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1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:32 AM
me to take a picture of today?
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 11:33 AM
IBTH.
(In before the herpes...)
JohnnyMack
8/4/2006, 11:35 AM
You being deported.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 11:37 AM
I want a pic of you with a funny hat.
Not the pink one...and it has to be a real pic. Find a funny hat (and it'd better be funny), put it on, make a funny face and post it.
We'll wait here.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 11:41 AM
Speaking of funny hats...
We never got a pic of Pat wearing the mouse ears. And you KNOW there is one.
That's very disappointing. I'm very disappointed, Pat. Very. Disappointed.
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:45 AM
I want a pic of you with a funny hat.
Not the pink one...and it has to be a real pic. Find a funny hat (and it'd better be funny), put it on, make a funny face and post it.
We'll wait here.
does this one work? I think I have my beer helmet in the trunk and there are dozens of hard hats here at work but I don't know if I can find a funny hat today.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/funnyhat.jpg
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 11:50 AM
does this one work? I think I have my beer helmet in the trunk and there are dozens of hard hats here at work but I don't know if I can find a funny hat today.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/funnyhat.jpg
DIE IN A FIRE!
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 11:51 AM
Biggest. Ewok. Evar.
Okay...
I want a pic of your bare foot buried in wet concrete. And for the love of Ready-Mix get it out before it sets.
We'll wait here.
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:53 AM
we're not pouring any concrete today. C'mon, work with me here.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 11:54 AM
What are you doing today, then?
Work with me here...
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 11:54 AM
he just want's to post pics of his wee wee.
Speaking of funny hats...
We never got a pic of Pat wearing the mouse ears. And you KNOW there is one.
That's very disappointing. I'm very disappointed, Pat. Very. Disappointed.
Sorry, I only have one with a bellhop hat and long, fuzzy ears.
No way I'm posting it, BTW.
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:58 AM
What are you doing today, then?
Work with me here...
Just sitting here talking to you clowns.
the drywall guys are hanging drywall and caulking, the window guys are putting in windows, the duct guys are doing their thing, the electricians are installing stuff, the laborers are cleaning up.
Can I take a picture of something where I'm not in the picture? I can get you a shot of the downtown Dallas skyline or the VA hospital or trees or people or things.
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:58 AM
oooohhhh. I know. the toilet seat casts a phallic shadow when it's in the up position. You want a picture of that?
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 11:59 AM
I'd like a picture of trees, with people and things in them.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 12:00 PM
and by "like a picture of" I mean "couldn't give less of a shiat".
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 12:01 PM
I want a pic of something you drew with caulk.
I want a pic of something you drew with caulk.
It's not what you think it is, Booty.
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 12:33 PM
How about a pic of you filipping off a co-worker walking by, through a window? That could almost be considered something that might be a little humor-ish.
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 12:40 PM
That brings up a point that i've been wanting to make...
I think we should have a photo contest. You know - like Fark has. Come up with a subject, give it a week, post a picture, then have people vote for their favorite. Anyone in on this?
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 12:42 PM
not if you suggested it.
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 12:42 PM
Well I did.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 12:42 PM
I have a better idea, how about a photo contest...come up with a subject, give it a week, post a picture, then have people vote for their favorite. Anyone in on this?
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 12:45 PM
I don't get what you are saying.
swardboy
8/4/2006, 12:47 PM
I have a better idea, how about a photo contest...come up with a subject, give it a week, post a picture, then have people vote for their favorite. Anyone in on this?
Hey wait a minute, you said the same thing he said only you went like this.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 01:19 PM
That brings up a point that i've been wanting to make...
I think we should have a photo contest. You know - like Fark has. Come up with a subject, give it a week, post a picture, then have people vote for their favorite. Anyone in on this?
I've been thinking of doing something similar...but different.
I took a pic the other day on the highway (yes, while I was driving but it was soooo worth it) of a late 80's model Blazer. It had rust on it, one quarter panel was a different color - I mean this thing was hillbillied-out.
The spare on the back had a nice black cover on it. And it also had the letters O, S and U, all made in three different colors of orange pleather stiched to the cover all nice and crooked. Oh! And it also had a 'POSSE' sticker in the back window.
It was the ultimate aggy vehicle and I had to take a pic of it. It was one of those times when you're by yourself and you really, really wish someone was there to see it with you.
So I thought we should have a 'Official pic I took of something totally hillbilly' thread but I just never did it.
The end.
I've been thinking of doing something similar...but different.
I took a pic the other day on the highway (yes, while I was driving but it was soooo worth it) of a late 80's model Blazer. It had rust on it, one quarter panel was a different color - I mean this thing was hillbillied-out.
The spare on the back had a nice black cover on it. And it also had the letters O, S and U, all made in three different colors of orange pleather stiched to the cover all nice and crooked. Oh! And it also had a 'POSSE' sticker in the back window.
It was the ultimate aggy vehicle and I had to take a pic of it. It was one of those times when you're by yourself and you really, really wish someone was there to see it with you.
So I thought we should have a 'Official pic I took of something totally hillbilly' thread but I just never did it.
The end.
BSG, I see that stuff everyday uphere....:stunned:
BeetDigger
8/4/2006, 01:25 PM
Hey wait a minute, you said the same thing he said only you went like this.
this. makes all the difference.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 01:26 PM
No, I did this.
I like my idea the mostest.
Let's just go with my idea. It'll be easier that way.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 01:27 PM
OR we could have a contest to talk about my hole-in-one.
your choice
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 02:01 PM
I like Norm's idea. We should do it. Winner gets to punch Hairy in the junk.
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 02:03 PM
My hand is getting nowhere near Hairy's junk.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 02:03 PM
I wear a "junk pad" made of hair.
take your best shot.
Ok, so we go with my idea then, great.
When do we start?
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 02:04 PM
now, Mr. Junk Pad O' Hair
MJPOH, sounds a lot like Mjcpr
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 02:07 PM
When do we start?
I'll work up some rules or something and make a post. In the tradition of fark, I say the first subject should be "Animals".
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 02:07 PM
smells similar too.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 02:08 PM
ok, animals..post some rules so I can work on it this weekend.
these are unretouched photos?
Osce0la
8/4/2006, 02:13 PM
I've been thinking of doing something similar...but different.
I took a pic the other day on the highway (yes, while I was driving but it was soooo worth it) of a late 80's model Blazer. It had rust on it, one quarter panel was a different color - I mean this thing was hillbillied-out.
The spare on the back had a nice black cover on it. And it also had the letters O, S and U, all made in three different colors of orange pleather stiched to the cover all nice and crooked. Oh! And it also had a 'POSSE' sticker in the back window.
It was the ultimate aggy vehicle and I had to take a pic of it. It was one of those times when you're by yourself and you really, really wish someone was there to see it with you.
So I thought we should have a 'Official pic I took of something totally hillbilly' thread but I just never did it.
The end.
Here is mine on this topic:
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/1623/truck3nt.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/7568/truck28ph.png (http://imageshack.us)
Note the "BUMPER GUARD" on the front.
does this one work? I think I have my beer helmet in the trunk and there are dozens of hard hats here at work but I don't know if I can find a funny hat today.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/funnyhat.jpg
You've been around Caney, haven't you?
http://www.newsok.com/article/2824954/
'Bigfoot' talk stirs town, sparks search
By Penny Cockerell
The Oklahoman
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Wednesday, a team of eight experts arrived to search for and, hopefully, capture the creature they call Bigfoot.
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Their two episodes of sightings happened within the last two weeks, a few days apart.
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"I talked to this woman, and she has seen something," Biscardi said. "Until we came out here it was fun and carnival time, and now that we're here they're taking it seriously."
Biscardi believes about 3,500 of these creatures exist and that they migrate south to north in packs. He figures the timing of his encounter in Lamar County (http://www.soonerfans.com/keysearch/?er=1&CANONICAL=Lamar%20County&CATEGORY=COUNTY) in Texas coincides with them traveling north in time to be spotted in Caney.
Wednesday, Biscardi and his team armed themselves with equipment and confidence and scoured the woods around Caney to try to capture one of them.
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Osce0la
8/4/2006, 02:35 PM
http://www.newsok.com/article/2824954/
'Bigfoot' talk stirs town, sparks search
By Penny Cockerell
The Oklahoman
CANEY - Nothing attracts a crowd like a good mystery, especially when it involves something tall, furry and elusive.
Why are they looking for OU4? He's been on Soonerfans all day...
ousoonerfan
8/4/2006, 02:36 PM
Post a picture of you pinching your bosses nipple!!!1!:eek:
Osce0la
8/4/2006, 03:04 PM
Post a picture of you pinching your bosses nipple!!!1!:eek:
I second this suggestion...
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 03:07 PM
He'd better be drawring us a purdy picture with caulk right now...
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 03:09 PM
bsg loves caulk.
bsg loves caulk.
It keeps her warm in the winter and cool in the summer!
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 03:09 PM
I can't. The caulk and caulk guns belong to companies other than the one I work for. That and it would be weird to borrow the caulk gun, draw a picture and then take a picture of the drawing and give the caulk gun back.
I really just want to take a picture of something that won't get me in trouble. I don't really want to have to do anything.
I'm tired, Howzit kept me up late last night.
That wouldn't look weird at all, you're just self conscious.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 03:12 PM
Oh, for the love of the 3M corp...
Take a pic of your frockling file cabinet and post it. It'll be hilarious. We can't wait.
Or maybe your trash can. Spectacular!
:mad:
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 03:17 PM
I'm on the edge of my seat.
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 03:25 PM
that's it. It's not gonna happen now. Are you happy? Is this what you want to be doing when Jesus comes back? Is it? Really?
I need a nap.
I need a nap.
Not me. Not anymore.
*snicker*
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 03:44 PM
Not me. Not anymore.
*snicker*
You've probably already eaten dinner haven't you?
You've probably already eaten dinner haven't you?
Well heck yeah. Matlock's on in 15 minutes.
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 03:48 PM
yon gonna stay up late and watch Murder, She Wrote?
Norm In Norman
8/4/2006, 03:51 PM
GO TIT!
colleyvillesooner
8/4/2006, 03:53 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 03:57 PM
GO TIT!
If he posts a pic of his tit - it's your fault.
If he posts a pic of his tit - it's your fault.
And post it here for caption contest ;)
Osce0la
8/4/2006, 04:01 PM
I can't. The caulk and caulk guns belong to companies other than the one I work for. That and it would be weird to borrow the caulk gun, draw a picture and then take a picture of the drawing and give the caulk gun back.
I really just want to take a picture of something that won't get me in trouble. I don't really want to have to do anything.
I'm tired, Howzit kept me up late last night.
:les: DO. NOT. POST A PIC OF THAT!!!
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 04:08 PM
:les: DO. NOT. POST A PIC OF THAT!!!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/kissykissy.jpg
BigRedJed
8/4/2006, 05:29 PM
That brings up a point that i've been wanting to make...
I think we should have a photo contest. You know - like Fark has. Come up with a subject, give it a week, post a picture, then have people vote for their favorite. Anyone in on this?
Can we create a lame-o forum just for those pictures (maybe call it "Photo Central), so that any stream-of-consciousness organic humor can be stomped out of the concept as quickly as possible?
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