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OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 10:15 AM
He never showed.
tha bastard.
Let this be a warning to the rest of you.
I hope you enjoyed the concert, jerka$$.....and I hope you got herpes on your pee-pee.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 10:18 AM
I'm glad you're on my side.
:rcmad:
He never showed.
tha bastard.
Let this be a warning to the rest of you.
I hope you enjoyed the concert, jerka$$.....and I hope you got herpes on your pee-pee.
Well I know I did. Enjoy the concert. Not get herpes on pee pee.
Where is that boy? I figured he'd be posting his pics by now...please, God, don't let there be another felled tree...
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 10:24 AM
had some computer problems this morning.
Should I tell everyone about how smoove you are Howzit? Every time I turned around some person was hitting on him. First was a hawt chick, then some dude stops by and gives him a koozie, not a promotional thing just a random guy and a random koozie.
Whew. Got this just as I posted the above:
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Enjoyed last night, thanks for the CD. I assume you made it home ok? At least post something, I'm having a flashback to DC's tree-cutting episode. I didn't hear from him for two days afterward. :D
Did I mention I'm off work today?
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!A
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No problem on the CD. Our computers have been down all morning.
Did I mention that you should go **** a goat?
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 10:24 AM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/lovers1.jpg
Jeez, I'd be happy to reduce that for you.
:mad:
JohnnyMack
8/4/2006, 10:27 AM
Where'd ya get that shirt, Jack Tripper's estate sale?
God you look old next to that beauty. ;)
God you look old next to that beauty. ;)
She wanted me.
to go away.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 10:29 AM
4LIFE made me clean his golf clubs.
:mad:
mdklatt
8/4/2006, 10:31 AM
4LIFE made me clean his golf balls.
:mad:
:eek:
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 10:33 AM
He wanted to go eat at this donut shop on the way home but I managed to lose him in traffic.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/DonutShop.jpg
Where'd ya get that shirt, Jack Tripper's estate sale?
Don't you have a poopy diaper to address?
JohnnyMack
8/4/2006, 10:49 AM
Don't you have a poopy diaper to address?
His umbilical cord fell off this morning! Woot!
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 10:58 AM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/kissykissy.jpg
JohnnyMack
8/4/2006, 10:59 AM
PIC!!!!
My wife wants to keep the little shriveled piece of raisin. I think that's gross.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/kissykissy.jpg
Tip?
BeetDigger
8/4/2006, 11:01 AM
Howzit - you're daughter is a little older than I originally thought.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 11:01 AM
had some computer problems this morning.
Should I tell everyone about how smoove you are Howzit? Every time I turned around some person was hitting on him. First was a hawt chick, then some dude stops by and gives him a koozie, not a promotional thing just a random guy and a random koozie.
if by "koozie" you mean "hickey" then i agree.
it was that shirt. JESUS H CHRIST! were you just trying to get noticed?
BSG and I had fun, and my clubs are spotless, she's amazing.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 11:07 AM
BSG and I had fun, and my clubs are spotless, she's amazing.
I want half of the credit for your next hole in one.
:norm:
BSG and I had fun, and my clubs are spotless, she's amazing.
How's she with chrome trailer hitches? [/running away]
had some computer problems this morning.
Should I tell everyone about how smoove you are Howzit? Every time I turned around some person was hitting on him. First was a hawt chick, then some dude stops by and gives him a koozie, not a promotional thing just a random guy and a random koozie.
Yeah, tell everybody about how I had to let April teh bartendress down easy...poor girl.
Don't I remember you having a stalker?
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:12 AM
Yeah, tell everybody about how I had to let April teh bartendress down easy...poor girl.
Don't I remember you having stalker?
Nope. You're getting old. I do remember some cute girls that almost got to have the sex with me but then I saw them smoking.
I can't believe April cried when you told her that you couldn't run away with her. You broke her heart.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/kissykissy.jpg
And that ain't my tongue. Just for the record.
Nope. You're getting old. I do remember some cute girls that almost got to have the sex with me but then I saw them smoking.
I forget, did we decide there should or should not be a PSA tonight before the band starts?
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 11:14 AM
I want half of the credit for your next hole in one.
:norm:
I had a hole-in-one?
You'll get all the credit.
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:15 AM
And that ain't my tongue. Just for the record.
Howzit does have pretty teef, for the record.:P
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 11:15 AM
I forget, did we decide there should or should not be a PSA tonight before the band starts?
I think we decided that there would be a PSA, for the girls sake.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 11:16 AM
I'm bored with this thread.
should I delete it?
I think we decided that there would be a PSA, for the girls sake.
Ok, and for the wimminses on the board, if you have any intention of having sex with 1tc, do not smoke in his presence.
You have been forewarned.
You're welcome.
JohnnyMack
8/4/2006, 11:19 AM
Ok, and for the wimminses on the board, if you have any intention of having sex with 1tc, do not smoke in his presence.
You have been forewarned.
Your welcome.
Yes because when he throws you in that burlap sack and tosses you in the trunk of his Pontiac you could catch fire.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 11:21 AM
4LIFE made me clean his golf clubs.
:mad:
I just spek'd the ever-lovin hell out of you.
I need a snack.....
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 11:21 AM
How's she with chrome trailer hitches? [/running away]
Don't think I didn't see this...:rcmad:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/4/2006, 12:57 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h30/scottdixon/lovers1.jpgThat aint BSG:confused:
TexasLidig8r
8/4/2006, 12:58 PM
Yes because when he throws you in that burlap sack and tosses you in the trunk of his Pontiac you could catch fire.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH!!!
Dang, I wish I could've shown up last night.
It would have been.. chilled Patron shots galore.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 01:21 PM
That aint BSG:confused:
And that ain't 1TC...
:mack:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
8/4/2006, 01:27 PM
So who's the woman with Howzit?
That aint BSG:confused:
Delusion crusher.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 01:28 PM
a barfly.
THAT'S BONNIE WHATSERNAME!!
mdklatt
8/4/2006, 01:30 PM
So who's the woman with Howzit?
That ain't Mrs. Howzit.
Bishop. Her band is purdy good. 1tc is their groupy.
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 01:31 PM
So who's the woman with Howzit?
That's the lovely Bonnie Singergirl that 1TC's trying to club and take back to his cave...
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 01:31 PM
Jebus, we all answered that one quick...:mack:
1stTimeCaller
8/4/2006, 02:07 PM
Her boyfriend, Sky, was there last night.:( But when she saw me she punched me in the arm and gave me a great big hug and said, "Hey buddy, it's great to see you.
Buddy is good, right? right?
Her boyfriend, Sky, was there last night.:( But when she saw me she punched me in the arm and gave me a great big hug and said, "Hey buddy, it's great to see you.
Buddy is good, right? right?
I bet that's what Beef's hawt Asian rommate calls him.
OU4LIFE
8/4/2006, 02:10 PM
Her boyfriend, Sky, was there last night.:( But when she saw me she punched me in the arm and gave me a great big hug and said, "Hey buddy, it's great to see you.
Buddy is good, right? right?
Buddy is good if "Buddy" is your name.
Otherwise
kiss.
of.
death.
frankensooner
8/4/2006, 02:21 PM
Buddy on the Dick Van Dyke Show had to marry a woman named pickles...
BlondeSoonerGirl
8/4/2006, 02:40 PM
His name is 'Sky'?
:les: HIPPIE GAY!
BigRedJed
8/4/2006, 05:40 PM
Lemme get this straight... ...the guy's name is Sky?
Sooner_Bob
8/4/2006, 05:51 PM
What the heck is going on here?
Sooner_Bob
8/4/2006, 06:08 PM
:D
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