmBaylor
8/6/2006, 08:43 PM
I've been to Waco, saying it's a ****hole would be an improvement.

I can't dispute that.
Okla-homey
8/6/2006, 09:18 PM
The only thing WAF that ever came out of Wacko is Dr Pepper.
SicEmBaylor
8/6/2006, 09:59 PM
The only thing WAF that ever came out of Wacko is Dr Pepper.

Why do you hate Jessica Simpson and Pat Green?
OUstud
8/7/2006, 12:07 AM
Dr. Pepper is the greatest drink ever.
whatsername
8/7/2006, 06:47 AM
Dr. Pepper is the greatest drink ever.

I'm certainly addicted to the stuff. :)