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goingoneight
8/5/2006, 11:14 PM
Let's just list who we think should start.

Don't worry about eligibility...

Rhett Bomar QB
J.D. Quinn OL
Prentiss Elliot WR
Maurice Clarett RB

help me OUt, I kinda lose track of these guys after they're gone...

SCOUT
8/5/2006, 11:21 PM
Ramonce Charles

HarrisTubbsFan
8/5/2006, 11:22 PM
You mean Taylor?

He's up there.

goingoneight
8/5/2006, 11:23 PM
No, he doesn't count. Remember, if whorns break the law, we must disregard it.

TheGodfather889
8/6/2006, 12:24 AM
You forgot the biggest one (craziest too) Lawrence Phillips!

Snrfn4ever08
8/6/2006, 12:25 AM
Brent Rawls has to make it on the two-deep

Snrfn4ever08
8/6/2006, 12:27 AM
oh, and on tight end, take your pick between kellen winslow jr. and jeremy shockey

Blue
8/6/2006, 12:46 AM
All ex-football players currently working for ESPN.

I'm sure those dorks have a monthly flag-football game you can go to and fill out your roster.

Salt City Sooner
8/6/2006, 12:52 AM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/abcsports/bcs/1025/photo/dupree_i.jpg

Next question......

Octavian
8/6/2006, 12:52 AM
this thread is teh succ

OU_PhD
8/6/2006, 12:53 AM
Kellen Huston (Nebraska player who punched out Mizzou fan)

Wyatt Sexton QB FSU (I am the son of God)

Dexter Manley (If you can't read, you MUST be an idiot)

okcusooner
8/6/2006, 02:26 AM
Honorable Mention: Reggie Bush.

Rip off a 40 yard run in the National Championship game then try a lateral with two players draped all over you?


Some preferred a Texas victory, rationalizing that it stopped SC's streak. But I never thought the Trojans would reach 47 wins.


Though either alternative is discomforting, I find that a Longhorn national championship is harder to sleep on.

Blue
8/6/2006, 02:35 AM
Hate to say it but Reggie Bush was awesome.

I'm glad he's playing for my Saints.

Flagstaffsooner
8/6/2006, 02:40 AM
All Idiot Team (http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/index.php?s=&change_well_id=16&url_channel_id=15)

Octavian
8/6/2006, 03:27 AM
Hart Lee would have to top the list but....

Little Vick

Peter Warrick

Mira

Bennie Blades

Wyatt "GOD" Sexton

The Boz

Marvin "Snoop" Minnis

Reggie Bush's immediate family

Charles Thompson

Maurice

Lawrence Phillips

Ricky Williams

SMU

Willie Williams

and....the guy Paul Thompson replaced.

Doged
8/6/2006, 05:50 AM
Trev Alberts

1991SOONER
8/6/2006, 08:07 AM
Let's just list who we think should start.

Don't worry about eligibility...

Rhett Bomar QB
J.D. Quinn OL
Prentiss Elliot WR
Maurice Clarett RB

help me OUt, I kinda lose track of these guys after they're gone...

Don't forget Mack Brown as Coach:D

soonerloyal
8/6/2006, 08:27 AM
A bit OT but...last I heard, Minnis was with the Bucs...what's he doing now?

umberto
8/6/2006, 01:21 PM
Can you really count Wyatt Sexton? He was kind of out of it at the time he thought he was the son of God. Lyme disease will do that to you (at least he had some sort of excuse). Little Vick, Clarett and the rest, no so much.

Frozen Sooner
8/6/2006, 01:25 PM
To be fair to Wyatt Sexton, he was delusional because of Lyme Disease.

Frozen Sooner
8/6/2006, 01:26 PM
Dang, sorry Umberto, your post wasn't there when I opened the thread.

umberto
8/6/2006, 01:27 PM
Great minds think alike, huh Frozen Sooner! :)

lsu_fan_in_ok
8/6/2006, 01:40 PM
cecil collins needs to be on the all idiot team roster

HarrisTubbsFan
8/6/2006, 01:50 PM
Not all of these guy in trouble at OU. Some of these were afterwards.

QB-Bomar, Rawls, CT
RB-Dupree, Looney, De'Mond Parker
FB-Stanley Wilson
WR-George Rhymes, Marcus Johnson(or was it Marquis, he basically lasted a week in practice because he was smoking weed), Ahmad Kabba
TE-Chandler(the one that was caught with the wall street deal)
OL-Maybe Jamaal Brown, didn't he beat up his gf?
DL-Dusty even though he earned back his respect that was still a very stupid thing to do.
LB-Torrance Marshall
DB-Can't think of one. off the top of my head
K-Trey DiCarlo

umberto
8/6/2006, 02:02 PM
Not all of these guy in trouble at OU. Some of these were afterwards.

QB-Bomar, Rawls, CT
RB-Dupree, Looney, De'Mond Parker
FB-Stanley Wilson
WR-George Rhymes, Marcus Johnson(or was it Marquis, he basically lasted a week in practice because he was smoking weed), Ahmad Kabba
TE-Chandler(the one that was caught with the wall street deal)
OL-Maybe Jamaal Brown, didn't he beat up his gf?
DL-Dusty even though he earned back his respect that was still a very stupid thing to do.
LB-Torrance Marshall
DB-Can't think of one. off the top of my head
K-Trey DiCarlo
DB - How about Imgonnadisappointya for stealing a scholly? :D

goingoneight
8/6/2006, 02:59 PM
Torrance Marshall? What are you, an aggy?

kelloggOUballa
8/6/2006, 03:01 PM
All Idiot Team (http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/index.php?s=&change_well_id=16&url_channel_id=15)

hahahahahahahahaha. spek!

Snrfn4ever08
8/6/2006, 03:25 PM
DB - How about Imgonnadisappointya for stealing a scholly? :D
yea, as far as the final wonderlic scores go, didn't he tie for the lowest?

HarrisTubbsFan
8/6/2006, 07:38 PM
Torrance Marshall? What are you, an aggy?

He not only tore his girlfriends room apart but ****ed on some of here stuff if I recall correctly.

goingoneight
8/6/2006, 07:42 PM
Maybe she had his boy's trophy, and he wanted it back! heh.

Snrfn4ever08
8/6/2006, 08:04 PM
Maybe she had his boy's trophy, and he wanted it back! heh.
funny.:D

AllAboutThe'O'
8/6/2006, 08:12 PM
At fullback, I would start Najeh Davenport (ex "U" player). He did something that jogged my memory when my new cat did the same thing today on my bed.

stonecoldsoonerfan
8/7/2006, 08:58 AM
"ron mexico" aka mike vick

astro5169
8/7/2006, 09:53 AM
:texan: :texan: Brandon Keith - ol and the rest of the lazy buggers.

buck
8/7/2006, 08:42 PM
hunter wall (wasn't that his name?) and moe dampeer come to mind.......

Wishboned
8/7/2006, 08:48 PM
Where does Buster Rhymes fit in? Honorable mention?

Snrfn4ever08
8/7/2006, 09:43 PM
hunter wall (wasn't that his name?) and moe dampeer come to mind.......
i think you mean brent rawls

buck
8/7/2006, 10:06 PM
i think you mean brent rawls
wasn't hunter wall one of our qb's? i think he broke into someone's house to steal some marryjawanna or something like that and got kicked off the team for it....

westcoast_sooner
8/7/2006, 10:09 PM
Art Schlicter
Marcus Vick
Tim Couch
Anyone who has ever played for the Co-Canes

buck
8/7/2006, 10:11 PM
from the daily oklahoman: Hunter Wall: Now in his second season at West Texas A&M, Wall left Norman in April 2002 after he pleaded guilty to second-degree burglary and a one-year deferred sentence for marijuana possession. The Coppell, Texas, recruit had spent the 2001 season as a redshirt freshman and the team’s third-string quarterback. Wall was 3 of 5 passing for 19 yards and a touchdown in the only two games he played with the Sooners.

Sonner magic923
8/7/2006, 10:21 PM
How bout Ryan Leaf and Adrian Mcpherson the other idiot qb from fsu before this one

man whats up with qbs there just freakin idiots

Tear Down This Wall
8/8/2006, 10:56 AM
All Idiot Team (http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/index.php?s=&change_well_id=16&url_channel_id=15)

Another Post of the Year candidate here! :D

goodonya
8/8/2006, 12:29 PM
Ced Bensen
Brock Edwards
Edwin Simmons
Russell Erxlaben

Osce0la
8/8/2006, 12:31 PM
WR - Fred Rouse

goingoneight
8/8/2006, 02:08 PM
I'm one to believe that jokes aside, Benson, Marshall, Ryan Leaf, and others who actually completed college are not the "idiots" of which we speak.

Now Marcus Vick, having three years in and still taking a shat on his college career image, that's dumbe enough to consider.